Dear Porno

[Man Who Sold The World 0]

Ahem...

 

 

 

Dear Porno

 

 

 

 

Dear Porno, I know you will miss me

For we've been together like aloe vera & lefty

My right hand, and a box of Kleenex

Brown mail case keeps the logo secret (shhh...)

Gimme a couple of beers, shit I might just sneak in

A little sperm, and like peaches and herb

We'll be reunited and it'll feel so good

While you're on mute mouthing "Oh, it feels so good"

Dear Porno, my wife sees you as competition

And she's tired of hearing "Baby, let's try this position"

She says "Don't even mention anal beads"

"No manage-a-three, no you can't use whips and chains on me!!"

I retort "Baby Jake Steed, is who I aim to be!"

And just as quickly, I have the couch, pressed up against me

So I'm weighing out this situation

And my palm is cool, but I'm paining for penetration

And there isn't any sort of explanation needed

We had a good run Porn, but maybe it's completed

I know I learned the ropes from you, learned my stroke from you

Together we sat back, and choked a few

Since my balls dropped, you've been my boo

Oh God (I'm cummin'?) No, I'm so in Love with you

Nights alone you're the only thing that got me through

But pussy can do things that you can't do

So at her request, I must bid adieu

When the pussies old and grey, we'll be at it again

Until then, show some love to my homies, my friends

 

Dear Porno.

 

 

 

... yeah.

[Gary Floyd 0]

-*****

[Vampiro69 0]

DUD

[Man Who Sold The World 0]

No gents. It's already automatically one star for the aloe vera/lefty line.

 

 

You guys just can't appreciate good poetry.

[Nighthawk 0]

I originally wrote this as a myspace blog, but didn't post it because I figured anyone who read it would just be made sick and hate me for exposing them to this. But this is why I hate porn:

 

Today’s blog deals with extremely vile and disturbing subject matter, so more sensitive readers may wish to skip over this one. I’m not joking.

 

I enjoy the most disgusting and horrible aspects of pornography. I am not, as it were, a chronic masturbator. I will not lie and claim to never use porn for its intended purpose, but I watch a lot of it for other purposes. If I hear something is really fucked up, I’ll watch it because I immerse myself in the absolute fringe of society for fun. I have seen a lot. I have seen men fucked to death by horses, I have seen a girl in a loving committed relationship with a dog, I have seen a 75 year old fat Russian grandmother engage in a lesbian act with a young black girl, I have seen a woman drink the contents of forty ejaculations, I have seen an entire head inserted into a vagina, I have seen a woman’s ass fisted open and then another woman shitting into it, I have seen a man nailing his penis to a wooden board, I have seen pigs, robots and everything in between. I have conversed with a woman who picks up dog shit in the park and stuffs it into her vagina. I have seen castration fetishes. I have seen a pregnant woman fuck herself with an eel. I have seen all that and more.

But I had never seen Bug Eater 2: Cockroach Eating Girl. It is exactly what it sounds like. Surprise! It’s Japanese. We’re through the looking glass here, people.

There’s nothing inherently wrong with eating a cockroach. Teller hilariously did it on an episode of Fear Factor. But let’s extrapolate this. This is a professionally done, budgeted pornographic movie which centers on a woman eating cockroaches. There are special effects.

I get it. I understand the appeal. This is about total and supreme degradation. This is about a person so ultimately and utterly destroyed as a human being that they will subject themselves to absolutely anything. This is actually a rather disturbing industry wide trend. We can look at the Guttermouths series, which openly advertises itself as featuring girls with difficult childhoods who allow men to exploit them and become worthless, cum receptacle whores. There’s Meatholes, which sets out to break the girls down and make them cry over what they have allowed their lives to become. This is where porn is going. It is sick. As a feminist, I despise this, but as a nihilist, I can’t help but laugh. These are people who should really just be dead. When you watch porn not to arouse yourself, and just observe, your faith in humanity dies.

But when you see a girl suck a dick through a mess of mashed up roaches, you’re not the same person afterwards. When you see two people fucking while covered in cockroaches, and then the girl pisses into a pile of dead and living insects and slurps it up… you fucking die inside.

What have we become?

