Guest The Amazing Rondo Report post Posted September 29, 2006 Speak for yourself, abortion pie. So Lionel Tate, that kid who killed a girl with a wrestling move, needed help paying his taxes. So he and his mom went to H&R Block, but they were turned away. Just goes to show you, there's no accounting for bad Tates. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rondo Report post Posted September 29, 2006 Let's try some insult comedy. Hey, Murmuring Beast, I hear you're from Scotland. Now tell me, do you wear a kilt all day? I hope you don't go the grocery store dressed like that! Talk about "going to the meat section!" Price check on cocktail wieners! Do you eat haggis for dinner? That's more popular in Scotland than it is here. I would eat some, but I don't have the guts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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In Credible 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2006 A lot of Hedberg's jokes only work because of his delivery though, so If you don't what his delivery was like then it's not that funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted September 29, 2006 They aren't supposed to be funny. Then what's the point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2006 They aren't supposed to point Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2006 ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CWMwasmurdered Report post Posted September 30, 2006 They aren't supposed to be funny. Then what's the point. Rondo is Rando's brother. If you read some of Rando's threads or have ever spoken to Rando on AIM it'd make sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2006 Rando hasn't strayed from the wrestling folders in at least a couple of years, so none of the newer regulars would get this. That said, I only enjoyed the first few posts. The rest.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CWMwasmurdered Report post Posted September 30, 2006 The audio file btw. Is really Rando's voice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 I'm writing an opera about a hack southern comedian's journey through the heavens and earth in pursuit of the Ring of the Nibelung... it's called "Gitrdöneerung" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 You feeling okay, Slayer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 I'm writing an opera about a hack midwestern comedian's journey through the heavens and earth in pursuit of the Ring of the Nibelung... it's called "Gitrdöneerung" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 I stared at the screen a few extra seconds, thinking Richard had posted a picture or something in response to that quote, waiting for it to load. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 goddamn photobucket Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 A lot of Hedberg's jokes only work because of his delivery though, so If you don't what his delivery was like then it's not that funny. Pretty much. You read 'em out loud to yourself as he'd say it and it's a riot. Not so much in text form. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 I think they're funny in text form. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites