chirs3 Posted June 17, 2007 Report Posted June 17, 2007 (edited) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF STOOOOORM! Live, Thursday, June 21st, from the Braehead Arena in Renfrewshire, Scotland! (6pm PST, 10pm EST; check local listings) (Send all promos/marked matches to chirs3) Dreary looking place, isn't it? Matches due at 10:00 PM Eastern Standard, unless extensions are approved. If you need one, ask your markaaah. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT Zyon vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins SPECIAL COMMENTATOR: SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, ALAN CLARK! --> As if these two needed any more history between them... the former number one contender and the future-hopeful number one contender collide, in a match that our World Champion Alan Clark will be watching very closely, whether he wants to or not! Rules: Standard singles match. Alan may write, if he chooses. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: Ace309 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- CONTENDERSHIP MATCH "Big Bully" Bruner vs. Johnny Dangerous --> We don't take kindly to setups around he-, oh who am I kidding. I'm sure Tom's added an extra 0 or two to Bruner's paycheck for what happened last Storm. Neverless, don't think it'll be enough to keep Johnny Dangerous down - especially considering what's on the line. The winner of this match will face Jay Hawke next week, to determine who will be the final SWF International Champion, who will head into the Unification Match at Ground Zero! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP - BEEKEEPER MATCH Jimmy the Doom vs. Insane Luchador --> It takes a twisted mind to come up with the idea that adding bees to anything makes it better - no surprise, then, that it was Jimmy's idea. And no surprise still that a guy like Insane Luchador was the one to answer the call! And to avoid potential lawsuits while still maintaining only the barest of low standards, front row patrons will get cans of bug spray to defend themselves. Rules: Basically the same as a tables match, but take out the tables and add in one of those crazy beekeeper boxes. And yes, it will be filled with bees. Just... you know, in case anyone was wondering. First person to slam/throw/etc. his opponent through the beebox wins. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Chris Raynor vs. Michael Cross --> Question mark. Michael Cross. Each three syllables - coincidence? Hardly, when you consider that on last week's show, ??? = Michael Cross! How could we not have seen that! Stupid, stupid, stupid! In any event, one good returnee deserves another, as Chris Raynor welcomes Cross back into singles competition! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: Mr. S£im Citrus -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Fulminatus! vs. The Fabulous Jakey --> Bonus matches rule again! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send to: Muzz -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Austin Sly vs. Nathaniel Kibagami --> Oh fuck me. I mean, usually returning stars get some quip that attempts to be humorous and fails in their returning match blurb, but seriously, Kibagami? I'm not messing with this one. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH MANSON vs. Toxxic --> Bonus matches rule! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: Sly -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- NEW BLOOD TITLE INAUGURAL TOURNAMENT - FIRST ROUND MATCH Michael Alexander vs Zack Malibu --> The so-called "Mad Scientist of the Mat" doesn't even wear a labcoat, or have an Igor. What a letdown. Good thing his performance last Storm wasn't a letdown - now let's give him a slightly bigger fish to fry (or to perform horrible genetic experiments on, like a real mad scientist would do). Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: Ace309 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- NEW BLOOD TITLE INAUGURAL TOURNAMENT - FIRST ROUND MATCH Saintly C. Killa vs Arne Andersen --> I'm going to be honest with you guys - Saintly C. kinda freaks me out. Which I guess is the whole idea - in any event, we'll see if that gives him the edge he needs to make his SWF debut a successful one, as he takes on the third... wait, no the second... fuckit, one of The Four Norsemen, Arne Andersen. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: Ace309 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- NEW BLOOD TITLE INAUGURAL TOURNAMENT - FIRST ROUND MATCH JRR vs Olaf Andersen --> JRR returns! After a brief hiatus he's ready to make his comeback, and it couldn't be more perfectly timed, as he squeaks into the first round of the New Blood Title Tournament! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- NEW BLOOD TITLE INAUGURAL TOURNAMENT - FIRST ROUND MATCH Adonis vs Calvin Szechstein --> Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Expect markers and tweaked descriptions in the near future. If you're off the card and want a match, gimme gimme. If you want a word limit change or stip change, gimme gimme. If you just want to take a moment to say something nice to the people you care about, take it outside. Edited June 20, 2007 by chirs3
Toxxic Posted June 17, 2007 Report Posted June 17, 2007 I'm up for a party if you are, MANSON. 4k limit?
