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How exactly does one party hard?

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2gold said something in the famous person thread that struck a chord with me.

 

How does one party anyway? Like I hear people going "that dude knows how to party!" but as far as I can tell the college definition of partying is just getting really drunk and staying out all night. Doesn't seem too hard so I would wonder how someone could be considered a legendary partier b/c it looks like everyone could do it.

But then I think maybe those people are idiots and don't know the true definition of partying.

 

I think I've never truly partied as hard as I can. I've gone out, gotten drunk, and all that but nothing truly memorable.

So oh wise ones....teach me the true definition of partying.

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When it's time to party we will party hard

 

You,

You work all night (all night)

And when you work you don't feel all right

And we,

When things stop feeling all right (all right)

And everything is all right

 

'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no)

We will never do what others do

(no)

Know what we want and we get it from you

Do what we like and we like what we do

 

So let's get a party going (let's get a party going)

Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (party hard)

Let's get a party going (let's get a party going)

When it's time to party we will always party hard

Party hard (party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard...)

 

All right

You,

You fight that fight

And when you're fightin' you feel all right

But when,

When things stop feeling all right (all right)

And everything is all right

 

'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no)

We will never do what others do

(no)

Know what we want and we get it from you

We do what we like and we like what we do

 

So let's get a party going (let's get a party going)

Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (party hard)

Let's get a party going (let's get a party going)

When it's time to party we will always party hard

Party hard (party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard...)

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Basically:

 

Entertaining your friends

Helping those who are shy to be more outgoing

Introducing your friends to others

Networking

Surrounding yourself with good looking people

Getting laid regularly

Being creative and coming up with cool drinking games or other ways to keep the night fun

Overachieving - getting with girls better looking than you

Getting shit-faced and actually being funny or outgoing but not a rowdy fucking scumbag or a risk management issue

Keeping a smile on your face - Most important

 

That's my goal.

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But I've done most of those things(except the getting with a chick hotter than me. damn this visage of mine! oh and my friends are ugly too) and I still don't feel like I've had a memorable party experience.

None of these things seem worthy of the title "partying like a rockstar". I think that I'm going to have to experience one of those moments where I wake up and don't know where I am.......or I'm on a trash barge leading out of NYC.

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When you see people the day after and they all tell you crazy ass shit you did the night before, and you don't remember the shit they're talking about.

 

Or waking up to a chick you don't know. Shit like that.

 

Then you've partied hard.

 

 

Personally, I never considered it partying hard unless it went at least two to three week straight.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Getting a swarm of people on lots of acid, and camping in deep woods. Chasing animals off into the dark, uprooting trees, applying mud as warpaint and accessorizing with toadstools and bark.

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Getting a swarm of people on lots of acid, and camping in deep woods. Chasing animals off into the dark, uprooting trees, applying mud as warpaint and accessorizing with toadstools and bark.

 

 

I've done this. One dude fell in the campfire, but he didn't get burned. We swung from grapevines, and chopped up firewood easy as hell because accid makes you super man. we chopped down a few trees and uprooted a few as well. It makes you go "Raah!" and fuckin feel like a man. I ended up with a concusion that night, and a concusion on acid is not cool.

 

But getting a bunch of people together to trip acid in the woods together, with a decent camp fire, and battery powered spot lights, and you can have all kindsa fun.

 

Me and my brothers hunted each other through the woods for hours, and would jump out and attack each other. Two of us fell over a hill into a fucked up briar patch.

 

 

Good times, good times...

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Guest DRH 502

Donnie's Guide To a Night of Hard Partying:

 

7:00 PM--First and probably only beer of the evening. Probably a blunt or a Marley Spliff (by myself unless you are a pretty girl)...

 

8:00 PM--I feel so ziggidy ziggidy ziggidy cause i'm floatin' in ECSTASY!! 2 hits worth will have you on the level (if its good)...

 

9:00 PM--If you haven't already found a chica to roll with, now is the time. Also time for another blunt.

