Matt Young Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 I just called my friend Aaron, and after 20 seconds or so, he's all, "Dude, can I call you back in a couple minutes? I'm in the middle of jacking off." So why did he answer his phone?! I already had to witness he and his girlfriend drunk and fucking in a hotel room. God damn.
TheFranchise Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 I'm sure he wasn't, he probably said 'if that's anybody but Matt, take it, if it's him, tell him the first thing that comes to mind.'
Guest Smues Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 He was hoping your sexy voice would help but obviously you failed.
Matt Young Posted December 29, 2006 Author Report Posted December 29, 2006 I've been told my voice is pretty sexy.
CanadianGuitarist Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 My buddy's girlfriend bitched at me a few weeks ago for calling his cell as they were fucking. That didn't sit well with me.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 Maybe the ringing was throwing off his mojo.
PLAGIARISM! Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 OK who rated this as 5 stars? I don't have time to burn, fellas.
Red Baron Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 My buddy's girlfriend bitched at me a few weeks ago for calling his cell as they were fucking. That didn't sit well with me.
Black Lushus Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 My buddy's girlfriend bitched at me a few weeks ago for calling his cell as they were fucking. That didn't sit well with me. the fact that she bitched you out or them fucking while you were trying to call him?
Wyld Cannon Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 My buddy's girlfriend bitched at me a few weeks ago for calling his cell as they were fucking. That didn't sit well with me. the fact that she bitched you out or them fucking while you were trying to call him? Maybe they have a preterdetermined Doing It Hour and all their friends know about it and no is supposed to call in that block of time. "No calls during Fucktime!"
Sideburnious Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 Either that or he tried getting through to them about nine times in three minutes. You can excuse someone trying to get through once or twice, but when they're persistantly trying to get through, its annoying.
Black Lushus Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 "Man, I got these fools after me and this muthafucka is busy fuckin his bitch!"
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 Matt's obviously crying for help about his sexuality, people. Why else act all "offended" about hearing that a guy's jerking off yet randomly throw in another equally shitty little story about seeing your buddy naked? Suck 'em, don't be afraid!
Black Lushus Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 Who even gets offended by seeing a buddy plow a girl? I'd be watching that shit!
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 I dunno, maybe SNL's "It's Pat" would.
Matt Young Posted December 29, 2006 Author Report Posted December 29, 2006 It's Matt! And there's my new gimmick.
CanadianGuitarist Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 My buddy's girlfriend bitched at me a few weeks ago for calling his cell as they were fucking. That didn't sit well with me. Chris and Yasmine. And the "things that shouldn't be done" was about Yasmine's bitching at me, although I found it relevant to Matt Young's first story. In hindsight....not so much.
Scroby Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 I already had to witness he and his girlfriend drunk and fucking in a hotel room. God damn. You know, if you offered to join, I bet you they would have stopped.....or you could have joined and not felt left out.
Slayer Posted December 29, 2006 Report Posted December 29, 2006 I already had to witness he and his girlfriend drunk and fucking in a hotel room. God damn. You know, if you offered to join, I bet you they would have stopped Oh come on, it's worked in every porn I've ever seen
Guest "Go, Mordecai!" Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Matt's obviously crying for help about his sexuality, people. Why else act all "offended" about hearing that a guy's jerking off yet randomly throw in another equally shitty little story about seeing your buddy naked? Suck 'em, don't be afraid! You're in a fraternity; you don't get to make fun of people's inner homosexuality.
Scroby Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 I already had to witness he and his girlfriend drunk and fucking in a hotel room. God damn. You know, if you offered to join, I bet you they would have stopped Oh come on, it's worked in every porn I've ever seen Excatly!
2GOLD Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Who even gets offended by seeing a buddy plow a girl? I'd be watching that shit! She could have been ugly. Or your buddy could have a really hairy and sweaty ass. Or both of those. See, that's pretty fucking offensive. All depends on the angle. If it's all the girl and she's hot, fuck getting offended. That's when you get the fucking camcorder.
Black Lushus Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Who even gets offended by seeing a buddy plow a girl? I'd be watching that shit! She could have been ugly. Or your buddy could have a really hairy and sweaty ass. Or both of those. See, that's pretty fucking offensive. All depends on the angle. If it's all the girl and she's hot, fuck getting offended. That's when you get the fucking camcorder. I only associate with high class tits and hairy ass...
Matt Young Posted December 31, 2006 Author Report Posted December 31, 2006 Who even gets offended by seeing a buddy plow a girl? I'd be watching that shit! She could have been ugly. Or your buddy could have a really hairy and sweaty ass. Or both of those. See, that's pretty fucking offensive. All depends on the angle. If it's all the girl and she's hot, fuck getting offended. That's when you get the fucking camcorder. I only associate with high class tits and hairy ass... Wait, what? That sounds all sorts of wrong... The second part of the sentence anyway.
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