Ex bodyguard of Lindsay Lohan tells all

[jwpeer 0]

What boggled my mind...is when she randomly showed up in the Prairie Home Companion movie...

 

And was pretty good in her role...

 

I just didn't understand it, it was nonsensical. They could have got any random girl to play that role, why someone like her. And whyswould she agree to it.

 

Just totally the most random thing about that movie ;p

[Vyce 0]

The story is so outrageous it is hard to believe. But then I realized that it was in reference to Lohan and suddenly it all made sense.

 

What sort of makes me think it could be legit is that the guy basically admits to engaging in an illegal activity - a drug deal - with Lohan, potentially opening himself up to legal liability, both criminal (for engaging in the deal) and civil (should Lindsay choose to sue him). A lot of people aren't willing to be that specific. It's always more "hey, I heard she did this shit", not "she definitely did it, cause I was there with her and even threatened the guy with my gun." But I suppose the converse of that is, he could have made this all up (hard to get prosecuted for a drug deal with some mythical dealer who might not actually exist), but there's still the potential defamation suit he'd have to deal with.

 

It made me think of a grindhouse trailer or something.

 

Coming soon, Lindsay Lohan: The Movie - See her...

 

ATTACK a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off!!!

 

SNORT line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge!!!

 

SLASH her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "doesn't belong on this planet"!!!

 

ENJOY frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picks up at parties — and even makes a play for chart star Mariah Carey!!!

 

Get John Furlong (narrator of such classic Russ Meyer films as "Mondo Topless" to do the narration, and I'm sold.

[Jingus 0]

I just didn't understand it, it was nonsensical. They could have got any random girl to play that role, why someone like her. And whyswould she agree to it.

It's a Robert Altman flick. He always used bizarre stunt casting. Remember how many movies of his Lyle Lovett got speaking roles in?

[Scroby 0]

Lindsay just sounds like every other college party girl.

[Failed Bridge 0]

this girl was born at the wrong time, she should have been famous in the late 60s when warhol had his factory going. her behavior and persona alone would be enough to get immortalized in canvas form like chairman mao & marilyn monroe.

I could see her murdered in just as gory a fashion as Sharon Tate.

[Ripper 0]

Lindsay just sounds like every other college party girl.

 

 

What the fuck college are you going to where the girls are getting into fist fights with coke dealers and feeling up Mariah Carey?

 

You know why I like Lindsey. Because she is the only one that is supposed to be fucking up. Regular kid getting money, with a dad in prison. That usually does end up being a violent coke addict that fucks random women.

[haVoc 0]

The so-called drug dealer she attacked was probably an 18 year old rich kid from Beverly Hills.

[Ripper 0]

who the hell cares. She went after a dude with a gun. Lindsay is more gangsta that JOO~!

[Guest Vitamin X]

Take this with a grain of salt/E! trying to start shit, but still...

 

Britney Piles On Lindsay

 

Britney Spears apparently doesn't know from glass houses.

 

The rehabbed popster is taking a pot shot at former party pal and currently rehabbing Lindsay Lohan.

 

In a new post on britneyspears.com under the heading "You'll Never See It My Way, Because You're Not Like Me," Spears asks her "most die-hard fans" to help narrow down a title for her new album.

 

The first choice: "Omg Is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like."

 

Rounding out the five potential titles: “What if the Joke Is on You,” “Down boy,” “Integrity” and “Dignity.”

 

Spears directs members of her fan club to vote on their favorite via the Website.

 

There was no immediate comment on the nastygram from Leslie Sloane Zelnik, the publicist for both Spears and Lohan.

 

Spears, Lohan and Paris Hilton were briefly BFFs on the club scene before Spears and Lohan wound up in rehab and Hilton in county jail. The toxic trio made headlines with their hard-partying, panty-less antics.

 

Spears, 25, spent a month in the Malibu-based Promises in March following a wild week that saw her check in and out of rehab (twice) and shave off her hair. Lohan, 20, took up residence in Promises late last month following a memorable Memorial Day weekend in which she crashed her Mercedes and was arrested for driving under the influence—only to go out clubbing hours later.

 

While Britney plots her comeback and tosses stones at her former pal, she's getting a public show of support from her mother.

 

Lynne Spears tells Us Weekly that her daughter “just figuring things out” and that everyone should just lay off.

 

"It's sad that the whole world had to watch her make mistakes that all of us have made at one time or another," the elder Spears says in the current issue, adding that her daughter is doing well and moving forward in a positive way.

 

"Everything is going to be good," she continued. "Everything is going to be really good. I can see her life picking up and it's just going to hold great things for her."

 

Mother Spears also calls Britney "the sweetest and the most sensitive and loving of all my children.”

 

We're guessing she hasn't checked out the Website yet.

 

I love it when Spears is a bitch. I'll take her side.

[Ripper 0]

Lindsay would fuck Britney's shit up. Then try to fuck her.