Raw Preview 4/30/07

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

KHALI IS FUCKING UP EVERYONE.

[Hawk 34]

Oh, Orton has gone nuts and is getting fired. That's clever.

[The Amazing Rando]

I hope Vince is doing this... or, actually...I hope it WAS Cena.

[Mecca]

And now Edge is down.......

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Edge is out now too. Maybe Val Venis IS to blame.

 

"I did it...for da Champ.... Da Champ dat is here!"

[foleyfanforever88]

Edge is faking unconscious so Coach doesn't find out that it was him.

[UZI Suicide]

I bet it's Mr. Kennedy.

[ChrisMWaters]

It's Bret Hart, leading the invasion!

 

(sorry, had to be said)

[humanoid92]

Booking 101 says they should've waited longer for this turn. Have them win a few tag matches so they earn a Tag Title shot, and then do the turn in the big title match. And when it happens, you've gotta have Carlito just destroy him, and not have Flair immediately fight back and look like he got the upper hand.

[Guest NYR10]

Rikishi is back

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

It's Khali. Too soon. Sigh.

[Downhome]

Oh, Orton has gone nuts and is getting fired. That's clever.

 

[BorneAgain]

Now I want to see Jesus return as Carlito's bodyguard, just to see Flair do insane promos, using the english pronunciation of the former's name:

 

"You think I'm afraid of Jesus! Whooo, I'll go one on one with him, and he'll see something from the dirtiest player in the game! Jesus ain't nothing compared to the Nature Boy! Whooooo!"

[Hawk 34]

I just want to see a show where the entire roster gets food poisoning expect Viscera of course. 2 hour Viscera in concert~!.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

"Booking 101 says they should've waited longer for this turn. Have them win a few tag matches so they earn a Tag Title shot, and then do the turn in the big title match. And when it happens, you've gotta have Carlito just destroy him, and not have Flair immediately fight back and look like he got the upper hand."

 

Come on, it's 60 year old man and a jobber. I see what you're saying. That'd work for Dustin Rhodes & Barry Windham. But Flair & Carlito would be lucky to get their blowoff match on PPV.

[foleyfanforever88]

I hope Orton gets laid out too and we get a couple weeks of everyone blaming Cena for the attacks. Then it can turn out to in fact be Cena, or Edge as I previously suggested.

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Oh, Orton has gone nuts and is getting fired. That's clever.

 

"What's this in Edge's bag. It looks like.. OH GOD! THE SMELL! What, has he eaten nothing but curry for the last week?"

[Spaceman Spiff]

And let's not all go crazy after Carlito's heel turn. Dude is still terrible.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

"I speculated it was Edge!"

 

Lawler's a genius!

[ChrisMWaters]

Notice how almost NOBODY came to Edge.

[Canadian Brandon]

This would be a perfect opportunity to introduce a new heel for Cena to face. Someone like Burchil comes in and fucks up all the main guys.

[humanoid92]

"Booking 101 says they should've waited longer for this turn. Have them win a few tag matches so they earn a Tag Title shot, and then do the turn in the big title match. And when it happens, you've gotta have Carlito just destroy him, and not have Flair immediately fight back and look like he got the upper hand."

 

Come on, it's 60 year old man and a jobber. I see what you're saying. That'd work for Dustin Rhodes & Barry Windham. But Flair & Carlito would be lucky to get their blowoff match on PPV.

 

Yeah, I know, but then why even do it in the first place? I know it's just a lazy filler storyline, but they've already dragged it out for this long, so they might as well have kept going with it and gotten it right.

[foleyfanforever88]

This would be a perfect opportunity to introduce a new heel for Cena to face. Someone like Burchil comes in and fucks up all the main guys.

 

or Mark Henry!!!

[The Amazing Rando]

Oh, Orton has gone nuts and is getting fired. That's clever.

 

"What's this in Edge's bag. It looks like.. OH GOD! THE SMELL! What, has he eaten nothing but curry for the last week?"

 

 

"It looks like Lita's uterus ran through a gravel pit and a Krispy Kreme glazer!"

[RepoMan]

So the only thing they have to sell The Condemned at this point is the location?

[UZI Suicide]

Jerry Lawler: "Here's my all-time favorite band.. Egypt Central!"

[foleyfanforever88]

KENNEDY!!!!

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

YES. YES. YES.

[Hawk 34]

There's some hardcore piercings you got there guys.

[The Amazing Rando]

Oh snap...