PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 Let's have a serious discussion regarding our ideal masturbatory aide. Also: I just want to see North unload on my 15 favorite starlets faces and random massive dicks fuck the shit out of them. Since Justin Slayer, Nat Turner, and all of the brothers that love the big booty always do DP so having 15 in the cast shouldn't be a problem. The movie can go 5 or 6 scenes with one or more scene going 3-2 ratio or girls to guys. 2 hours is for films! this is hardcore down and dirty XXX porn which should go 3 to 4 hours of straight up Evil Angel, Evil Empire, Elegant Angel gonzo goodness. I would go with 25 minute scenes with 3 minute interview/setup and 22 minutes of the sexy time. I have like, 3 boxes of DVDs which might be close to 100 total. I have to buy mine cause my nets so slow and its not worth waiting an hour for a 3 minute video clip thats decent enough quality to watch. There are a couple sites that run either 3 for $25 or B1G1F deals regularly..and I usually only buy 3\4 hour comps. Ughh.
Prime Time Andrew Doyle Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 It's more than fucking kinda creepy. Why the fuck would you wanna know who is the director of your porn.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 Yes, I watch porn and yes I have a lot of it.
theintensifier Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 Jesus christ. Leave it alone already. You don't like it, don't read it. Was there really a point to this thread being made, or is that just the trend now? "Hey, any popular thread needs it's own thread in the chocolate socket!" "That's just a swell idea, I wish I had thought of it...."
Art Sandusky Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 And they always get so defensive whenever someone has the gall to go "hey, I think the extent of knowledge you have about this is weird."
theintensifier Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 People have interests. Some are different than others, obviously. Who's to say what you like is normal, and what I like is abnormal? What sets it apart? What makes yours' any better than mine, or vice versa? I understand there's boundaries, such as a guy who collects comic books compared to someone who collects children. But what's the big deal if someone has an extensive pornographic collection, what does it matter to you? What, the fact that you may have actual intercourse with a human being instead of masturbation to a porn star? If that's the case, you're a cruel, and mean individual. I'm sure the person who's only pleasure comes from themself feels bad enough without some arrogant prick coming along and rubbing it in that their hobby is "weird". I know this is a internet message board, but come on, have some respect.
Youth N Asia Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 Yeah, my dream porno stars me and a chick I wanna nail...no need for anyone else
Prime Time Andrew Doyle Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 Yeah, my dream porno stars me and a chick I wanna nail...no need for anyone else But who will be the director? What type of score will they put to it? What Aspect Ratio will it be released in? What DVD extras will you have?
EVIL~! alkeiper Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 It's more than fucking kinda creepy. Why the fuck would you wanna know who is the director of your porn. Because there's often a HUGE difference in the quality.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted January 8, 2007 Author Report Posted January 8, 2007 People have interests. Some are different than others, obviously. Who's to say what you like is normal, and what I like is abnormal? What sets it apart? What makes yours' any better than mine, or vice versa? I understand there's boundaries, such as a guy who collects comic books compared to someone who collects children. But what's the big deal if someone has an extensive pornographic collection, what does it matter to you? What, the fact that you may have actual intercourse with a human being instead of masturbation to a porn star? If that's the case, you're a cruel, and mean individual. I'm sure the person who's only pleasure comes from themself feels bad enough without some arrogant prick coming along and rubbing it in that their hobby is "weird". I know this is a internet message board, but come on, have some respect. Hahahaha
Ginger Snaps Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 People have interests. Some are different than others, obviously. Who's to say what you like is normal, and what I like is abnormal? What sets it apart? What makes yours' any better than mine, or vice versa? I understand there's boundaries, such as a guy who collects comic books compared to someone who collects children. But what's the big deal if someone has an extensive pornographic collection, what does it matter to you? What, the fact that you may have actual intercourse with a human being instead of masturbation to a porn star? If that's the case, you're a cruel, and mean individual. I'm sure the person who's only pleasure comes from themself feels bad enough without some arrogant prick coming along and rubbing it in that their hobby is "weird". I know this is a internet message board, but come on, have some respect. Wow.
Black Lushus Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 if you have to thoroughly explain anything you do to a majority of the people, you may want to reevaluate whether or not you should continue to do what you're explaining.
The Man in Blak Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 "So yeah, I post on this internet message board. Yeah, well, it's actually a wrestling discussion forum. No, no, I don't really watch wrestling anymore but...yeah, well..."
Guest "Go, Mordecai!" Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 Owning a lot of porn is socially acceptable. Being a pornography enthusiast is really creepy.
snuffbox Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 I was expecting posts like "Jordan Capri, a cam, and I"....but, no.
Black Lushus Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 Being a pornography enthusiast is really creepy. you're not calling Crucifixio Jones creepy...are you???
Guest "Go, Mordecai!" Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 A black guy decked out in throwbacks and bling who happens to be an eloquent expert on pornography, who has had an ugly run-in or two with a hyperconservative lesbian employed by the federal government. Oh, the characters I meet here.
k thx Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 Yikes. When the guy who spends his evenings telling wrestling geeks he's a woman over AIM thinks you're a loser, that's about as low as you can get.
Art Sandusky Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 I never said he was a loser. That was just way more of a response than anyone would expect.
Guest Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 "So yeah, I post on this internet message board. Yeah, well, it's actually a wrestling discussion forum. No, no, I don't really watch wrestling anymore but...yeah, well..." "I'm here for the sports."
theintensifier Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 Eh, I concur I went overboard in my message last night. Yesterday was a very bad day for me, and it just irritated me to say the least.
The Niggardly King Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 You just had too much intensity yesterday.
Big Ol' Smitty Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 Theme: Brazilian orgy Focus: Ass-to-mouth, golden shower, squirting, DP anal, cream pie
theintensifier Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 You just had too much intensity yesterday. Yes, I agree with you. Theme: Brazilian orgy Focus: Ass-to-mouth, golden shower, squirting, DP anal, cream pie Grossness, as I pointed out in the actual thread. I really don't understand why people find that stuff arousing.
Guest Princess Leena Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 Squirting is awesome. Shut up and take it, boy.
theintensifier Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 Yeah, maybe for you Leena. But from personal experience, I dislike it.
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