Okay, so you're about to die, alright?

[Guest Random Question Asker]

You are a deadly dictator and you are on trail for your crimes against humanity.

 

 

You sit in the courtroom waiting for the jury to come out. They come out and give the judge the verdict in a letter. The judge opens it, and reads it and announces that you have been found guilty. You are then sentenced to death by hanging.

 

A few weeks later, after your lawyers try everything in their handbook to save you, it is decided that it is time for you to die. You are about to be hung for crimes against humanity. They take you into a building, and you walk up a flight of stairs to the gallows where you will be hung. You see the noose:

 

 

And you see the trap door that will drop you and instantly break your neck (and possibly cut your head off).

 

Many masked men come forth and lead you to the gallowes with your hands handcuffed behind your back. They put weights on you and tie your neck up. You see several cameras in the hot, smokey, room that will film your death and show it to the world.

 

 

The room begins to smell bitter. After praying, one of the executioners puts his hands on the lever that will drop you to your certain doom. He asks if you have any last words.

 

What would you say? What would you say?

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

I'd say, "you sentenced me to death, but you can't even spell 'noose' correctly?"

[Guest Vitamin X]

"Fuck it, I'm old."

[St. Gabe 0]

My one life will never satiate the anger in your hearts for me after watching me kill 300,000 of your comrades. So, kill me, but know that I have won.

[The Niggardly King 0]

For you, the day I graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday.

[Wyld Cannon 0]

O, why should wrath be mute, and fury dumb?

I am no baby, I, that with base prayers

I should repent the evils I have done:

Ten thousand worse than ever yet I did

Would I perform, if I might have my will;

If one good deed in all my life I did,

I do repent it from my very soul.

[Ted the Poster 0]

"PACKERS!!!"

[In Credible 0]

Can we hurry this up? I haven't got all day.

[2GOLD 0]

You may strike me down but know this...I totally hid your car keys.

Take that LOSERS!

[Guest Princess Leena]

Please don't give me dysentery on my trail.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

"ROSEBUD WAS KANE'S SLED!"

[Ravenbomb 0]

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!

[Vern Gagne 0]

I love that commercial.