USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 Shouldn't she be happy though? That she found someone to pleasure her to that length? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 Well, there's always the offchance that she's just crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 Shouldn't she be happy though? That she found someone to pleasure her to that length? at the time yeah she was. the whole "liar liar!" thing is a "The next day when she had time to think about it" deal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 She'd be dumb to try to lose you though, if you're that good with her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 chicks give themselves too much credit...it's not THAT hard to make them cum. Beginner's luck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. This is simply adorable. *EDIT* I don't know if it's true or not, but it's cute! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 She'd be dumb to try to lose you though, if you're that good with her. She thinks I am lying to her. Gee..what woman is going to hang around a guy that she think is lying to her??? Short of showing her my 3 boxes of porn and all my posts over at the sex/dating forum I post at, I Dont know how I can prove to her that Im not. I want to keep her too, but not as long as shes got this attitude that suddenly developed. her last text message last night, I wasnt feeling too good as I tried to eat dinner and ended up getting sick to my stomach and some nasty sweats..I told her that and she replies "Sry 2 hear that, just wanted to say hi, but if ur "not feeling well" I guess Ill tty whenever you "feel better". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 LOL Mindgames isn't just a PPV, you know. If this is true, you're just scared of commitment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 haha Marvin's a pimp "Fuck a relationship, bitch!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 I think he never realized that all the warm and fuzzies and sex and all that comes with a relationship also comes with some, ah, "hassles"? Someone in your life that you can't just ignore when they're acting weird to you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 Cut her loose. Chalk it up to experience and move on. Nothing you can say will change her mind if she's not willing to trust you (seriously, have you ever done anything beforehand to make her suspect you of being distrustful?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 how ungrateful...make her cum and she STILL hates your guts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 Don't cut her loose. But don't get too invested, either. Use this girl to get experience, at least. ... Level up... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 level up? it sounds like he already had his game genie hooked up and started at level 50! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 I lol'd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theintensifier 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 Fuck Soap Operas, I have my own entertainment right here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 Cut her loose. Chalk it up to experience and move on. Nothing you can say will change her mind if she's not willing to trust you (seriously, have you ever done anything beforehand to make her suspect you of being distrustful?) Ive known her 2 months and I dont know of one instance where I've outright knowingly lied to her or done anything that would make her think I wasnt being honest. In fact Im probably too honest.. haha Marvin's a pimp "Fuck a relationship, bitch!" I laughed even though its not true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 Well, at least he finally popped his cherry-and hers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 Kick her down the stairs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 Fuck yeah Marvin, you an Albino sex machine... see that no hair on the body is great for aero-dynamics... you get your proper thrust ratio. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 Marvin, do you find Jim Palmer to be an attractive man? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theintensifier 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/misery/ Watch it Marvin. And then do what Kathy Bates does in the movie so your love cannot leave you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 If ya ass coulda ran you woulda But you put dat there aside That's how my dick got between yo thighs Now let's all ride I got a 10 foot pole That'll go in yo hole Take yo soul Make nut come out yo nose Fall all on yo clothes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 The people demand a pic of Pimp Marvin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/misery/ Watch it Marvin. And then do what Kathy Bates does in the movie so your love cannot leave you. Leena numbers her empty dumb shit. Like it's so fucking important. 1) Marvin: cook her like eight things (it's your #1 skill, make it a big deal) but don't try to fuck her. 2) Get some cables nigga. 3) Hook 'em up. Cables and the food. Stick a cable in the food. 4) Check out the shit that goes on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 23, 2007 I think I missed something here...so Marvin, you DID get some of that, right? But apparently, you were such a stud that she assumed you were lying about being a virgin? Man, bitches be trippin'. I can go a week without busting a nut and it doesn't necessarily mean I'lll be ready to explode right away. Yeah..uh..that wasnt exactly the..uh..problem with me..uh.. I dont think I should have eventually found her 2 "spots" so fast with my fingers and tongue...not a rookie move I dont think. Lies. Although, you're still getting exactly what you want out of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 Marvin, do you find Jim Palmer to be an attractive man? Oh, and Leena thinks Im lying...seems to be a trend with me and women lately..doh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henry Spencer 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2007 Well, assuming you are telling the truth, congratulations. If not, congratulations anyways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2007 Marvin, do you find Jim Palmer to be an attractive man? Oh, and Leena thinks Im lying...seems to be a trend with me and women lately..doh Last year I stayed in a hotel outside of Fairfax for a week for a baseball tournament and I got to watch some of the baltimore tv network. And even at his advanced age I thought, "Damn, that is a handsome man," when I saw Jim Palmer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
