American Idol

[Yuna_Firerose]

She so wanted to squeeze his ass. I'm just saying.

 

I already said earlier the two of them should just fuck already and get it over with. They DID go on a trip overseas together, after all.

I think their slash pairing name is Rymon or something. I'm not a writer for 'em.

 

...What the FUCK did they do to Sanjaya's hair this week? Good grief, people, just leave it alone!! >_<

[naiwf]

Oh man, IIRC this is one of Simons favourite songs. Sanjaya is more than likely going to butcher it. And then Simon is going to butcher him. If the stage and venue doesn't eat him alive, the judges will.

 

You are correct sir. Sadly, this little weirdo will be around for another 3 or 4 weeks.

[Black Lushus]

not good man, not good

[Hawk 34]

I'm starting to miss Sundance now. He might have blown but him doing Diana Ross would have been priceless.

 

Simon really wants to bury the weak ones right out of the gate. Knowing the idiot voters, they'll kick one of the semi-talented r&b singers off.

[RavishingRickRudo]

HAIR IDOL.

 

"You're the sweetest soul, and your smile, it warms people's hearts"

 

I just don't think Sanjaya has the lungs for it. He whispers songs and it falls off at the end. Before I thought it was just an unwillingness to go for the big notes, but now I don't think he can physically go at that pace with hitting the notes he needs to hit. He'd collapse.

 

"She's going to freak when she hears that".

 

Simon is in fine form tonight.

[Yuna_Firerose]

His problem is that he's too weak. That song should've been full of energy, but it wasn't. The motions might've been there, but his voice is, to use a Simon-esque simile, is like a pillow.

 

Funny that the audience hardly raised a boo for the comments. Dead silence.

[naiwf]

I can't believe people thought Simon was referencing a whale. Americans are so retarded.

[Hawk 34]

See, Haley had the looks going for her but I don't think she has it tonight at least from that quick shot. Gina looked surprisingly good. Haley's key attribute might be in danger.

 

Amazingly, she might just survive 3-4 weeks just because the boys blow.

 

edit: Okay, she still looks much better. I was worried for a second.

 

Diana basically just said "she needs production glam to be good".

[naiwf]

1 for 6. This has been a hideous start to the "real competition". If Lakisha sucks this week will be a complete wash.

[RavishingRickRudo]

Man, the way these idols are kicking these songs, I can't help but wonder "Diana Ross sucks" ... ok, that's not wondering... wondering would be like "Did Diana Ross suck this much".

 

Did she just mumble?

 

Ok, the fix is in, they all feel bad for Brandon and are sucking to keep him in the competition.

 

Ok, someone died in this venue.

[Hawk 34]

Haley was still slightly better then the guys have been. However, the gap between Melinda and the rest is astronomical.

 

Simon swerves the crowd.

 

I think Simon just went "fuck, the guys blow. I better keep the good looking chick alive to salvage this wreck".

[RavishingRickRudo]

Ok, as bad as the singers are, SIMON is knocking it out of the park.

 

"They don't know anything"

 

(CLAP CLAP CLAP)

 

Alright Phil, YOU MY BOY! OUT SUCK THESE FUCKERS! Show em how to blow it.

[Hawk 34]

What's with this crying act? Simon just put her over, to an extent and she starts saying sorry and stuff? Save it for when you dont have a shitty performence from the rest of the field to save you.

 

I really do think Simon just called an audible on Haley for the sake of the show.

 

Oh, I forgot about this guy.

[Yuna_Firerose]

Will Ferrell and Jon Heder. ...Yeah, I think my mind died for a moment.

[naiwf]

Phil's probably #2 on the night right now, but that's not really saying much.

[RavishingRickRudo]

YES PHIL! Finally. You look fucking crazy, but dammit you didn't kill the audience like just about everyone else tonight.

[Yuna_Firerose]

Drive looks rather lame. It's just "Rat Race" only with more drama~!

[Yuna_Firerose]

White? Ick. A violet or dark blue would've been better.

[naiwf]

The big 2 continue to murder these kids.

[Hawk 34]

I can only imagine what song Blake mutilates with beat boxing. I can't wait for country week, so he can beat box Walk the Line.

[RavishingRickRudo]

Lakishas personality will be the end of her. But AI would do well with a Lakisha vs. Melinda spin on this season, so they need to put Lakisha in positions to where whatever personality she has comes through.

[Yuna_Firerose]

I can only imagine what song Blake mutilates with beat boxing. I can't wait for country week, so he can beat box "Walk the Line".

If he makes it that far. Eventually, the beat-boxing thing will get old. I hope.

[Hawk 34]

Lakishas personality will be the end of her. But AI would do well with a Lakisha vs. Melinda spin on this season, so they need to put Lakisha in positions to where whatever personality she has comes through.

 

That's why I'm riding behind Gina as far as the girl's are concerned. Those two could just beat each other down and at the end, hurt each other while Gina stands out on her own as long as she isn't stuck with more shit like Motown. The themes are designed for the Lakisha/Melinda's of the world but in the end, looks and personality matter. Looks lack for both and personality is sparse for Melinda.

[Yuna_Firerose]

Mixing his own songs? Okay, that'll earn him some points. Still, when it comes to the vocals, they're not as good. That's the sad part about Blake. His voice was just so out of place with the beat.

[naiwf]

Gina could go far if she didn't suck and oversing everything in trying to compete with Lakisha & Melinda.

 

Blake and Phil are the only two guys who didn't kill themselves tonight.

[Hawk 34]

Kudos for effort and the mix but the vocals are still off. He was ahead of the other guys, except maybe Phil.

[C Dubya 04]

Am I the only one here who likes Blake? He's at least a little original.

[Hawk 34]

I'll be honest, Blake at least makes me curious to see what he'll do to other songs in his attempt to stand out.

[naiwf]

Am I the only one here who likes Blake? He's at least a little original.

 

Blake and Sligh are the only two guys who are worth anything this season. I wouldn't have had a problem with 10 girls and the two of them in the top 12.

[RavishingRickRudo]

Jesus, Blake is going to JD as well as JT this competition. Insane stuff. He's doin what he has to do to win, and I respect that, though I giggle every time he does a Timberism. Simon and Randy are ridiculous. They simply don't like the idea of changing the arrangement, so Blake will never win. It's weird cause Simon is all about "making the song your own, and having fun", but only on certain terms.

 

Blake may be winning me over through hard work alone. Say what you will, but the kid clearly works hard. I am going to assume he is savvy enough to be aware of his ripping of JT and is going with what's popular rather than a genuine identity crisis. I think AI to him is less about winning the competition and more about showing labels the kind of producer he is.