NFL Week 3

[dh86]

Go Lions!!!

 

 

[KingPK]

Now, a lesson in trash talk from Joey Porter (To Chad Johnson):

 

'YOU WISH YOU WAS ME!"

'YOU WISH YOU WAS ME!"

'YOU WISH YOU WAS ME!"

'YOU WISH YOU WAS ME!"

'YOU WISH YOU WAS ME!"

'YOU WISH YOU WAS ME!"

'YOU WISH YOU WAS ME!"

'YOU WISH YOU WAS ME!"

[Hawk 34]

I thought the line about T.J was better,

 

"TELL TJ, THAT I KNOW HIS MAMA!"

[Guest Felonies!]

HUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!

[naiwf]

STEVE SMITH!~ will be playing today, so I'm going with Panthers 98, Bucs 3 as STEVE SMITH!~ catches 26 passes for 480 yards and 9 TDs to make up for the games he missed.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Pfft are you kiddin me? At 98 points, STEVE SMITH! and the Super Bowl contending Panthers have not reached their potential! He will score 12 TD's but they'll give him 98 points because STEVE SMITH! is so good the refs won't even see him making the endzone grabs.

[jwest27]

Hey, Rich Gannon is doing color commentary on one of the games I'm watching. I like Rich Gannon.

[CanadianChris]

The Vikings are just shredding the Bears D on the opening drive.

[KingPK]

Now I'm thinking I should have picked Buffalo in Survivor. It's 7-0 just 55 seconds in.

[Guest Vitamin X]

You know, I could handle losing to the Vikings this year a little better. They're the most likable Vikings in recent memory. No Mike Tice, Randy Moss, or Daunte Culpepper.

 

Unfortunately Darren Sharper still plays for them, so fuck them.

[KingPK]

Wow, Jaguars with a LONG first drive for a TD. Seven and a half minutes. That's how you beat Indy.

[naiwf]

The slowest black QB in the league just put the Jags up 7-0 on a run.

[CanadianChris]

You guys aren't going to believe this, but Kerry Collins threw an interception. 3-0 Dolphins.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Green Bay at Detroit: The Battle of the Meek! 7-7 and both defenses look kinda shitty.

[naiwf]

1-10-JAC 35 (5:09) F.Taylor up the middle to JAX 40 for 5 yards (C.June, M.Doss).

2-5-JAC 40 (4:29) B.Leftwich pass short left to G.Wrighster to JAX 44 for 4 yards (M.Doss) [M.Reagor].

3-1-JAC 44 (4:22) B.Leftwich up the middle to JAX 45 for 1 yard (C.June, G.Brackett).

1-10-JAC 45 (3:41) B.Leftwich pass incomplete short right to R.Williams. PENALTY on JAX-R.Williams, Personal Foul, 15 yards, enforced at JAX 45.

2-25-JAC 30 (3:32) (Shotgun) M.Jones-Drew up the middle to JAX 48 for 18 yards (A.Bethea).

3-7-JAC 48 (2:51) (Shotgun) M.Jones-Drew up the middle to IND 40 for 12 yards (A.Bethea).

 

PASSING CP/AT YDS TD INT

B. Leftwich 3/4 9 0 0

 

 

RUSHING ATT YDS TD LG

M. Jones-Drew 4 65 0 26

F. Taylor 8 35 0 8

B. Leftwich 2 5 1 4

 

I think it's safe to say the Colts know what the Jags are going to do, but they may not be able to stop them. Two runs up the gut from the shotgun on 2nd and 25 getting a first down isn't something you see everyday.

 

EDIT: Naturally, Leftwich throws a pick to end a drive where they were just punishing the Colts with the ground game. Retards.

[KingPK]

Guess Losman is injured because Moorman is in now.

 

EDIT: When will people learn to DOWN the ball if they pick it off in the end zone?

[Craig Th]

Ugh, I get the Jets game instead of the Jags/Colts or Steelers/Bengals. Sometimes I hate living in NY.

[Cartman]

14-14 GB vs Detroit...Final score 63-70

[jwest27]

I believe one of the highlights said that Favre threw his 400th touchdown.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Make that 14-14 in the GB-Detroit game in the 1st quarter.

[snuffbox]

I believe one of the highlights said that Favre threw his 400th touchdown.

 

It's true.

[KingPK]

Heh, Collins with the TD, 7-3 Titans.

 

When will the "Joey! Joey!" chants start?

[naiwf]

Colts just tied it with an 82 yd punt return. All of the good work the Jags have done to this point just got wiped out.

[KingPK]

Now I wish I made that Keyshawn trade as he just got his second TD on the day with a reverse. The Panthers finally woke up.

[CanadianChris]

Heh, Collins with the TD, 7-3 Titans.

 

When will the "Joey! Joey!" chants start?

They better win this game.

[naiwf]

Now I wish I made that Keyshawn trade as he just got his second TD on the day with a reverse. The Panthers finally woke up.

 

I'll give you one guess why that happened. Here's a hint, the first letter of his first and last name should be spelled with a Superman logo.

[Annabelle]

the vikes d-line is shredding the bears o-line. i didn't expect that at all. its been a weird game with weird challenges and weird calls.

[KingPK]

Looks like Jacksonville keeps running draws up the middle out of the shotgun and Indy STILL can't stop it. Not a good sign.

 

EDIT: Indy's offense has been on the field for just 3:19 of the first half. Wow. Jags have 146 yds rushing and counting.

 

EDIT2: 24 yard field goal attempt clangs off the upright. Come on, Jaguars.

[snuffbox]

17-14 in Detroit...might be starting to slow down a bit now that the 1st quarter is completed.

[Cartman]

Well theres one way to stop Manning...Yikes!