Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2006 My foreskin keeps causing me to piss in seemingly random directions, and this usually leads to wet pants and agitated emotions. I think the obvious solution to this problem is for me to remove my own foreskin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2006 or just pull it back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2006 Hard to unlearn a lifelong pissing technique. You think I haven't thought of that?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2006 brilliant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 1, 2006 Sacrifice it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
In Credible 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2006 My foreskin keeps causing me to piss in seemingly random directions, and this usually leads to wet pants and agitated emotions. I think the obvious solution to this problem is for me to remove my own foreskin. I thought you just pissed on your balls? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2006 Just sit down to pee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2006 Just sit down to pee. No man should do this. Unless they shit standing up as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2006 Hard to unlearn a lifelong pissing technique. You think I haven't thought of that?! Piss in the bathtub then shower afterwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2006 Agent, if I did that, then this assessment I thought you just pissed on your balls? would be correct. Plus I'd still have a misdirected urine stream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paul Report post Posted December 2, 2006 VERY high concept. Blame your parents. Unless you're 80 years old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
In Credible 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2006 Dave: Ray Liotta's penis is sooooo small. Conan: How small is it Dave? Dave: Ray Liotta's Penis is soooo small.....he pee's on his testicles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2006 Not funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2006 and I thought a jellyfish stung you. Just start pissing in a cup for now on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2006 Just insert a cathader and pee into a little medical bag. Then when it's full, you can drop it on intruders from the parapets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2006 Cut off your leg. Problem solved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2006 Just wear condoms and then throw them at old people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted December 11, 2006 I'm not circumsized, and I don't have this problem. You don't have to pull it all the way back, only enough to piss in a straight line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2006 You'd think 26 years would be enough to get a handle on your foreskin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
