Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 My foreskin keeps causing me to piss in seemingly random directions, and this usually leads to wet pants and agitated emotions. I think the obvious solution to this problem is for me to remove my own foreskin.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 1, 2006 Author Report Posted December 1, 2006 Hard to unlearn a lifelong pissing technique. You think I haven't thought of that?!
In Credible Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 My foreskin keeps causing me to piss in seemingly random directions, and this usually leads to wet pants and agitated emotions. I think the obvious solution to this problem is for me to remove my own foreskin. I thought you just pissed on your balls?
CanadianGuitarist Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 Just sit down to pee. No man should do this. Unless they shit standing up as well.
Richard Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 Hard to unlearn a lifelong pissing technique. You think I haven't thought of that?! Piss in the bathtub then shower afterwards.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 1, 2006 Author Report Posted December 1, 2006 Agent, if I did that, then this assessment I thought you just pissed on your balls? would be correct. Plus I'd still have a misdirected urine stream.
Guest Paul Posted December 2, 2006 Report Posted December 2, 2006 VERY high concept. Blame your parents. Unless you're 80 years old.
In Credible Posted December 2, 2006 Report Posted December 2, 2006 Dave: Ray Liotta's penis is sooooo small. Conan: How small is it Dave? Dave: Ray Liotta's Penis is soooo small.....he pee's on his testicles.
Scroby Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 and I thought a jellyfish stung you. Just start pissing in a cup for now on.
Ravenbomb Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 Just insert a cathader and pee into a little medical bag. Then when it's full, you can drop it on intruders from the parapets
Spaceman Spiff Posted December 5, 2006 Report Posted December 5, 2006 Cut off your leg. Problem solved.
Sideburnious Posted December 6, 2006 Report Posted December 6, 2006 Just wear condoms and then throw them at old people.
Guest Vitamin X Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 I'm not circumsized, and I don't have this problem. You don't have to pull it all the way back, only enough to piss in a straight line.
Slayer Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 You'd think 26 years would be enough to get a handle on your foreskin
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