The Things That Anger You Thread.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

There's something about a warehouse shitter that compels people to wipe nose goblins on the wall. I've never seen them in excess on any other bathroom wall than the four warehouses I've worked in.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

The snot-on-the-stall thing is foreign to me. I live a clean and sheltered life. I do, however, hate people who make really uninspired stall graffiti, like writing "Metallica Rocks, You Suck Cocks," which is inside the stall at a bar not too far from my apartment. That same stall also features a 10 or 12 part discussion about Eichmann's accountability in the Holocaust (including "hannah arendt kicked him in the nuts"), so it's not bad overall.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I had a 2 foot sqaure of Walden on one of the walls before the sanitation dept. painted over that, the swastikas, and the gigantic "JUSTIN YORK SUX COCK" with the retort "YOUR A FUCKIN FAGET"

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Old people, pacifists, pretentious twats who think they're cool because they use software brand A or shit on anything that involves monetary gain, people who try to win arguments by pointing out uncommon spelling and grammatical errors, those two assholes who keep switching the radio back to country at work, 99.9% of all people associated with an e-fed, anime fangirls, Stone Phillips, that infuriatingly stupid 'lolz i live in cyberspace' shit, those five or six drips left in me after taking a piss, fundamentalists, young republicans, political correctness, crazy bitches that get off easy in court 'coz they're bitch, weak-looking bitches that are all "ohhhhh shit nigra watch out im on my period you cant take this much wymmynz", tightwads that wouldn't flinch even if I took a dump on their face, puyo puyo, fat British wastes of sperm and egg who obsess over puyo puyo, reading long-winded crap for school and then being told I shouldn't have bothered, this thread, and temporarily running out of things that piss me off.

[NYU 0]

99.9% of all people associated with an e-fed

 

Woah, buddy. Stop right there.

 

We don't want you offending Alf.

[alfdogg 0]

I'm part of the .1%, obv.

[chuck415 0]

it's not uncommon to miss the meaning of that question, guys...while, yeah, they obviously don't mean to keep all of your change, some people would rather be more discreet about the tip they leave rather than say "keep $5 for yourself and bring me back $15".

Thanks, discretion is my middle name.

Another thing that pisses me off is couples having public fights. I know a couple that can't go anywhere without at least one argument. It doesn't seem to bother them to air their dirty laudry in public. I get embarased for them. Then there are the guys that talk to their wive/gfs like dogs, and the women just stand there and take it.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

I've probably lamented about this before; but it's been pissing me off a lot more than normal lately:

 

Misuse of the word "considering", and nearly all uses of "especially since" and "not bad for". Examples:

 

"Jim Abbott once threw a no-hitter. That's pretty good considering he had one arm." I can't quite express this properly, but hopefully my point's been made.

[Jingus 0]

What, that they use a longer phrase/word when just "since" would usually suffice?

 

I'm angered by the guys over at Loss4Word's wrestling board who genuinely believe that Cena is the greatest wrestler in the world, and mock me as if I'm some kid who thinks that Citizen Kane sucks when I disagree.

 

I'm angered by the cocksuckers at the local library who seem to ALWAYS have half a season's worth of DVD sets for a tv series checked out. It's like, um, why did you need discs 2 and 4 of the first season of The Shield, but not 1 and 3?

 

I'm angered by this awful acid reflux or heartburn or some damn thing that I've had for the past week. Tried to use Tums on it. Kinda worked like throwing a lit match into a black hole.

 

 

That same stall also features a 10 or 12 part discussion about Eichmann's accountability in the Holocaust (including "hannah arendt kicked him in the nuts"), so it's not bad overall.

Now THAT'S funny. Most of the stall-wall arguments I've seen tend to revolve around either the KKK or Jesus for some reason, and they're not terribly well articulated.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

What, that they use a longer phrase/word when just "since" would usually suffice?

 

No, that wasn't what I meant.

"Jim Abbott once threw a no-hitter. That's pretty good considering he had one arm."

A no-hitter is better than pretty good, regardless of limbs possessed. Lemme try another example.

 

Say a first-time golfer happens to drive it 350 yards, and his teacher says "That's very good for a first time". 350 yards is good for anyone, regardless of how long they've played.

[Timmy8271 0]

High school people that yell on the bus when they get on the bus. Listen, I'm just trying to get home. I don't care who your fucking or how big of a whore you are.

 

People that diss the WWE because it has "too much stereotypical comedy". Seriously, What the fuck?

[luke-o 0]

Kids who play music on their phones on the bus out loud. Not sure if this happens in the US, but happens a lot round here in the UK.

 

Kids sit there on the bus, with their mobile phones in their hand, playing some new RnB shit at a loud volume. Serioulsly what the fuck?! It doesnt even sound good as the speakers on mobile phones are fucking awful. And it's not just on the bus, they do it in the street when they walk past you. BUY SOME FUCKING HEADPHONES! A PAIR PROBABLY CAME FREE WITH THE PHONE! I know mine did. Its like the boom box of the 21st century, just not as cool.

 

This ulcer on the side of my tounge has been doing my head in all day.

 

My boss having a go at me because I'm constatanly posting on here rather than doing work.

 

Girls with no self confidence, "why do guys think i'm attractive?" BECAUSE YOU FUCKING ARE!

[Kristianna 0]

Girls with no self confidence, "why do guys think i'm attractive?" BECAUSE YOU FUCKING ARE!

 

As a girl, I'll field this one for you.