Guest SoulxOfxLove Posted June 17, 2007 Report Posted June 17, 2007 This is gonna be fun.....Nervous....but still Awsome Adios Amigos
Golgo 13 Posted June 17, 2007 Report Posted June 17, 2007 I'm up for a party if you are, MANSON. 4k limit? Okay.
Toxxic Posted June 17, 2007 Report Posted June 17, 2007 For reference, since we're in Scotland and I'm English, the crowd probably won't like either of us.
The Ill One Posted June 18, 2007 Report Posted June 18, 2007 Damn, that is a pretty big card and a nice one, too. Good luck to all and the New Blood Title Tournament should be pretty damn interesting.
Toxxic Posted June 18, 2007 Report Posted June 18, 2007 I hereby declare that Toxxic vs MANSON takes place before Sly/Kibagami, just so we all know where we are.
Guest TheFabulousJakey Posted June 19, 2007 Report Posted June 19, 2007 I'll be backstage drinking beers with Melissa.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted June 19, 2007 Report Posted June 19, 2007 Will there be another Smark Enough promo? It's LDP reusing a storyline. You bastard.
Sly Posted June 19, 2007 Report Posted June 19, 2007 Will I be graced with up-to-date stats from Kibs or should I just fake it?
chirs3 Posted June 19, 2007 Author Report Posted June 19, 2007 Late additions made to the card. Hooray for extra matches! Also, anyone who wants to volunteer to mark for this monster of a show, speak now. Or later.
Toxxic Posted June 19, 2007 Report Posted June 19, 2007 Melissa? Who the fuck's Melissa? Damn WC, he's taken your title, now he's taking your girl! And Sly, just use the stats I sent you. Kibs told me Sunday night he was working on new ones, but since we haven't seen anything yet we can probably assume this return went the way of the last one. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. Bottom line, he'll use the Demonstar as a finisher, will use a few lesser headdrops as signatures, and will kick you hard. Anything else is just fluff anyway.
chirs3 Posted June 20, 2007 Author Report Posted June 20, 2007 Markers are up, though if anyone else wants to volunteer, feel free.
Secret Agent Posted June 20, 2007 Report Posted June 20, 2007 You never know. He hasn't responded to my PM's so I'm taking it as he is.
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted June 21, 2007 Report Posted June 21, 2007 I'll put it like this: anybody who thinks I wouldn't show and write to win just to fuck up the WHC picture doesn't know me very well... Bruner versus Clark for the WHC? I might be able to be talked into that...
Toxxic Posted June 21, 2007 Report Posted June 21, 2007 I thought I read something else where you specifically said you wouldn't be writing, otherwise I wouldn't have come to that conclusion. However, if it is going to be competitive, all the better. A little perturbed by the idea of Bruner coming out of nowhere into the picture like this but hey, maybe for once the big intimidating roadblock in the way of the face actually succeeds...
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted June 21, 2007 Report Posted June 21, 2007 Think of it as an "Amy Stephens" situation: I may have time to write, and I may not. If I don't, I don't want it to be WC that's booked in a match, only to have the no-show count against my main character.
Toxxic Posted June 21, 2007 Report Posted June 21, 2007 I completely understand where you're coming from. And now the entire main event should be quivering in their respective boots, because I assume you have no problems in going for the World Title with Bruner, which means we're highly likely to see him with the strap soon...
Toxxic Posted June 21, 2007 Report Posted June 21, 2007 I've just noticed 'Alan may write if he chooses'. Will Clark make the non-active Zyon beat Spike? Only time will tell...
Guest SoulxOfxLove Posted June 21, 2007 Report Posted June 21, 2007 How exciting... Can't wait!!!!!!!!! lol.
The Amazing Rando Posted June 22, 2007 Report Posted June 22, 2007 To be honest, I was going to. Not out of spite or anything, but in a "heel distraction causes surprise upset". Spike whined. The fact that a fluke roll-up by way of nefarious distraction was not exactly "putting Zyon over" eluded him. Alas, was not meant to be. Been way too busy at work.
Golgo 13 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Posted June 22, 2007 I thought it was due yesterday and haven't written since then. Oh Lawd.
Guest SoulxOfxLove Posted June 22, 2007 Report Posted June 22, 2007 isn't this supposed to 'air' awhile ago? oh...wat...we gotta wait for ppl right?
muzz Posted June 22, 2007 Report Posted June 22, 2007 I can't mark this match, and can't mark for a while.
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