 

10:00 PM--More Blunts and Broads

 

11:00 PM--3 hours in you should be rolling really nice and starting to level off. If its really really good E though you might wanna wait till 12 to go to the next level...

 

which is

 

12:00 AM--Time for some great sex on E. For those inexperienced with it, expect to be busy for the next 4 hours or so.

 

Afterwards more blunts, and if needed some valium or something to sleep.

 

Rinse and repeat for at LEAST 3 days (exchanging E for more booze, coke, meth whatever your trip is)...

 

Thats partying hard. I haven't partied period in well over a year now. Hard-drug free since August of last year. Fuck a bunch of partying. I turn 21 tommorow...and luckily I figured out that shit was for the birds when I was 19. Some people can party all the time and never get addicted to the lifestyle, and to those people more power to you. For me however, partying hard isn't something I should be doing.

 

Ahhhhh this reminds me of a quote from an Em song:

 

"They tell you to stop but you just sit there ignorin'

Even though you wake up feelin like shit every mornin'

But your young you got a lot of drugs to do,

Girls to screw, parties to crash,

Sucks to be you, if I could take it all back now I wouldn't,

I woulda did more shit that people said that I shouldn't."

 

^^ Soooooo true. I wouldn't trade my partying days for anything in the world...except a child.

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If you has to ask how to party hard, then the following is true:

 

a. you've never partied hard

b. you probably never will, and even if you had the opportunity to you wouldn't like it

 

But, if you are so inclined to party hard, you need to accomplish at least several of the following things:

 

-To start, you need to drink A LOT. I don't mean you have a few extra shots on Friday night. I mean Friday was the fourth consecutive night you drank and blacked out... and you started drinking before noon on most of those days.

 

-Lots of people recognize you, but only simply as "That Guy." As a sidenote, these people either love your or fear you. There is no in-between

 

-You lose something really important to you (girlfriend, money, your parent's respect) and are happy that you got off that easy for all the shit you did the night before

 

-It becomes a major problem when you see the sun come up while you are still partying. Not because you realize that you drank all night, but because you have to be to work/school/your wedding in an hour.

 

-You are worried about stories or pictures getting out of you partying, not because you are embarrassed but because they could lead to incarceration

 

-You've woken up in bed next to a chick and don't remember meeting her... and she's much more attractive than any girl you could pull sober

 

-You've destroyed copious amounts of personal property

 

-You get extremely drunk, but don't puke or pass out. That might give you an excuse for your behavior

 

-When you wake up, your clothes/face/house looks like it's been hit by a Mack truck

 

-Your hangover is so bad that drinking is the only way to cure it

 

-You've done something legendary, yet completely insane, while partying (like screwing a girl with a mudshark)

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Guest DRH 502

You should change the drinking/drunk to drug/fucked up because i've partied pretty motherfucking hard (for quite a few days on end with no sleep with the help of our methamphetamines and E) and up until a few months ago I never ever drank...

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See I've done some of that stuff that you mentioned in the post.

I've been drunk for days in a row, had horrible hangovers, quit drinking an hour before work, blacked out, been "that guy" at parties or bars, and I still feel empty like I haven't done what I needed. Maybe I just have this yearning to do something completely legendary and completely crazy......

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Guest DRH 502

Well...legendary usually involves a bodybag the next morning. I'd kinda kill that ambition quickly (pun).

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To me, partying hard would be staying out for ages, meeting up with friends, maybe see some new people, drinking a lot (maybe not), doing things I wouldn't normally do (within reason!) and generally having a laugh.

 

Not remembering what happenened is no fun and renders the night useless. It might be funny to say to 'I can't remember that' on a couple of occasions but after that it just becomes pathetic.

 

I'm sure I still have a few embarrassing and shameful nights in me yet but I'd like to think I don't go out with the intention of having them.

 

Besides who the hell can afford to party for three weeks running? I sure as hell can't.

