Handmade Ranch Dressing

[MrRant]

 

 

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[Matt Young]

This sort of thing probably occurs, unbeknownst to anyone, more often than any of us would like.

[snuffbox]

Putrid.

[Ginger Snaps]

Teenage boys may be the lowest form of human life.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

News near where I live was that a Middle School Teacher made some boys pee in empty soda bottles in the classroom because of a stupid rule where the 8th graders have to be accompanied to the bathroom now and the teacher couldn't find anyone to escort them to the bathroom.

 

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It'll probably be national news soon..

[Gary Floyd]

I remember coming home once, and while chatting with my brother, he mentioned these guys at his highschool bragging about fucking a dog in a jackass style stunt.

[Guest "Go, Mordecai!"]

Fucking western suburbs.

[Slayer]

Illinois: It's a lot like Wisconsin

[Guest "Go, Mordecai!"]

Let's not say things we can't take back.

[The Amazing Rando]

Good thing he wasn't trying to match up to A1.

[Guest "Go, Mordecai!"]

Let's not say things at all.

[Guest Paul]

Oh, who hasn't jacked off in a bottle of ranch?

[Guest netslob]

this is why i'm glad that in my school, our condiments all came in those little packets.

[Dobbs 3K]

I bet that letter is somewhere on snopes.com, though I can't be bothered to check.

[Guest "Go, Mordecai!"]

No, that's the masturbating in the shower one. This really happened.

[Guest Legalise Drugs and Murder]

I'm sure I've eaten something wretched in food at some point in my life, but the day I find it will be someone's last breath.