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There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab

 

Americans, Native Americans, etc. and then there are just Americans.

 

 

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "White

 

boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" and that's OK.

 

 

 

But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, camel Jockey,

 

Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist.

 

 

 

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the

 

ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

 

 

 

You have the United Negro College Fund.

 

 

 

You have Martin Luther King Day.

 

 

 

You have Black History Month.

 

 

 

You have Cesar Chavez Day.

 

 

 

You have Yom Hashoah

 

 

 

You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi

 

 

 

You have the NAACP.

 

 

 

You have BET.

 

 

 

If we had WET(White Entertainment Television) we'd be racists.

 

 

 

If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.

 

 

 

If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.

 

 

 

If we had any organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be

 

racists.

 

 

 

 

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and

 

then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that?

 

 

 

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you

 

know we'd be racist. There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in

 

the US, yet if there were "White Colleges" that would be a racist college.

 

 

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race

 

and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us

 

racists.

 

 

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid

 

to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

 

 

 

You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer

 

shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the

 

law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

 

 

I am proud. But, you call me a racist.

 

 

 

Why is it that only whites can be racists?

 

 

 

I came across this today. I am not white though, so as a man of dark complexion, I just couldn't relate.

 

 

 

But being the generous man I am, and knowing that most of you here are white, I thought odds were that some of you would agree with it.

 

 

 

Enjoy.

Posted

Some people, when bothered to make the assumption, think I'm Jewish. As it happens, I'm one-eighth Jew, but certain persons think that fraction is much higher. That my beard is currently approaching Hasidic levels plays a part, I guess.

 

What does that have to do with this thread? I don't know. Fuck you.

Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster
Posted

lol

 

i cant decided whoch incandenza post is better, i was gonna go with his first in this thread, but then he tacted on a "fuck you" at the end there. i think ill still go with that one, but ill just have to believe that that wasnt directed at me.

Posted

"yo man, why dey be givin us black history mumf on da coldes damn mumf of da year....muthafucka we tropical folks, let dem europeans deal wit dat madness! niggas can't be barbequin an shit out dere in da snow...shiiiit"

Guest Princess Leena
Posted

Niggaz used to be BBQin they ribs all year long back in the B-lo projects. Crazy fuckers.

Posted

I'm 50% German, 50% Czech, but 100% of my penis is Czech's.

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