Guest NYankees Report post Posted December 12, 2006 She was driving the wrong way on the highway and pulled over. Numerous 911 calls were made and when the Cops showed up she failed the breathalizer and admitted to taking prescription medicine and smoking pot. The real kicker is that they weighed her and she only weighed 85 fucking pounds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 I was hoping for "Dead" or "Kills herself" but this is the next best thing to read. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 She'll get zero done to her and be back on the street acting crazy by the end of the week. Or she'll get to go to rehab, I'll be supposed to call her a hero for doing it, Hollywood will kiss her ass and we'll be back to this in two months time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 Great, everytime I flip past Extra, Showbiz Tonight, and Entertainment tonight I will about it for the next 2 weeks. Besides being the adopted child of Lionel Richie and the Simple Life has she done anything? Plus had she done anything before the Simple Life other then party with Paris Hilton? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 David Cross summed up Paris and Nicole to a tee in three word: Rich.Giggling.Cunts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears are the Four Whores of the Apocalypse. Ritchie, of course, being Famine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 How the hell does Lionel Ritchie have so much money? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted December 12, 2006 How the hell does Lionel Ritchie have so much money? I'm sure Dancing on the Ceiling made him some mad bank! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 He's huge in Israel. Seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 Hmmmmm and Hasselhof is big in Germany. They should get together and have a sing-off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 Conan had a great joke about him a few years ago in his monologue: Lionel Ritchie was helped security break up a fight earlier this week in a London night club. The fight likely would not have broken out had Ritchie got everyone's orders right in the first place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 I thought Lionel was getting taken to the cleaners by his ex-wife? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 Ritchie must have graduated at the Lindsay Lohan driving academy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Snaps 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2006 Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears are the Four Whores of the Apocalypse. Ritchie, of course, being Famine. That was actually very clever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RepoMan 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears are the Four Whores of the Apocalypse. Ritchie, of course, being Famine. That was actually very clever. Lindsay Lohan is still my fantasy one night stand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Markme123 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2006 Lindsay Lohan is still my fantasy one night stand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RepoMan 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2006 Lindsay Lohan is still my fantasy one night stand. Looking good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2006 MY EYES!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2006 I guess that makes Lindsay Death Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2006 I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton is Pestilence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2006 Oh, there's no doubt about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 So Britney Spears is War. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 Lindsay Lohan is still my fantasy one night stand. TREE FIDDY!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UZI Suicide 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 Lindsay Lohan is still my fantasy one night stand. Aside from needing a tan, she looks good as fuck in that pic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 So Britney Spears is War. As hard as her fans defend her "innocence", I'm sure they could raise an army and plunge us into Armageddon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 Lindsay Lohan is still my fantasy one night stand. Aside from needing a tan, she looks good as fuck in that pic. You, sir, are out of your mind. Compared to what she used to look like, she looks sick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 that's just gross...Lohan circa Mean Girls is where it's at. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 that's just gross...Lohan circa Mean Girls is where it's at. She looked pretty good in Herbie: Fully Loaded as well. Even with the CGI breast reduction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 Yeah, her decline occurred between the time she filmed Herbie and the time it came out, IIRC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Snaps 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2006 Lindsay Lohan is still my fantasy one night stand. Aside from needing a tan, she looks good as fuck in that pic. You, sir, are out of your mind. Compared to what she used to look like, she looks sick. Yes. She's too thin. And coke whorish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
