Ravenbomb Posted November 12, 2006 Report Posted November 12, 2006 I'm working on the main project for my filmmaking class. We're filming inside a coffee shop after hours, so we're tight on time, especially since the due date is Dec. 6th. So, one of the main characters in the movie is this one customer, and I cast this girl Rita who's in my filmmaking and scriptwriting classes. We were supposed to film her stuff last week, but she text messaged me at the last second saying she had to go to the doctor. Kindof a lame excuse, but whatever. Today (technically yesterday), we were filming all of the stuff with her in it, she called me twice, once that she was going to try to make it closer to 4 instead of 5 (we were supposed to start filming at about 4:45), and once to confirm the directions I gave her. I get another text message after 5 saying that she wasn't going to make it and to find someone else. Which means I'm totally screwed because next week is the latest I can film and still get everything done in time. So I have to find someone for the part in a week. So, yeah, fuck Rita
The Niggardly King Posted November 12, 2006 Report Posted November 12, 2006 Yeah, you should fuck her.
Ravenbomb Posted November 12, 2006 Author Report Posted November 12, 2006 I'd rather not. Even before all this mess I was kinda weirded out by her
The Niggardly King Posted November 12, 2006 Report Posted November 12, 2006 No man... like you fuck her, and it would make everything better. Fuck her in the ass
In Credible Posted November 12, 2006 Report Posted November 12, 2006 Slash her tires and put dog shit in her gas tank.
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted November 12, 2006 Report Posted November 12, 2006 ive only ever known one girl named rita. chin like a hollow eggcup.
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted November 12, 2006 Report Posted November 12, 2006 hey whata y'know, "egg cup" is two seperate words. my bad.
In Credible Posted November 12, 2006 Report Posted November 12, 2006 why didnt you just edit your post (dumb ass)?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 12, 2006 Report Posted November 12, 2006 What's the movie going to be about?
2GOLD Posted November 12, 2006 Report Posted November 12, 2006 Bitch ain't even famous and she's gone all diva. That's actually kind of cool. Spread a rumor she gave you the clap and gave you lousy head to get the part, really help along her acting career.
Gary Floyd Posted November 12, 2006 Report Posted November 12, 2006 At least your not a Power Ranger...
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted November 12, 2006 Report Posted November 12, 2006 why didnt you just edit your post (dumb ass)? i didnt want anyone else to make the same mistake. why are you so hostile anyways? whats really eating "'Diary_Of_A_Madman"? lets work this out, you & i.
Ravenbomb Posted November 13, 2006 Author Report Posted November 13, 2006 What's the movie going to be about? These two guys work in a 24 hour coffee shop, and their shift is the last one before it closes for a holiday. They decide on the spur of the moment to steal the money from the register and the safe and close early. But customers keep coming in, and one comes in and won't leave (this was gonna be Rita's part).
In Credible Posted November 13, 2006 Report Posted November 13, 2006 why didnt you just edit your post (dumb ass)? i didnt want anyone else to make the same mistake. why are you so hostile anyways? whats really eating "'Diary_Of_A_Madman"? lets work this out, you & i. Because you posted and then a minute later posted about a mistake in your previous post. I don't want to read your retarded gibberish that you find clever/funny, just press the edit post button and add a space.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted November 13, 2006 Report Posted November 13, 2006 I thought this was gonna be about Ritas Italian Ice place..
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted November 13, 2006 Report Posted November 13, 2006 why didnt you just edit your post (dumb ass)?i didnt want anyone else to make the same mistake. why are you so hostile anyways? whats really eating "'Diary_Of_A_Madman"? lets work this out, you & i.Because you posted and then a minute later posted about a mistake in your previous post. I don't want to read your retarded gibberish that you find clever/funny, just press the edit post button and add a space. didnt you say for people to just ignore leena? why dont you ignore me. youve have serious problems, "Dairy_Of_A_Madman".
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted November 13, 2006 Report Posted November 13, 2006 whoops, *Diary, not "Dairy". probably should have just edited that.
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted November 13, 2006 Report Posted November 13, 2006 whoops, double post. boy am i embarrassed.
Slayer Posted November 13, 2006 Report Posted November 13, 2006 So, do you have to pay royalties to Inc?
bobobrazil1984 Posted November 13, 2006 Report Posted November 13, 2006 I have a confession to make. I'm Rita. That's right, I'm Rita and I screwed you over. I was too busy sucking dick to make your movie.
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted November 13, 2006 Report Posted November 13, 2006 So, do you have to pay royalties to Inc? a few days ago you called me banky. now inc? make up your damn mind!
The Man in Blak Posted November 13, 2006 Report Posted November 13, 2006 why didnt you just edit your post (dumb ass)? I like how it's implied with the parenthesis, like an intertitle for a silent film.
Guest netslob Posted November 13, 2006 Report Posted November 13, 2006 i'll play the part. i overstay my welcome all the time. ask anyone.
In Credible Posted November 14, 2006 Report Posted November 14, 2006 why didnt you just edit your post (dumb ass)?i didnt want anyone else to make the same mistake. why are you so hostile anyways? whats really eating "'Diary_Of_A_Madman"? lets work this out, you & i.Because you posted and then a minute later posted about a mistake in your previous post. I don't want to read your retarded gibberish that you find clever/funny, just press the edit post button and add a space. why dont you ignore me. Done.
Ginger Snaps Posted November 14, 2006 Report Posted November 14, 2006 This is why they invented rape Barron you're outrageous.
Ravenbomb Posted November 14, 2006 Author Report Posted November 14, 2006 I have a confession to make. I'm Rita. That's right, I'm Rita and I screwed you over. I was too busy sucking dick to make your movie. Somehow I'm not surprised
Slayer Posted November 14, 2006 Report Posted November 14, 2006 So, do you have to pay royalties to Inc? a few days ago you called me banky. now inc? make up your damn mind! You can cover more than one artist in your little post concert
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 why didnt you just edit your post (dumb ass)?i didnt want anyone else to make the same mistake. why are you so hostile anyways? whats really eating "'Diary_Of_A_Madman"? lets work this out, you & i.Because you posted and then a minute later posted about a mistake in your previous post. I don't want to read your retarded gibberish that you find clever/funny, just press the edit post button and add a space.why dont you ignore me.Done. thank god.
The Niggardly King Posted November 16, 2006 Report Posted November 16, 2006 Have you fucked her in the ass yet?
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