MrRant 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2006 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2006 All products with Olestra in them contain the warning to eat the product in moderation since thats the side effect of eating a ton of the stuff. It was hyped up as the greatest thing since sliced bread since the stuff is basically passed through the body instead of absorbed so they could make the fattening foods like chips healthier. But this "side effect" scared a lot of companies away from using it as much as it been hyped up to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2006 And that's a shoot brotha. I'm in fucking stitches over that one. Pure gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2006 Best thread title in months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2006 I dont really like Pringles anyway.. I want my potato chips as whole sliced potatoes and not chopped and formed into little horse saddle looking shapes.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2006 Good one. I did the Olestra thing when it first came out. All was good for the first few bags of chips. Then it hit me. Hard. I had a bag or two afterward, but I can't remember the last time I had one of those "Olestra" chips. That linked article is pretty accurate as to what happens when the Olestra takes over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2006 Try this: eat potatop chips, then some bananas. It's great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2006 Try this. Get to the bottom of a bag of salt 'n douche potato chips, then take all that residue and put it into your mouth at once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
In Credible 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2006 I don't think I've ever heard a story about someone pooping their pants that wasn't funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2006 I don't think I've ever heard a story about someone pooping their pants that wasn't funny. Would it be funny if the person it happened to was you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2006 Not to him, but I'd laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted September 3, 2006 I don't think I've ever heard a story about someone pooping their pants that wasn't funny. Would it be funny if the person it happened to was you? You can tell Marvin has shat himself before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 3, 2006 You're tellin' me you haven't? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted September 3, 2006 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted September 3, 2006 I haven't! EDIT: Or at least not since I was maybe a couple years old, or however the fuck old I was when potty trained. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 5, 2006 Never? I have a hard time believing this, and am making a thread on the subject. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2006 Does farting and feeling a little something-something come out count? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2006 I did that in Boston. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 18, 2006 That is boston. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Don't even say a fucking word. I use this in conversation now Fucking Pringle bastards. I wish I had a reason to use this one though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kliqster Report post Posted October 3, 2006 http://www.zug.com/pranks/olestra/ A week of eating olestra, with pictures~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted October 5, 2006 Jesus! I hate potato chips anyways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
