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Anyone remember Bodyshaping? Used to be on ESPN early weekend mornings before they started looping all their crap shows constantly.

 

That was some hot shit (except for the grandma lady, steroid loser and the super-into it black cardio guy w/his steps and shit).

 

Though I wouldn't have known what to do at the time, I wanted to do something to Jennifer something or other who was on there. Ass up in the air doing little arm lifts and shit.

 

They knew what they were doing!

Posted

SUCK ON THIS, SQUAREHEAD

I hear you got a six inch guarantee of unilateral security

Well me and Stalin, we just signed a mutual non-aggression pact

I'm gonna put Case White into effect

Prepare yourself for a Conflict baby

I'll cook you a stew you'll choke on

I tore up the Versailles Treaty

Today is the First of September

See you at your graveside, baby

I'll meet you in Poland, baby

I want to Pump you Full of Burning Lead

Cause six million casualties

Well I gave you a lot of slack - but all I get from you is Flak

I'm gonna put Case White into effect

Prepare yourself for a conflict baby

Passing information on to High Command

We have ways of making you Talk

Today is the First of September

See you at your Funeral, baby

I'll meet you in Poland, baby

I hear you got a six inch guarantee of unilateral security

Well me and Stalin, we just signed a mutual non-aggression pact

I'm gonna put Case White into effect

Prepare yourself for a conflict, baby

I'll cook you a stew you'll choke on

I tore up the Versailles Treaty

TODAY IS THE FIRST OF SEPTEMBER

See you at your graveside, baby

I'LL MEET YOU IN POLAND, BABY

SEE YOU AT YOUR GRAVESIDE, BABY

I'LL MEET YOU IN POLAND, BABY

Guest Queen Leelee
Posted
What the hell is this? I was at a hotel party and wasn't even home when this was posted.

REVENGE.

 

Now, we need someone to fuck up your myspace.

Posted

IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!

Posted
Anyone remember Bodyshaping? Used to be on ESPN early weekend mornings before they started looping all their crap shows constantly.

 

That was some hot shit (except for the grandma lady, steroid loser and the super-into it black cardio guy w/his steps and shit).

 

Though I wouldn't have known what to do at the time, I wanted to do something to Jennifer something or other who was on there. Ass up in the air doing little arm lifts and shit.

 

They knew what they were doing!

 

Was that the show with the Kiana chick? Yeah, she was hot.

Posted
IS there any point to this thread?

Jennifer Dempster.

 

And MikeSC's Amazon Profile. Not the real one, but still.

Posted

Looking at it a second time, it really does read like him.

 

I think it IS the real one, actually. I remember him linking to that Big Apple Takedown review once as his own work.

 

That's just pathetic.

Guest Richard McBeef
Posted

What the hell is a big apple takedown?

 

EDIT: ...oh.

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