People Who Shouldn't Post Anymore: May 2007

[Art Sandusky]

The Ultrasaurus is the largest herbivore yet discovered, at something like 80 feet tall. 80 feet!!!

 

The Allosaurus was the Jurassic period's warmup before the Cretaceous's Tyrannosaurus Rex. It was about 85% the size, but had three fingers on each small arm instead of only two.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Im glad no one mentioned me.

That's a lie. You're a bigger whore for yourself than I am, and I'm a pretty big whore.

 

 

only the truth

[Hoff]

Wow, zing! MARVIN. You TOOK OVER a thread about losers and turned it into a running autobiography. You crow about it in your custom member title. Whether it's conscious or not, you need the attention, probably more than anyone on this forum. Whore.

[Black Lushus]

oh man, Marv is batting a thousand with his zingers today!

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Wow, zing! MARVIN. You TOOK OVER a thread about losers and turned it into a running autobiography. You crow about it in your custom member title. Whether it's conscious or not, you need the attention, probably more than anyone on this forum. Whore.

 

I also started my own running autobiographical thread thats in the TSM Classic Threads section..and my intervening on the other thread saved me from starting another thread. Its not as if that thread was productive or anything and I would have inevitably won the dubious honor anyway.

 

My custom title needs changing..I cant think of anything though.

 

and Im not the biggest attention seeking whore on this board..so thats a lie.

[Hoff]

Wow, zing! MARVIN. You TOOK OVER a thread about losers and turned it into a running autobiography. You crow about it in your custom member title. Whether it's conscious or not, you need the attention, probably more than anyone on this forum. Whore.

 

I also started my own running autobiographical thread thats in the TSM Classic Threads section..

Boom, pow. LOOK AT YOU! "I'm a classic. I'm amazing!" I'm surprised you don't throw your own parade.

[justsoyouknow]

Hoff, are you really starting a flamewar with Marvin? Come on now.

[Guest Richard McBeef]

This thread lived up to its name!

[Hoff]

I'm not starting shit. Curly here is trying to have it both ways, and that ain't happening. Either you're a shameless whore who exploits your own trauma for publicity, or you're not. Can't have your cake and eat it, too.

[Guest Richard McBeef]

If you cut it in half, you can eat half the cake, and then still have some cake as well.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

If you cut it in half, you can eat half the cake, and then still have some cake as well.

 

Or you could just make 2 cakes so you can eat one and still have one.

 

I suggest cheesecakes.

[Guest Richard McBeef]

I'm a big cheesecake fan, but in the summer, the discussion starts and ends with key lime pie.

[Hoff]

Oh like FUCK. Cheesecake will always trump key lime, or any other pie.

[justsoyouknow]

What kind of saying is, "Can't have your cake and eat it, too", anyway? Why the fuck can't I eat my cake.

[Hoff]

It's an old form of torture? I got nothin'.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Ive got a decent recipe for 7-up (lemon/lime) pie.

[Guest Richard McBeef]

It just means you can't have things both ways. If you want to have your cake (have meaning possess, like "I have a cat," not have as in eat like "I had a bagel for breakfast"; this is what trips people up), then you cannot eat it. If you eat your cake, you no longer have the cake.

 

What good is a cake if you're not going to eat it, though? What the fuck else do you do with baked goods? Study them?

[justsoyouknow]

Here, have some cake. Nah, motherfucker. You can't eat any.

[Guest Richard McBeef]

Maybe the proverb gods should've designated "you can't have your money and spend it too" as the wording of choice. Then we wouldn't be slogging through the have/eat ambiguity.

[Slayer]

I had a bagel for breakfast

[Guest Richard McBeef]

Yes I did. It was a poppyseed bagel. Now I'll test positive for heroin.

[Slayer]

I woke up in the mornin' and got myself a bagel and

Put some cream cheese on it and

Christ isn't God

He's just not God

He's a really cool guy but let's not get carried away

[The Niggardly King]

I feel honored to be tied with Czech and k thx. That's the elite right there.

 

Looks like I'm the only one standing in the club of 4... I am the elite.

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

Maybe the proverb gods should've designated "you can't have your money and spend it too" as the wording of choice. Then we wouldn't be slogging through the have/eat ambiguity.

 

I'm actually gonna start using this, though I may change have for save. It would make more sense that way wouldn't it?

[Slayer]

What good is a cake if you're not going to eat it, though? What the fuck else do you do with baked goods? Study them?

Maybe it's one of those showroom cakes

[MarvinisaLunatic]

What good is a cake if you're not going to eat it, though? What the fuck else do you do with baked goods? Study them?

Maybe it's one of those showroom cakes

 

Those are usually not edible unless its one of those like off that food network show.

 

Then you wouldnt want to eat it cost it'd cost you an arm and a leg.

[Slayer]

He wanted to know what else you could do with them

[Sideburnious]

They could be ammo for a Bugsy Malone-esque pie fight.

[Art Sandusky]

This thread lived up to its name!

Yeah, no shit. Look at this crap. I'll bet you guys couldn't post worth a damn if it made you bust a nut each time, because that's how the pros roll.

 

Lock this motherfucker, someone.

[Black Lushus]

how does one post worth a damn?