Where can you go? There’s no purity here. I suppose snuff is the next step, but even snuff has more dignity than this. “I’m worthless and mean nothing. Kill me. Remove me from the world.” Ok. But “I want to continue living on this stupid fucking rock, but while I am, I’m going to eat bugs drowned in piss.”? The fact that there were a group of people willing to appear in this movie, people willing to pay for it to be filmed, and people willing to watch it says something that we shouldn’t want to hear.

If people ask me why I’m a nihilist, my answer will be six words: Bug Eater 2: Cockroach Eating Girl.

I would like to meet Cockroach Eating Girl. And tell her that I love her, and she doesn’t have to eat cockroaches, and hold her close. And then snap her neck. And then shoot her. Multiple times. My first album will be called Caring Is Gay, but number two is Cockroach Eating Girl.

Japan is the asshole of the world.

[Matt Young 0]

Wow. I thought I had seen some fucked up shit in a couple of my friends' porn collections. They have nothing on you.

[Richard 0]

great stuff guys

 

Also I expect you to upload some of that filth Milky.

[luke-o 0]

Please dont, it sounds fucking vile.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Milky is my hero.

[Boon 0]

"TSM - Where else can you get shit like this?!"

[Gary Floyd 0]

"TSM - Where else can you get shit like this?!"

Scour the net.

[Ravenbomb 0]

I originally wrote this as a myspace blog, but didn't post it because I figured anyone who read it would just be made sick and hate me for exposing them to this. But this is why I hate porn:

 

Today’s blog deals with extremely vile and disturbing subject matter, so more sensitive readers may wish to skip over this one. I’m not joking.

 

I enjoy the most disgusting and horrible aspects of pornography. I am not, as it were, a chronic masturbator. I will not lie and claim to never use porn for its intended purpose, but I watch a lot of it for other purposes. If I hear something is really fucked up, I’ll watch it because I immerse myself in the absolute fringe of society for fun. I have seen a lot. I have seen men fucked to death by horses, I have seen a girl in a loving committed relationship with a dog, I have seen a 75 year old fat Russian grandmother engage in a lesbian act with a young black girl, I have seen a woman drink the contents of forty ejaculations, I have seen an entire head inserted into a vagina, I have seen a woman’s ass fisted open and then another woman shitting into it, I have seen a man nailing his penis to a wooden board, I have seen pigs, robots and everything in between. I have conversed with a woman who picks up dog shit in the park and stuffs it into her vagina. I have seen castration fetishes. I have seen a pregnant woman fuck herself with an eel. I have seen all that and more.

But I had never seen Bug Eater 2: Cockroach Eating Girl. It is exactly what it sounds like. Surprise! It’s Japanese. We’re through the looking glass here, people.

There’s nothing inherently wrong with eating a cockroach. Teller hilariously did it on an episode of Fear Factor. But let’s extrapolate this. This is a professionally done, budgeted pornographic movie which centers on a woman eating cockroaches. There are special effects.

I get it. I understand the appeal. This is about total and supreme degradation. This is about a person so ultimately and utterly destroyed as a human being that they will subject themselves to absolutely anything. This is actually a rather disturbing industry wide trend. We can look at the Guttermouths series, which openly advertises itself as featuring girls with difficult childhoods who allow men to exploit them and become worthless, cum receptacle whores. There’s Meatholes, which sets out to break the girls down and make them cry over what they have allowed their lives to become. This is where porn is going. It is sick. As a feminist, I despise this, but as a nihilist, I can’t help but laugh. These are people who should really just be dead. When you watch porn not to arouse yourself, and just observe, your faith in humanity dies.

But when you see a girl suck a dick through a mess of mashed up roaches, you’re not the same person afterwards. When you see two people fucking while covered in cockroaches, and then the girl pisses into a pile of dead and living insects and slurps it up… you fucking die inside.

What have we become?

Where can you go? There’s no purity here. I suppose snuff is the next step, but even snuff has more dignity than this. “I’m worthless and mean nothing. Kill me. Remove me from the world.” Ok. But “I want to continue living on this stupid fucking rock, but while I am, I’m going to eat bugs drowned in piss.”? The fact that there were a group of people willing to appear in this movie, people willing to pay for it to be filmed, and people willing to watch it says something that we shouldn’t want to hear.

If people ask me why I’m a nihilist, my answer will be six words: Bug Eater 2: Cockroach Eating Girl.

