chirs3 Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 (edited) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF STOOOOORM! Live, THURSDAY, July 5th, from the Vikingskipet Arena in Hamar, Norway! (6pm PST, 10pm EST; check local listings) (Send all promos/marked matches to chirs3) European arenas kill American arenas. We don't have anything that comes close to looking like a giant squashed bug. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT - NON TITLE BOUT Alan Clark vs. Nathaniel Kibagami --> Kibagami requests a challenge. He gets the World F*EXPLETIVE DELETED BY DISNEY CORP*ing Champion. That enough of a challenge for you, Natty? Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5500 Send to: Ace309 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Wild and Dangerous vs. Revolution-0 (Toxxic and Austin Sly) --> Wild and Dangerous finally back in action! This is a good thing! So is Revolution-0, but that part of the description would be better off waiting until I'm coherent enough to write it! Rules: Standard tag. If you don't use the tag ropes, you will be fined six months salary and be forced to memorize the Doomtopian to English dictionary to serve as Tom Flesher's personal translator for all matters regarding Jimmy the Doom. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: Ace309 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH The Fabulous Jakey vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins --> A power outage? That's the best you can do? You could at least be creative and say you missed your plane or something. Sheesh. Rules: Standard singles. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- NEW BLOOD CHAMPIONSHIP INAUGURAL TOURNAMENT - SECOND ROUND MATCH Blue Leaf vs. Michael Alexander --> One super hero lightweight meets one mad genius with a pinch of luchadore - could you resist throwing these two together in a Cruiserweight Match? If you said yes, you're a better man than I. Rules: Standard with Cruiser addenda - outside count goes to 20, no throwing opponents over the top rope. Word Limit: 4500 Send to: Sly -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- NEW BLOOD CHAMPIONSHIP INAUGURAL TOURNAMENT - SECOND ROUND MATCH Fulminatus! vs. Saint C. Killa --> Two of the more... ahem... colorful competitors in the New Blood tournament meet up in the second round, and we've decided to throw the rules in their favor! At least, I hope it's in their favor... neither man strikes me as a Pure Rules kind of guy, so it's chairshots all around! Rules: Hardcore! No rules of any sort, and falls count wherever you damn well please! Word Limit: 4500 Send to: Ace309 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- As usual, anyone given the show off who wants to wrassle anyway, let me know. I am sleepsy, so better descriptions and amendments will appear in the future. If you really need them right this second, go grab a Primer box. Edited July 2, 2007 by Ace309
Guest WhollyChao Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 Thank the maker, a bloody hardcore match! Against a hoss, no less. I'm officially a happy man.
Toxxic Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 WC and Johnny - myself and the Sly One are undefeated as a team, having triumphed over Insane Luchador and JRR a few shows back... fancy putting those belts up for grabs? You know, to save us having to whip your asses twice... (but seriously, WC was saying just down the board that he doesn't see the point of booking you guys as a team unless it's for the titles, and we're obviously up for that. If you're not interested though, that's cool too).
Toxxic Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 Well then, unless Johnny weighs in with a disagreement we'll take it as a title match then. In other news, I can't wait to see if Clark can beat Kibs for what, the third time?
Guest SoulxOfxLove Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 excuss my inexperiance? Whats A Hoss? & Wt?? Hardcore? Thats Great.. But I Still Was Finishing up my last match. Lol. uhhh, guess i'll edit it to make it ths one.
Toxxic Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 Hoss is a term for big wrestler. JR tend to use it. And really, you'd need to start over again since it's in a different place, with different rules, and against a different opponent.
Guest SoulxOfxLove Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 thank you. & i already deleted it...ha. I'm starting ASAP. muahaha.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Kibs vs. Rando...Me vs. Jakey... Should have seen this coming.
Guest step up, ghetto blaster. Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 it's because I said 'please'. no, I'm just kidding. I would never say please.
chirs3 Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Posted June 29, 2007 As requested, tag titles on der line. And Kibs really did say please, he just doesn't want to admit it.
Secret Agent Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 As requested, tag titles on der line. We didn't all agree to it, but whatever.
Guest step up, ghetto blaster. Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 As requested, tag titles on der line. And Kibs really did say please, he just doesn't want to admit it. man, did I? I might've. I think that makes Spike more wrong, but I'm not sure how. I'll drink about that and see what I come up with.
chirs3 Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Posted June 29, 2007 It always said Thursday up there. Really.
Toxxic Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 As requested, tag titles on der line. We didn't all agree to it, but whatever. If you don't want it for the titles Johnny, just say so. All it'll involve at this stage is taking "and is for the the SWF Tag Team Championships" out of Funyon's spiel. The floor is yours, my friend.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Keep the titles on the line. When was the last time W+D defended? May of 06?
Sly Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 I agree with Toxx. Not a big deal to me. And, as per usual, I can mark.
Toxxic Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Keep the titles on the line. When was the last time W+D defended? May of 06? I'm sure they've defended at least once since winning the belts this time around. But let's be fair, apart from them there are no stable tag teams in the SWF at present, so finding challengers has not been simple. I'm considering starting a petition to make Fulminatus and Jimmy The Doom team up to become the most awesomely unpredictable tag team and bizarre promo-merchants the fed has ever seen.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 Just throw two guys together and put the titles on the line? Why is that so difficult?
Sly Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 Because most pairings of random guys don't click/ care. Any combination of Rev-0 seems to make for a fair team, though.
Smartly Pretty Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 hey can we get cougar dolemite vs a warm body? I just want to see if I can still do it
Smartly Pretty Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 Just throw two guys together and put the titles on the line? Why is that so difficult? This is why
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 We'll defend the titles... I've talked Johnny into it...
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted July 1, 2007 Report Posted July 1, 2007 I need a marker. To send my match to. Because I wrote one. A match, that is.
Ace309 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 I have applied markers using a complex algorithm.
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