MrRant Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html
MarvinisaLunatic Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 All products with Olestra in them contain the warning to eat the product in moderation since thats the side effect of eating a ton of the stuff. It was hyped up as the greatest thing since sliced bread since the stuff is basically passed through the body instead of absorbed so they could make the fattening foods like chips healthier. But this "side effect" scared a lot of companies away from using it as much as it been hyped up to.
Man Who Sold The World Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 And that's a shoot brotha. I'm in fucking stitches over that one. Pure gold.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 I dont really like Pringles anyway.. I want my potato chips as whole sliced potatoes and not chopped and formed into little horse saddle looking shapes..
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Good one. I did the Olestra thing when it first came out. All was good for the first few bags of chips. Then it hit me. Hard. I had a bag or two afterward, but I can't remember the last time I had one of those "Olestra" chips. That linked article is pretty accurate as to what happens when the Olestra takes over.
Gary Floyd Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Try this: eat potatop chips, then some bananas. It's great.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Try this. Get to the bottom of a bag of salt 'n douche potato chips, then take all that residue and put it into your mouth at once.
In Credible Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 I don't think I've ever heard a story about someone pooping their pants that wasn't funny.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 I don't think I've ever heard a story about someone pooping their pants that wasn't funny. Would it be funny if the person it happened to was you?
Guest Felonies! Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 I don't think I've ever heard a story about someone pooping their pants that wasn't funny. Would it be funny if the person it happened to was you? You can tell Marvin has shat himself before.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 You're tellin' me you haven't?
Guest Vitamin X Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 I haven't! EDIT: Or at least not since I was maybe a couple years old, or however the fuck old I was when potty trained.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Never? I have a hard time believing this, and am making a thread on the subject.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Does farting and feeling a little something-something come out count?
The Mandarin Posted September 19, 2006 Report Posted September 19, 2006 Don't even say a fucking word. I use this in conversation now Fucking Pringle bastards. I wish I had a reason to use this one though.
Guest Kliqster Posted October 3, 2006 Report Posted October 3, 2006 http://www.zug.com/pranks/olestra/ A week of eating olestra, with pictures~!
Guest Vitamin X Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 Jesus! I hate potato chips anyways.
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now