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I think part of getting that feeling that Dama is looking for includes that if you are partying hard, you really need to be in a group or crowd that also has the same goal of partying hard.

 

One of the best parts of being all fucked up is wandering around and encountering other people who are just as fucked up.

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You can party hard without drink/drugs. You just have to let your inhibitions go (that's all the drink/drugs would do anyways).

 

For me, partying hard is staying out until it gets light, spending the night with both friends and strangers and having a number of several memorable moments in a variety of places. Very rarely can you party hard in a pub or at a party (exceptions include a party at a mansion). A fair bit of it is probably going to be spent outdoors. You have to be at the centre of it (otherwise you'll be watching someone party hard). It has to be completely random from one minute to the next. The next day, you'll feel like shit, but it'll be worth it.

 

For example, a group of us partied hard last week in Paris. We went to a music festival, they got racously drunk, I just followed round not giving a fuck. I danced crazily to Kasabian, got interviewed for French Radio and went round photographing randon french women. One of them came along with us, and we spent the next hour wandering and singing through Paris to get to a club. The club was full, so we ended up crashing this posh French bar and talking in broken English and broken French to this lass. We also went to the Eifell tower in the middle of the night and danced to theVillage people at an office party. We got back when the sun was coming up. The entire night was random fun. For me, although not for others, that's partying hard.

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Guest DRH 502

Curry, it was definately a joke. I'm just giving you a round about timeline. You don't really party on schedule. Or i'd hope not.

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QUOTE(<_< @ Sep 1 2006, 03:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You can party hard without drink/drugs. You just have to let your inhibitions go (that's all the drink/drugs would do anyways).

 

For me, partying hard is staying out until it gets light, spending the night with both friends and strangers and having a number of several memorable moments in a variety of places. Very rarely can you party hard in a pub or at a party (exceptions include a party at a mansion). A fair bit of it is probably going to be spent outdoors. You have to be at the centre of it (otherwise you'll be watching someone party hard). It has to be completely random from one minute to the next. The next day, you'll feel like shit, but it'll be worth it.

 

For example, a group of us partied hard last week in Paris. We went to a music festival, they got racously drunk, I just followed round not giving a fuck. I danced crazily to Kasabian, got interviewed for French Radio and went round photographing randon french women. One of them came along with us, and we spent the next hour wandering and singing through Paris to get to a club. The club was full, so we ended up crashing this posh French bar and talking in broken English and broken French to this lass. We also went to the Eifell tower in the middle of the night and danced to theVillage people at an office party. We got back when the sun was coming up. The entire night was random fun. For me, although not for others, that's partying hard.

 

I must say I am impressed.

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Well I had a little bit of partying that I didn't think I would want to have last night.

We went out bar hopping and came upon this bar that sold liters of beer for 5 bucks. Oh hell yeah. So after a liter or two me and my gf went back with her friend and bf to their apartment.

We started playing a drinking game and I consumed like 8 more beers and got pretty smashed(i get drunk quickly).

Well me and my gf start making out on the couch(nothing like heavy) and then i hear this noise. I look over and her friend is giving her bf head right there. I was like "that's not something i want to see."

So my gf starts getting heavier and we go to the bedroom and do our thing. We come back out and rather than going to the other bedroom where we didn't have to see them they decided to fuck right there on the couch!

It wasl ike a porno with ugly people. I just put my shoes on and stumbled drunkingly out the door and my gf did the same. Not something we wanted to see at all.

 

So I partied hard last night and got to watch live fucking....but not the kind I wanted to see.....*lowers head*

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Guest Felonies!
I consumed like 8 more beers and got pretty smashed(i get drunk quickly).

What? How? Aren't you like 300 pounds and 7 feet tall?

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I think eight beers would send anyone into heavily buzzed/drunk territory. Frankly, after downing a litre of the stuff, I could probably only handle a couple'a more before my stomach rebelled.

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