RavishingRickRudo Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 POWER BALLADS are awesome. They need to stay. Everything else, I agree with. But not Power Ballads. How has Jared not been eliminated yet? And is the comedy on this show ever good?
naiwf Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 You would think after 5+ seasons contestants would learn from the mistakes of others, but they never do. At least they can't choose vocal suicide by doing the people they can't touch starting next week although I'm sure some idiot will attempt an Aguilera song when they get the chance to do something from the active Billboard charts.
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 Jared sounds like he is just singing above his regular talking voice. Holy shit, Paula is HARSH tonight. You know, by Paula standards.
Black Lushus Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 Sundance gets praise, these other guys do not...we're in for a looooooong season.
Guest Queen Leelee Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 Oh damnit, Brandon's gonna sing another female song.
naiwf Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 Sundance has to know somebody high up the AI food chain, or Simon's just fucking with us until next week when he drops the hammer.
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 Oh shit, please let it be One Way Ticket.
Guest Queen Leelee Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 The only thing I can think of is that AI is purposely pimping Sundance now, since he's been near the top every week thus far. Then, send him crashing down when there's a legit chance he can be knocked out... Because he is just so, so bad. In every way.
Hawk 34 Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 POWER BALLADS are awesome. They need to stay. Everything else, I agree with. But not Power Ballads. How has Jared not been eliminated yet? And is the comedy on this show ever good? I just meant in relation to the early "you pick the song" rounds where people who do the power ballads don't always hit it. Besides, they'll get to the power ballads later in the season, save your big guns if you have them. Like, if you're doing Aerosmith. Do Cryin' and not Don't Wanna Miss A Thing. Some songs can't be matched and it's a waste to attempt it and butcher it. Such as Sundance with Jeremy tonight. Leave that to the professional Vedder clones like Stapp.
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 Sundances stay is not unprecedented. Matthew Rogers was a burly fellow with less talent and he made the top 12.
naiwf Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 Is Phil losing weight every week? Dude's starting to look like he has an eating disorder. Sorry Leena, but Brandon's DOA tonight.
Black Lushus Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 this dude sounds just like Dave Chappelle mocking a song during a stand up routine...
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 POWER BALLADS are awesome. They need to stay. Everything else, I agree with. But not Power Ballads. How has Jared not been eliminated yet? And is the comedy on this show ever good? I just meant in relation to the early "you pick the song" rounds where people who do the power ballads don't always hit it. Besides, they'll get to the power ballads later in the season, save your big guns if you have them. Like, if you're doing Aerosmith. Do Cryin' and not Don't Wanna Miss A Thing. Some songs can't be matched and it's a waste to attempt it and butcher it. Such as Sundance with Jeremy tonight. Leave that to the professional Vedder clones like Stapp. I get what your sayin, and you're not wrong, I just remember seeing Fantasia and Taylor slaying in this stage of the game and writing off the rest of the competition at that point.
Guest Queen Leelee Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 Brandon was meh. He sounded really off-tune this week. But, it was safe and ok in this week of massive suck, so maybe he'll survive...
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 Man, the judges really want Brandon to move on. Simon did a backhanded way of getting him votes. Brandon is a likable guy, but -at best- he is "that other dude" in a boyband with that other guy in 1992. OH SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIS VOICE?! Wrong pitch? Maybe? Tone? Everything?
Guest Queen Leelee Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 Wow... I really doubt there's been an AI show worse than this... damn.
Black Lushus Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 Paula must be sober tonight...she's making clear, concise points.
naiwf Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 Phil just killed himself. That was straight up suicide singing that song.
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 OH SHIT HE DID NOT JUST NAME DROP STEVE PERRY! This guy has a good voice, his problem is that... he just is retarded. His presentation, his song choice, the way he performs it. Retarded. "He can't change his eyes though" "I know, but they were big".
Black Lushus Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 AI Pet Peeve #2: Ryan and Simon's gay cracks on each other...what is this, 40 Year Old Virgin? Fuck already and get it over with, homos.
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 This guy is the opposite of Brandon. IMO, Brandon makes good picks for him and has good stage presence and has that banter thing goin. He just simply doesn't have a good enough voice. Bald Dude has a good voice, but everything else is lacking.
Guest Queen Leelee Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 OMG, bald Sligh looked like Marvin.
Black Lushus Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 AI Pet Peeve #3: Following the swinging camera as it passes by.
Guest Queen Leelee Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 Boo, you're supposed to be a dick, Sligh. Yeah, and the judges rag on that and pimp Sundance...
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 Ok, Sligh just sorta just killed everyone dead. And then he died midway through. He should have went Taylor-crazy. Certainly the best voice of the males, and less retarded than the bald dude. Even before his performance saying that he looked liked the bald dude, only better looking. Plus the lisp thing is the new hotness for 2007. WHAT HAPPENED TO PAULA?! WHY IS SHE SO MEAN?! WHY?! Didn't she dance with a cat before? Ok, I missed the first performance, but did he seriously do that? Really? Oh man, this was not a good episode.
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