Dangerous A Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 I have a question... How can you have a match where a retired wrestler (Austin) puts his career on the line? Doesn't this negate the entire reason Austin is fighting Coach at Taboo Tuesday since JR and his non-job (as well as Austin's job in retirement?) are on the line?
Downhome Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 From PWInsider: USA has sent out a "Media Advisory" to anyone coming to Monday's Raw taping in Anaheim to dress up in costumes for Halloween. They also created a little song (I swear) sung to the tune of Boris Pickett's "The Monster Mash". Here is it: You'll be sitting in your homes on Monday Night When your eyes will share an eerie sight For up from The Pond wrestling fans will arise And suddenly to our viewers eyes They'll see The Bash We'll call it Monster Bash The Monster Bash Will catch on in a flash The Monster Bash Will lead to Cena and a Michaels clash The Monster Bash Will have fans showing up in costume flash. From his laboratory in the castle East The Chairman will be vexing least Taboo Tuesday follows Monday's RAW And excitement will not be lacking awe As titles will be on the line Angle, Big Show and Carlito claw For a chance to claim the champion's belt And scream to all that's what they always felt . But before that let's remember this A sell-out crowd will show up waving fists They'll be dressed as vampires, ghosts and ghouls Hoping cameras will catch all their moves For at 9 the show will be under way When Stone Cold and others hit the mat To the roar we'll call The Monster Bash.
The Mandarin Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 That's the worst motherfucking shit ever.
Lord of The Curry Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Bill: Why did you play that song? I'm sure there are a hundred other Valentines Day songs that people would like to hear. Marty: Well, you know, I just thought it would be a welcome change. All the monsters mashing, politely enjoying each others company. Bill: You put the wrong record on, didn't you? Marty: Why do you do this to me?
hyperchord24 Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 I have a question... How can you have a match where a retired wrestler (Austin) puts his career on the line? Doesn't this negate the entire reason Austin is fighting Coach at Taboo Tuesday since JR and his non-job (as well as Austin's job in retirement?) are on the line? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's Vince-logic, don't question it
The Niggardly King Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Shelton Benjamin should be TNA's World Champion by the end of summer the way things are going now.
Lil' Bitch Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Gotta love the fact JBL is ranked above HHH.
Black Lushus Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 yeah but they sure did a good job of reminding us that he's not in the top 5 because he hasn't been on TV in months but he'll be up there soon!
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 On RAW when it went from Coach to Steph to Foley to Carlito, how did Steph anticipate Foley coming out, since she had Carlito ready to come down to meet him?
Guest Fook Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 I said the exact same thing in the Raw thread. Got no answer.
Dangerous A Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 I want to know why the Ortons weren't arrested by authorities 2 weeks ago on SD when they openly admitted to killing Taker with fire at No Mercy? Taz and Cole even acknowledged they literally killed Taker. Again, I try to suspend disbelief, but try explaining this to a person who hasn't watched WWE without sounding like a complete and total retard.
Guest *KNK* Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 I want to know why the Ortons weren't arrested by authorities 2 weeks ago on SD when they openly admitted to killing Taker with fire at No Mercy? Taz and Cole even acknowledged they literally killed Taker. Again, I try to suspend disbelief, but try explaining this to a person who hasn't watched WWE without sounding like a complete and total retard. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yet when they want to, they be "realistic" and have Kane under "house arrest" or in "jail". In fact it only applies to Kane because anytime a wrestler is "arrested", they return later that night.
Hunter's Torn Quad Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 Again, I try to suspend disbelief, but try explaining this to a person who hasn't watched WWE without sounding like a complete and total retard. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's a good measure to whether something on wrestling is any good. If you can explain a match or an angle to a non-fan without sounding like an idiot for defending the match or angle at hand, then chances are it was something good.
Guest *KNK* Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 Again, I try to suspend disbelief, but try explaining this to a person who hasn't watched WWE without sounding like a complete and total retard. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's a good measure to whether something on wrestling is any good. If you can explain a match or an angle to a non-fan without sounding like an idiot for defending the match or angle at hand, then chances are it was something good. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Exactly, I was telling my friend a few weeks ago about the raven/dreamer storyline and all it's side-plots and he loved it (he's a writer as well) and he said it was very engaging just from the description alonw...and guess what? I never even mentioned it was a wrestling storyline until the very end. His reaction? "It must have sucked then".
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 http://media.putfile.com/Triple-H-Sonnin Triple H promo, on a house show earlier this year, including gay bashing and racism.
Downhome Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 I want to know why the Ortons weren't arrested by authorities 2 weeks ago on SD when they openly admitted to killing Taker with fire at No Mercy? Taz and Cole even acknowledged they literally killed Taker. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In WWE land, much like in Aruba, you can't convict without a body. That's all I've got.
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 Rob Conway is facing Koko B. Ware on Heat, this week. Awesome.
Slickster Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 I want to know why the Ortons weren't arrested by authorities 2 weeks ago on SD when they openly admitted to killing Taker with fire at No Mercy? Taz and Cole even acknowledged they literally killed Taker. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In WWE land, much like in Aruba, you can't convict without a body. That's all I've got. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You can't kill what's already dead.
The Niggardly King Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 http://media.putfile.com/Triple-H-Sonnin Triple H promo, on a house show earlier this year, including gay bashing and racism. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why can't he always be this entertaining?
Guest Ransome Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 Is there any particular reason why they're using Josh Matthews as an announcer, rather than a wrestler, like they originally trained him for? I seem to recall Josh Matthews vs Kid Kash from the now-defunct XWF getting good reviews, and given WWE's love of homegrown talent, it's a little surprising they've never used him as a wrestler (with the exception of an SD match during the JBL/Booker T feud). Did they really hire him just to be a commentator?
Team Angle Pusher Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 That promo by HHH is hilarious. More entertaining then all of his promos in the last couple of years.
Downhome Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 Dean Striker? http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/591...05strikerschool
Matt Young Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 I want to go to Smackdown on Sunday in LA or Raw in Anaheim on Monday, but I can't. WWE comes around here every 4 months or so, but it's always when I can't make the trip to the arena. Fuck.
ChrisMWaters Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 On Heat this week (WWE.Com), Snitsky propositioned Tomko to be his tag team partner. ...well, at least Raw MAY get another team...
Matt Young Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 It's not like either one of them has been doing anything other than squashing jobbers and low carders on Heat anyway. Works for me.
CanadianChick Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 According to Meltzer, Edge has a partially torn pec (how serious is that, if anyone knows?) and Kane has a bad back injury.
Guest *KNK* Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 According to Meltzer, Edge has a partially torn pec (how serious is that, if anyone knows?) and Kane has a bad back injury. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Edge can't go 3 months without an injury of some kind.
Dangerous A Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 According to Meltzer, Edge has a partially torn pec (how serious is that, if anyone knows?) and Kane has a bad back injury. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Depends on how big the tear is. If it's small and doesn't need surgery, time off will help. If he does need surgery to repair it, he could be out months instead of weeks.
CanadianChick Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 According to Meltzer, Edge has a partially torn pec (how serious is that, if anyone knows?) and Kane has a bad back injury. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Edge can't go 3 months without an injury of some kind. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Psst...he hasn't had an injury in a year. But that was classy of you. Depends on how big the tear is. If it's small and doesn't need surgery, time off will help. If he does need surgery to repair it, he could be out months instead of weeks. According to Meltzer, it doesn't look like he'll need surgery. Is him toughing it out for TT and then just having an on screen role for a month or so a good assumption?
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