 

This is not a lack of confidence, typically. Most of the time when girls ask this (and yes, I've been guilty in the past), they're just fishing for compliments. As Chris Rock once said, and I quote, "Women need food, water and compliments. And shoes." He's right on the money. We're creatures of appearance, and extroversion... and we constantly want to know that all the time and money that we're spending on makeup, clothes and dieting is paying off.

 

Really, its a competition. Women just like to try and out-do each other. I have no doubt that if I wore a t-shirt and jeans everyday, and didn't put on makeup... my boyfriend would love me just the same. He could care less what I'm wearing as long as it ends up thrown on his bedroom floor at night. I'm just trying to look better than every other woman I know.

[EricMM 0]

Ok this doesn't anger me, per se, but its getting annoying:

 

WTF is up with this:

 

And shoes

 

HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU NEED!?

 

Can I get a testament by the guys here? How many guys give a SHIT about what kind of shoes a chick is wearing?

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Gay ones?

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

Rocky Top.

[Ripper 0]

Well, did you read what she said Eric. they are trying to impress other women. They know full well that we don't give a shit.

 

 

Once you accept that, you will not be as frustrated.

[EricMM 0]

Yes, but still, how many shoes can you own? Ten pair? Twenty?

 

WHY!? Are you going to use all those?

[Jingus 0]

I've never understood the shoes thing either. Part of that may be that I'm a plain bastard who rarely cares what he looks like, I've only got two pairs of shoes myself, and they're both ugly as hell: steel-toed work boots, and discount sneakers with velcro instead of laces.

 

Okay, not strictly true, since I'm a packrat and hate throwing away anything, so I've got like a box full of old shoes I don't use anymore. But still, I only wear those two.

[luke-o 0]

I've been wearing blue Converse All Stars since I was about 15. I'm not about to change.

 

As for the chicks needing compliments thing, it's okay for a while as I like to pay girls compliments. If a girl is beautiful, she needs to be told. But when they keep on about it, it just gets tiresome.

[Nighthawk 0]

I have over twenty pairs of shoes. I seriously think it might be a fetish. I dunno... I'm about to buy a new pair too. Licensed Circle Jerks Vans... how can I not buy those?

[luke-o 0]

Because you have balls.

[Nighthawk 0]

I hope that was a slam on me spending thousands of dollars on shoes, and not a slam on Circle Jerks, because they rock.

 

In keeping with my fetish, this is my favorite pair of shoes:

 

 

Actually, it's a tie between those and my standard black Doc Marten 1460s. Those are my do anything boots, and I will walk through just about anything. But those Adios are awesome, and get comments from strangers. Usually of a "Where did you get those?" variety. The answer is zappos.com, I buy most of my shoes there.

 

 

Those have gotten comments too, including "Your shoes are upsetting my epilepsy."

[At Home 0]

Dude, Circle Jerks vans? Nuff said. I actually kind of enjoy shoes. I like searching for strange shoes or eye catching shoes. My friend has blue and yellow nike things, but I think those are a little ostentatious. I have several pairs of vans (mostly slip-ons; black and white boxes, green plaid, plain black, some others), two pairs of converse (white hi-tops, black hi-tops with peace signs) that are literally falling off my feet, and a pair of slippers just because. I actually do get a lot of complements for my shoes, which is about the only thing I ever get complemented on, unless I'm wearing a particular shirt that fits me well.

 

I was wearing the black and white boxes shoes and my friend was pretty stoned and was like "WAOHAHAHAOAHAOHAOHAOHA. Dude, those are awesome. You probably thought 'Man, I'm gonna get so much pussy with these things.' "

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

People that use smark terms in situations other than wrestling piss me the fuck off.

 

Biggest offender is bubba the love sponge. I fucking hate that piece of shit. You're friends with Hogan........... SO........FUCKING...........WHAT.

 

Drop the smark lingo and stop acting like such a fucking bitch.

[At Home 0]

People that use smark terms in situations other than wrestling piss me the fuck off.

 

Biggest offender is bubba the love sponge. I fucking hate that piece of shit. You're friends with Hogan........... SO........FUCKING...........WHAT.

 

Drop the smark lingo and stop acting like such a fucking bitch.

 

I think that I am the biggest offender of the non-wrestling category, seeing as how I've never even looked in the wrestling folder.

[Kristianna 0]

HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU NEED!?

 

How many shoes do I need? I need a pair for every outfit, of course.

 

And besides, some shoes match more than one set of clothes, so its not like I have nearly as many shoes as I do tops, blouses, dresses and t-shirts.

 

I did a count though, and I do have 52 pairs of shoes. From $9.00 bargain bin shoes from Payless, to a pair of Gucci heels that cost me way more than I want to admit.

[tominator89 0]

I can't stand the ridiculous fees that Ticketmaster charges.

 

Convenience charge? Building Facility fee? Come on, now.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I've never understood the shoes thing either. Part of that may be that I'm a plain bastard who rarely cares what he looks like, I've only got two pairs of shoes myself, and they're both ugly as hell: steel-toed work boots, and discount sneakers with velcro instead of laces.

So what do you wear when you go someplace reasonably nice? Do you have little cufflinks for the velcro, maybe?

 

As for women's shoes--good women's shoes can be had for relatively cheap, and women generally have a much wider range of styles and clothing items to match against. Men wear pants, shorts, or jeans; women wear those plus formal dresses, informal dresses, long skirts, pencil skirts, mini skirts, leggings, etc.

 

To keep in the theme of the thread, I'm angered by the discrepancy between Verizon's wonderful wireless customer service and abysmal DSL customer service.

 

[EricMM 0]

In keeping in the vein of the thread, Bioshock's PC DRM.