I would like to meet Cockroach Eating Girl. And tell her that I love her, and she doesn’t have to eat cockroaches, and hold her close. And then snap her neck. And then shoot her. Multiple times. My first album will be called Caring Is Gay, but number two is Cockroach Eating Girl.

Japan is the asshole of the world.

 

Wow. Just...wow. I was thinking "that's not so bad, I've seen some of that (the head in the vagina, the cock nailed to wood, etc), but then I read "Bug Eater 2: Cockroach Eating Girl." Half of me really wants to see this, and half of me really hates the other half.

[Copper Feel 0]

I personally find the concept of a guy with his cock nailed to wood far more disturbing, but hey, different strokes for different folks, eh?

[Gary Floyd 0]

Article on said porno.

 

My God, what the fuck is wrong with Japan?

[Richard 0]

After seeing Mr. Hands, anything else doesn't seem that bad.

[-DeN- 0]

Japan's cool.

 

You're the one watching grandma/eel fisting and poop-action.

 

Don't displace. You're all fucked up.

 

Try playing basketball or something.

[Timmy8271 0]

Japan is the same place where they have women in high heels crush baby kittens heads in. I wouldn't expect nothing less from some of those sick sick bastards.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Oh man, do NOT remind me of that. That just infuriates me.

[luke-o 0]

Japan's cool.

 

I think someone here likes RPG's and Manga.

[Ravenbomb 0]

I like Akira Kurosawa, Ozu, and the post-Ringu J-horror era. We've got crazy fuck animal torture here, too, ya know.

[Golgo 13 0]

It's the mosaics that do this to them. They need to push the boundary on whatever they can legally get away with and all because they can't view a proper pussy in porn.

 

Though they started turning weird long before that. The numerous civil wars, having your ports opened up by force after being a remote and isolationist country for centuries, the disbanding of the Shogunate and Meiji Restoration, the most destructive weapon ever used in conflict being dropped on you, twice, and after that possessing no real culture of identity of your own with the exception of what comes to you from America will do a number on any nation, not to mention the very prevalent sexism and various social stigmas like the whole 'work like a madman until you die' thing they still do. It's no wonder Japan has lost its mind.

[Guest Why2J]

Searching "ROH" in limewire always used to turn up 'jap girl eats poop'. I can only assume they were fucking with me and it was a really good Alex Shelly match.

[Nighthawk 0]

Japan's cool.

 

You're the one watching grandma/eel fisting and poop-action.

 

Don't displace. You're all fucked up.

 

Try playing basketball or something.

 

What, me? Hell yeah I'm all fucked up, nigga, thought you knew. But not as fucked up as the Japanese.

[Ravenbomb 0]

Where did you see that "fucked to death by a horse" thing, anyways?

[The Niggardly King 0]

Bug Eater 2 what a film.

[Nighthawk 0]

That's practically mainstream by now, I don't even remember. But if you look at the media circus around Benoit, that's what was happening with this guy being fucked to death by a horse in 2003 or whenever it was. It's everywhere, in fact a friend of mine has put out albums consisting of nothing but the audio of this guy being fucked by horses.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Mr. Hands is that video, correct?

[Nighthawk 0]

Well, Mr. Hands was the name he went by, but there were lots of these videos floating around. The most common one, the "Too much? Too much?" one was probably not video of the one that killed him, and in fact, since he didn't actually acknowledge that he was dying until many hours later, we may never know what the actual video is of him being horse dicked to death.

But there's a mainstreamish documentary about this out now... it's called Zoo, and it's actually pretty good.

[The Niggardly King 0]

I'm not sure how I feel about movies being made about dudes dying by horse cock.

[Nighthawk 0]

It's tasteful. The crowd at the theater where I saw it... was not. Partially.

 

Seeing this again and reminding me of Bug Eater 2... there's worse shit out there than that, no doubt. Try Dockman's Toilet Training: Larvae Lunch for example... it's the professionalism of Bug Eater 2 that really got under my skin. The idea that there were probably auditions.

 

Even Mr. Hands... Freak, but I don't judge him. Dude liked to get fucked by horses. Not normal, but ok. Bug Eater is just indicative of something seriously, seriously wrong. Bug porn creeps me out, always, but the effort and presentation of that was just wrong. Same thing that weirded me out about the most extreme (and I mean it) scat site ever, sweetmook. The effort. The voiceovers, the captions... you're eating animal shit, guys, you don't need special effects.