PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 Let's have a serious discussion regarding our ideal masturbatory aide. Also: I just want to see North unload on my 15 favorite starlets faces and random massive dicks fuck the shit out of them. Since Justin Slayer, Nat Turner, and all of the brothers that love the big booty always do DP so having 15 in the cast shouldn't be a problem. The movie can go 5 or 6 scenes with one or more scene going 3-2 ratio or girls to guys. 2 hours is for films! this is hardcore down and dirty XXX porn which should go 3 to 4 hours of straight up Evil Angel, Evil Empire, Elegant Angel gonzo goodness. I would go with 25 minute scenes with 3 minute interview/setup and 22 minutes of the sexy time. I have like, 3 boxes of DVDs which might be close to 100 total. I have to buy mine cause my nets so slow and its not worth waiting an hour for a 3 minute video clip thats decent enough quality to watch. There are a couple sites that run either 3 for $25 or B1G1F deals regularly..and I usually only buy 3\4 hour comps. Ughh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 It's more than fucking kinda creepy. Why the fuck would you wanna know who is the director of your porn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 Yes, I watch porn and yes I have a lot of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theintensifier 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 Jesus christ. Leave it alone already. You don't like it, don't read it. Was there really a point to this thread being made, or is that just the trend now? "Hey, any popular thread needs it's own thread in the chocolate socket!" "That's just a swell idea, I wish I had thought of it...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 And they always get so defensive whenever someone has the gall to go "hey, I think the extent of knowledge you have about this is weird." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theintensifier 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 People have interests. Some are different than others, obviously. Who's to say what you like is normal, and what I like is abnormal? What sets it apart? What makes yours' any better than mine, or vice versa? I understand there's boundaries, such as a guy who collects comic books compared to someone who collects children. But what's the big deal if someone has an extensive pornographic collection, what does it matter to you? What, the fact that you may have actual intercourse with a human being instead of masturbation to a porn star? If that's the case, you're a cruel, and mean individual. I'm sure the person who's only pleasure comes from themself feels bad enough without some arrogant prick coming along and rubbing it in that their hobby is "weird". I know this is a internet message board, but come on, have some respect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 Yikes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theintensifier 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 What? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 Yeah, my dream porno stars me and a chick I wanna nail...no need for anyone else Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 Yeah, my dream porno stars me and a chick I wanna nail...no need for anyone else But who will be the director? What type of score will they put to it? What Aspect Ratio will it be released in? What DVD extras will you have? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 It's more than fucking kinda creepy. Why the fuck would you wanna know who is the director of your porn. Because there's often a HUGE difference in the quality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 People have interests. Some are different than others, obviously. Who's to say what you like is normal, and what I like is abnormal? What sets it apart? What makes yours' any better than mine, or vice versa? I understand there's boundaries, such as a guy who collects comic books compared to someone who collects children. But what's the big deal if someone has an extensive pornographic collection, what does it matter to you? What, the fact that you may have actual intercourse with a human being instead of masturbation to a porn star? If that's the case, you're a cruel, and mean individual. I'm sure the person who's only pleasure comes from themself feels bad enough without some arrogant prick coming along and rubbing it in that their hobby is "weird". I know this is a internet message board, but come on, have some respect. Hahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Snaps 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 People have interests. Some are different than others, obviously. Who's to say what you like is normal, and what I like is abnormal? What sets it apart? What makes yours' any better than mine, or vice versa? I understand there's boundaries, such as a guy who collects comic books compared to someone who collects children. But what's the big deal if someone has an extensive pornographic collection, what does it matter to you? What, the fact that you may have actual intercourse with a human being instead of masturbation to a porn star? If that's the case, you're a cruel, and mean individual. I'm sure the person who's only pleasure comes from themself feels bad enough without some arrogant prick coming along and rubbing it in that their hobby is "weird". I know this is a internet message board, but come on, have some respect. Wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 if you have to thoroughly explain anything you do to a majority of the people, you may want to reevaluate whether or not you should continue to do what you're explaining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Man in Blak 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 "So yeah, I post on this internet message board. Yeah, well, it's actually a wrestling discussion forum. No, no, I don't really watch wrestling anymore but...yeah, well..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest "Go, Mordecai!" Report post Posted January 8, 2007 Owning a lot of porn is socially acceptable. Being a pornography enthusiast is really creepy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 Spoon got porn'd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 I was expecting posts like "Jordan Capri, a cam, and I"....but, no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 Being a pornography enthusiast is really creepy. you're not calling Crucifixio Jones creepy...are you??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest "Go, Mordecai!" Report post Posted January 8, 2007 A black guy decked out in throwbacks and bling who happens to be an eloquent expert on pornography, who has had an ugly run-in or two with a hyperconservative lesbian employed by the federal government. Oh, the characters I meet here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 haha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 Yikes. When the guy who spends his evenings telling wrestling geeks he's a woman over AIM thinks you're a loser, that's about as low as you can get. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 I never said he was a loser. That was just way more of a response than anyone would expect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted January 8, 2007 "So yeah, I post on this internet message board. Yeah, well, it's actually a wrestling discussion forum. No, no, I don't really watch wrestling anymore but...yeah, well..." "I'm here for the sports." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theintensifier 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 Eh, I concur I went overboard in my message last night. Yesterday was a very bad day for me, and it just irritated me to say the least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 You just had too much intensity yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 Theme: Brazilian orgy Focus: Ass-to-mouth, golden shower, squirting, DP anal, cream pie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theintensifier 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 You just had too much intensity yesterday. Yes, I agree with you. Theme: Brazilian orgy Focus: Ass-to-mouth, golden shower, squirting, DP anal, cream pie Grossness, as I pointed out in the actual thread. I really don't understand why people find that stuff arousing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted January 8, 2007 Squirting is awesome. Shut up and take it, boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theintensifier 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2007 Yeah, maybe for you Leena. But from personal experience, I dislike it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
