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Guest The Amazing Rondo

Speak for yourself, abortion pie.

 

So Lionel Tate, that kid who killed a girl with a wrestling move, needed help paying his taxes. So he and his mom went to H&R Block, but they were turned away. Just goes to show you, there's no accounting for bad Tates.

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Guest The Amazing Rondo

Let's try some insult comedy.

 

Hey, Murmuring Beast, I hear you're from Scotland. Now tell me, do you wear a kilt all day? I hope you don't go the grocery store dressed like that! Talk about "going to the meat section!" Price check on cocktail wieners! Do you eat haggis for dinner? That's more popular in Scotland than it is here. I would eat some, but I don't have the guts.

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Guest CWMwasmurdered

They aren't supposed to be funny.

Then what's the point.

 

Rondo is Rando's brother. If you read some of Rando's threads or have ever spoken to Rando on AIM it'd make sense.

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I'm writing an opera about a hack southern comedian's journey through the heavens and earth in pursuit of the Ring of the Nibelung... it's called "Gitrdöneerung"

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I'm writing an opera about a hack midwestern comedian's journey through the heavens and earth in pursuit of the Ring of the Nibelung... it's called "Gitrdöneerung"

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A lot of Hedberg's jokes only work because of his delivery though, so If you don't what his delivery was like then it's not that funny.

Pretty much. You read 'em out loud to yourself as he'd say it and it's a riot. Not so much in text form.

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