Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2006 I don't come to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2006 That's no way to talk to your mother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 2, 2006 She looks like a man! SHE IS A MAN. Transsexuals are the fastest growing segment of consumers. They buy and shop for two! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2006 I don't come to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth. you may want to pick up another profession, Superstar... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2006 Some stock lines have been around since the age of vaudeville, yet still work because audiences haven't heard them. But again that doesn't mean you should do it just because it gets a yuk. The following are old lines in the public domain that are undeniably hack. * (An overweight comic) Let me move the mic stand so you can see me better. * (A waitress drops something) "Just put that anywhere." "Keep drinking folks, because the more you drink the funnier the show gets." * (point to the microphone) "There's a reason they don't give these things out at the door, pal!" * "Hey, I don't come to where you work and knock the gas pumps out of your hands (or french fries, or dicks out of your mouth, etc.)! * "Hey I remember my first beer!" * "Where'd you learn to whisper? A rock concert? In a helicopter? Or some other place where whispering wouldn't be very effective!" * "How many of you rent Pornography?" (No one answers) "Yeah, a five billion dollar a year industry and I'm the only one!" * "I'm available for Children's Parties!" (Yeah, you and a thousand other comics who think they're shocking.) * "Excuse me, am I interrupting your conversation with my act?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2006 Next, Supes will tell us about how black people act in a particular way, while white people act in an entirely different way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2006 Pit Pat! Take it from me, IIIII love you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2006 Come on, it's not like I could get any real discussion with a Mr. Show thread in Movies-DVDs-Television Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 2, 2006 Did you just discover Mr. Show? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2006 Sure did! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 2, 2006 Cock rings. Cock rings. Cock rings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2006 Over 3 miles! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 2, 2006 But now look. A wall of nothing but hardcore gay anal sex. If that doesn't bring a tear to your eye, then you're the one who's inhuman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2006 Since I've never seen Mr. Show at all, and I remember reading the Hack FAQ many many years ago, any time I hear that "slap the dicks out of your mouth" line, I think of the FAQ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2006 I was in Italy and then I took a balloon up my ass to Spain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2006 Cock rings. Cock rings. Cock rings. At Cock Ring Warehouse we have the largest selection of new and used cock rings in the tri-state area. Any cock will do! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 2, 2006 "What's on the funny video show?" "A man taunts a goat, a dog wears a toupee, a bird thinks it's a dog, and Baby Loves Headrub!" Can I say something here? Todd, you're also hurting. Believe me, I'd know. I'm seven feet tall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2006 TheSmartMarks.com Forums Where ideas can just hang out. And do whatever!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 2, 2006 All these goats are retarded. Did you know that goats are the only animals with an innate sense of democracy? That's why they're called Nature's Presidents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 3, 2006 Czech's avatar looks like if Randy Quaid became a televangelist and was having a bad trip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2006 I saw the shit out of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2006 It's the movie you MUST SEE. Warm...and mandatory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2006 Cock rings. Cock rings. Cock rings. YES! I can safely say I never laughed so hard as I did the first time I saw the Cock Ring Warehouse. It usurped a 4.5 year reign of South Park's "Uncle Fucker" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2006 Can I use this chair? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 6, 2006 Sure, go ahead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2006 Kid, you've got the goods! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 6, 2006 I'm a superstar, in a superstar machine! TAKIN' IT TO THE STREETS Emotion Lotion! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
