MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2007 Theres a new flavor of Doritos out and its a mystery flavor that they're holding a contest starting..in an hour..to name the flavor, winner gets 52 bags of doritos (Years supply) The bag pretty much gives it away with the "Tasting Notes: All-American Classic" and after eating a few, Im 99% sure its a cheseburger with ketchup, onions and mustard (the ingredients also list tomato powder, onion powder, beef tallow and mustard seed..heh heh heh) I cant think of a name though.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2007 Anyone who can make 1 bag of Doritos last an entire week is a stronger man than I. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted May 13, 2007 I can't even eat chips because they're just such a proponent of obesity and weight gain, especially in this country, that I'll feel sick buying them. This even goes for those chips at Subway. I'll just get a sandwich and iced tea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fazzle 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2007 I'm gonna guess a hot dog, even though I haven't actually tried any of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2007 I'm gonna guess a hot dog, even though I haven't actually tried any of them. before I tried them, based on the clue on the bag, I was thinking hotdog too..but after eating half the bag I can conclude without a doubt its just like eating a cheseburger. Specifically, a cheapo McDonalds cheeseburger, theres even a bit of sourness that I suppose indicates the pickle as well and I know their cheapo burgers come with onions, pickles mustard and ketchup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fazzle 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2007 I guess there's only one way to decide if it's a cheeseburger or a hot dog. Give 20 bags of them to Kobayashi. See how long it takes for him to complete them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2007 Whoporito? I wonder if burger king would find that funny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted May 13, 2007 FUCK burger king! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broward83 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 where the hell do you get this flavor at? Here in the Texas Valley, we've got no "mystery flavor" just shit like: Fiery Habenero, Salsa Verde, Ranchero and some other flavors that seem to be marketed to the Mexican-American demographic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 Man, here in the UK theres only three flavours, original, cheese and chilli Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2007 where the hell do you get this flavor at? Here in the Texas Valley, we've got no "mystery flavor" just shit like: Fiery Habenero, Salsa Verde, Ranchero and some other flavors that seem to be marketed to the Mexican-American demographic. I just saw them for the first time at a gas station last night. It wasn't some normal gas station, though... It was an uber gas station that sold porn DVDs and magazines as well as the traditional fare. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest George's Box Report post Posted May 21, 2007 During the NFC Championship Game, I killed like a whole bag of these Sweet & Spicy Chili Doritos. They were amazing. I've never been able to find them again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2007 where the hell do you get this flavor at? Here in the Texas Valley, we've got no "mystery flavor" just shit like: Fiery Habenero, Salsa Verde, Ranchero and some other flavors that seem to be marketed to the Mexican-American demographic. I just saw them for the first time at a gas station last night. It wasn't some normal gas station, though... It was an uber gas station that sold porn DVDs and magazines as well as the traditional fare. or you could just go to Wal Mart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broward83 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2007 Okay, tried some last night. Shit is fucking nasty. Seriously, who the fuck would want a Hamburger chip? I'll pass and go back to my Salsa Verde or those new BBQ flavored ones that they've got competing with the white cheddar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted May 23, 2007 Their black pepper one is GREAT, but I can never find it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheTomster 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2007 Holy shit I bought some of these earlier Ate like 3 and through the bag back at the clerk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest George's Box Report post Posted May 24, 2007 Ate like 3 and through the bag back at the clerk That's a fascinating prepositional phrase there, TheTomster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2007 I dont think they're that bad but its not really a well concieved flavor.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2007 where the hell do you get this flavor at? Here in the Texas Valley, we've got no "mystery flavor" just shit like: Fiery Habenero, Salsa Verde, Ranchero and some other flavors that seem to be marketed to the Mexican-American demographic. I just saw them for the first time at a gas station last night. It wasn't some normal gas station, though... It was an uber gas station that sold porn DVDs and magazines as well as the traditional fare. or you could just go to Wal Mart In all my travels throughout North America, I have never seen a Wal-Mart that sells pornography. Half the time, they do not even sell unedited CDs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted May 25, 2007 I think he was talking about the chips, Matt. Everyone knows Wal-Mart is a "family store". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted May 26, 2007 I think he was talking about the chips, Matt. Everyone knows Wal-Mart is a "family store". Oh, yeah. That would make more sense. Still, he could have worded it better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted May 31, 2007 I want an opinion on the new Pringles Select (the flavored rice/potato crisps in bags instead of cans) before I buy one since they're like $3 a bag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 31, 2007 Sun-Dried Tomato rules. Garlic & Parmesan is a little on the heavy side as far as the aftertaste. and Wikipedia states that Sweet & Spicy Chili was only a limited time offer and was discontinued. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darthtiki 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2007 They weren't bad, weren't great either Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2007 Anyone who can make 1 bag of Doritos last an entire week is a stronger man than I. Man I don't even buy Doritos any more because I could seriously eat a whole bag in 2 sittings. I think Saddam Hussein was the same way in prison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2007 Yeah, I try to avoid buying Doritos very often. Not exactly a healthy snack, but everyone knows that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2007 Okay, tried some last night. Shit is fucking nasty. Seriously, who the fuck would want a Hamburger chip? I will repeat this post because of how true it is. My girlfriend bought a bag, we each ate like two and threw it the fuck away. goddamned nasty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2007 I love this new flavor. Almost as much as I loved CoolER Ranch. Not the half-assed Cool Ranch that they have out now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted June 13, 2007 I spat out the one I tried on the floor of the break room at work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2007 So has it been confirmed what this flavor is? I think its a McDonalds burger and my girl thinks its a Whopper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
