The OAO Raw 5/7/07 Thread

[RonL21]

Santino is a walking cliche with these tattoos. Japanese symbols? check. ugly back tat? check. vauge wall tattoos? check. Dragon tatoo? check. Just needs the flames and nautical star.

I think your reaching a little..that back tattoo doesnt look bad

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

"Does Kennedy enter the Rumble next year?"

 

Mr. Kennedy should not wrestle One Single Match from now until WrestleMania. He should do promos, show him working out in the gym, and air vignettes of him hitting his big moves on preliminary wrestlers.

 

It makes absolutely no sense for him to put himself at risk to injury. You know, once he returns from his current one...

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

"Does Kennedy enter the Rumble next year?"

 

Mr. Kennedy should not wrestle One Single Match from now until WrestleMania. He should do promos, show him working out in the gym, and air vignettes of him hitting his big moves on preliminary wrestlers.

 

It makes absolutely no sense for him to put himself at risk to injury. You know, once he returns from his current one...

 

I think thats the greatest idea ever. Except for the fact that the obvious outcome to this storyline would be him jobbing clean in his title match.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Islander Vs. Highlander.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

The Highlanders should have the guy that faced MVP a couple weeks ago with em and make it 3 on 1.

[Matt Young]

"A rudderless ship adrift at sea"?

[Downhome]

This is the segment of RAW where part of the tag team division is buried.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

WORST PINFALL POSITION EVER

 

HONESTLY

 

IM BLIND

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

I know "worst Raw ever" gets thrown around a lot, but let's examine:

 

1. Heatless, lame, generic McMahon/Lashley/Coach promo.

2. Diva tag match.

3. Santino Marella Vs. Chris Masters.

4. Kennedy talks for 20 seconds.

5. Umaga squash.

6. Special look at The Condemned #671.

 

If this Raw was taped, this thread would have like 1 page.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Is Takers movie the next one to get made?

[Mecca]

This is the segment of RAW where part of the tag team division is buried.

 

The Highlanders are lucky they ever get on TV let alone be part of any division.

[Guest whizzo]

I realized a while ago..

 

Does Kennedy enter the Rumble next year? Wouldnt it be funny if Kennedy entered and won the Royal Rumble and got..not one..but TWO title matches at WM?

 

 

I reckon it would be hillarious if they built him up for a year he wins the title at wrestlmania and then when hes celebrating in the ring we here the music of the 2008 mr money in the bank.

[Hawk 34]

Wouldn't call it the worst. Nothing in the realm of Vick or JR's ass. Just sheer boredom.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Yeah but one bad segment doesn't make a show the worst ever.

 

I for one loved the Katie Vick segment just because it was Triple H and boring-as-shit Kane and it at least made me chuckle.

 

"I'M SCREWING YOUR BRAINS OUT!" That was awesome.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Here's Edge to say the same thing he always says ever.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Edge and Kennedy!

 

Edge is snookering Kennedy into defending the contract lol...

[Downhome]

I realized a while ago..

 

Does Kennedy enter the Rumble next year? Wouldnt it be funny if Kennedy entered and won the Royal Rumble and got..not one..but TWO title matches at WM?

 

 

I reckon it would be hillarious if they built him up for a year he wins the title at wrestlmania and then when hes celebrating in the ring we here the music of the 2008 mr money in the bank.

 

 

Now that would truly be great.

 

If any of you get bored with RAW,

is a video of Mickey Mouse teaching children about how to be a terrorist instead.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Edge/Kennedy should be interesting

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Edge taking the World Title on Friday and defending against Matt Hardy, Batista, Finlay, and a returning babyface/tweener/pissed off Kennedy would be sick.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

I want Shawn to do the flying forearm and just bounce off Khali.

[Downhome]

I hope Khali dominates RAW for the next two months, winning the title and everything, leading to HHH returning and being the guy to finally take him down.

 

I'd laugh.

[Vampiro69]

So Michaels has never faced a man like Khali? Guess Sid and Nash don't exist anymore since Superboy-Prime started punching the timestream.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Itd be funny if Kahli hurt himself on the leg drop.

[FroGG_NeaL]

Kennedy yelling in Edge's face was awesome.

[Vampiro69]

When did the kip-up become known as a nip-up?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Yeah Shawn, let him get to his feet!

 

This is retarded.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

So Michaels has never faced a man like Khali? Guess Sid and Nash don't exist anymore since Superboy-Prime started punching the timestream.

 

Nash has Kahli beat in the hair dept, Sid has him beat in the promo dept.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Khali is more muscular and taller than Sid or Nash, so JR is correct. The Great Khali has also cleanly beat Taker, which Nash and Sid have never done. The Great Khali has also never been pinned or made to submit, unlike Sid or Nash.

[Downhome]

You know, as limited as Khali is, he does a great job in this role if you ask me.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

HBK busts out "Benoit's Big Show Headlock Trap '04".