Smarkdown Card in teh works.

[chirs3 0]

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SWF
SMARKDOWN

Live, Monday, December 4th, from The Reunion Arena in Dallas, Texas!
(7pm PST, 10pm EST; check local listings)
(Send all promos/marked matches to chirs3)



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THE MAIN EVENT - COLD FRONT CLASSIC SEMIFINAL MATCH - 2/3 Falls
JJ Johnson vs. Landon Maddix ©
-> After the dust and metal settled (rhyme intended) on Smarkdown, it was JJ Johnson who triumphed against Jimmy the Doom, and in some small way, against referee Landon Maddix! With Tom Flesher and Spike Jenkins mysteriously absent last show, I guess this match is for all the marbles! The winner tonight will face the World Champeen at the Clusterfuck!
Rules: First to score two pinfalls or submissions wins!
Word Limit: 5500
Send to: chirs3

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INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
"The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu © vs. Michael Cross
-> Smarkdown's tag match was 2 hawt 4 TV!!11!1!1!111! But in it, Michael Cross said and did some unflattering things involving his fists and Akira's face. The match was stopped due to manatee interference, but these two still want to settle the score, and Akira has agreed to put his gold on the line!
Rules: Standard singles.
Word Limit: 5000
Send to: Mr. S£im Citrus

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HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - STREET FIGHT
Jimmy the Doom © vs. Nighthawk
-> See? I told you you'd get something - I bet Trent Hawk is feeling pretty silly right now. Just one show after his partner went for the World Title (no clue if he won it yet), Nighthawk gets a crack a title of his own - the Hardcore title! But Jimmy the Doom, arguably the most dominant Hardcore Champ since Bruce Blank, has shown no signs of slowing down! Will Nighthawk be the one to finally pry the title from Jimmy's cold, dead, Doomtopian hands?
Rules: Match begins outside the arena, and is not allowed inside the building. Don't worry, there's plenty to see and do around town:

Reunion Arena is uniquely located in vibrant downtown Dallas next to the landmark Reunion Tower/Hyatt Regency Hotel and the newly expanded Dallas Convention Center. This high profile location is easily accessible from two major interstate highways and visible to 250,000 cars per day that pass the complex. In addition, two major light rail stations service the arena providing unmatched convenience for attendees. The "West End" historic district is just a few blocks away and provides multiple options for nearby shopping and entertainment.

No disqualification, no countouts (duh), first pinfall or submission wins!
Word Limit: 5000
Send to: chirs3

chirs3's note: Please bring back Manny Ramirez for commentary.

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SINGULAR MATCH
Alan Clark vs. "The Ace" Pierre Donette
-> Return #1000109845-AB44-A1. The Ace returns after a long hiatus, and he's set to go up against everyones (least) favorite Disney character, Alan Clark!
Rules: Standard singles match.
Word Limit: 4500
Send to: Ace309

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SPECTACULARIFFIC DEBUT
"Mister Swiss" Victor Herzog vs. Ced Ordonez
-> At one time, Joseph Peters might have thought a "Mister Swiss" to be odd, but considering we've got a Doomtopian running around with the Hardcore title, Swiss lineage hardly seems noteworthy. You hear that, Victor? Joseph Peters SCOFFS at your heritage! Let's see if Herzog can stick it to the man in his debut against everyone's favorite JTTS, Ced Ordonez!
Rules: Standard singles match.
Word Limit: 4000
Send to: chirs3

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Next week: Hopefully a Cruiser and/or Tag Title Defense!

Still haven't heard from one or two people, so here's what I gots. Any booking requests, please, speak up and I'll put 'em up. Edited December 5, 2006 by Ace309

[Chuck Woolery 0]

tom/spike was a no show, for the record.

[Toxxic 0]

...so the winner of JJ/Landon basically wins the CFC? That's kinda anticlimatic.

[chirs3 0]

Sad but true. I mean, JJ vs. Landon will still be an awesome match, but... yeah.

[JHawk 0]

And of course, one of those no-shows was marking the main event...

[JJ Johnson 0]

chirs3's note: Please bring back Manny Ramirez for commentary.

 

manny repeating manny

 

Also, 5500 words for 2/3 falls? Bluntly, you're fucking insane.

Edited December 1, 2006 by JJ Johnson

[chirs3 0]

Perhaps, but you've only got 3.5 days to write.

 

Still, if you want more, I'll see what I can do.

[JJ Johnson 0]

For perspective, last year, 5500 was, without entrances, my first fall.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

So who's more limited: the writer that can't write a quality match over 5K (read: me), or the the writer that can't write a quality match under 5K?

[JJ Johnson 0]

I can do quality under 5k (or so I'd like to think; the David Cross match was good, I thought), but I can't do quality 2/3 falls at 5.5, especially not with Landon and JJ's history.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I updated my stats. Nothing MAJOR, just cosmetic changes as far as how Alan will be acting now that he has spent a few weeks dealing with Disney after them being upset at him almost attacking Charlie Matthews with a chair, and also after spending time in an OAOAST ring doing the exact opposite of the Disney Company wishes.

 

 

Oh, and he's been teaming with Landon. Let's not forget that. That's scary. That's like dumping Jack Daniels down the throat of a recovering alcoholic. Eventually things are just going to break down.

 

 

 

 

 

I will also say that the best way to rectify the 2/3 Falls situation... JOINED - IN - PROGRESS ...then have Mak and King show replays of action from the parts of the match that weren't caught by the television viewing audience (including any pinfalls that might have occured). Sure, it takes away from everything, but it's better than trying to work 3 falls into something that short.

[Guest Paneros]

Should be fun to write.

[Toxxic 0]

I call opening promo, btw.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Piffle. I once wrote five falls in that span of words.

 

Dub "Undisputed master of the Five Wounds Match" Cee

[The Ill One 0]

If anybody unbooked wants some sort of match then I'd be cool with that, and I'd show.

[Chuck Woolery 0]

suggestion:

 

best two out of three matches between landon and jj? given the fact that we now have more time than anticipated for the final match, we may as well use it, unless landon/jj have some sort of problem being tied up for three shows

[JJ Johnson 0]

I have zero problem with that, and in fact, think it's a very cool idea.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Assuming we're still going with the card and not the PMs, then yes, two out of three series would be great seeing as I'm not going to be able to write a thing for this show.

 

Also, for future reference, any card that goes up on a Thursday or Friday with deadline Monday (I still don't understand this '3 show rotation' stuff and I've been here three years), please don't book me in the future.

[muzz 0]

Just remove one show altogether.

[JHawk 0]

Why are there no markers 6 1/2 hours before deadline?

[Sly 0]

No one is marking because no one is showing.

[Ace309 0]

Markers assigned more or less randomly

[JJ Johnson 0]

I'll write up a promo explaining the best of three series to put in the ME slot, just to avoid a hole.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

I'll take a match if it'll help out, Tom.

[Ace309 0]

Wildchild gets Cross-Kaibatsu.

[chirs3 0]

Uber apologies.

 

As some of you already know, I've had a few health problems recently - namely, my stomach is attempting to secede from the rest of my body. An ungodly amount of doctors visits and one emergency room scare later, there is actually more wrong with me than before. In between setting up new appointments, juggling new work schedule, and just sitting in the corner worrying myself sick, I completely spaced out on adding the markers. Muchas Gracias to those who covered for me, and I'll do my damnedest to make sure I don't screw up quite so badly again.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Oh my God!

 

You've got Fasaki's Disease!