So I put my toaster in the fridge...

[MrRant]

My only guess is the cabinet that I store it in is right next to the fridge and somehow I thought I was putting in the cabinet even though I sat there and forced the thing into the fridge, walked away and went "$%!t!" and took it out.

[Nighthawk]

Durgz.

[At Home]

new fad - toaster in fridge on head

[Guest •]

Never mind, that's a horrible story.

 

Photoshop gags on demand used to be my thing. I've been rendered extraneous.

[Vanhalen]

Fuck Czech, PBone is the saviour of TCS

[Gary Floyd]

My BUTT itches.

[Sideburnious]

I once put the milk in my cuboard and the cereal in the fridge. As soon as I had finished I turned away, took two steps, cursed and then put them in the right place. I did the same similar to Rant where I tried forcing the box into the fridge trying to make it fit.

 

Even the other day in the shower I put some shampoo in my hand and then started to rub it on my chest, until I realised what I was doing and put it on my head. I have a hairy chest so I sort of justified this act to myself as not a complete waste of shampoo.

[Nighthawk]

I have tried making powdered Crystal Light by pouring the powder into the trash and putting the empty container into the pitcher.

[Golgo 13]

I put soap on my toothbrush yesterday. More than once I've done the cereal in the fridge/milk in the cupboard thing. A few times when making Kool-Aid I've thrown the contents of the package or the sugar on the counter/in the sink.

[Red Baron]

I've put Orange Juice on my cereal. I still ate it, but it didn't go well with my Frosted Flakes.

[At Home]

I once was brushing my teeth and was a little off-put by the taste of the taste of it. I looked at the box and it said "Mint Green" but I still wasn't very satisfied. Then I realized it was a hobo's semen.

[Nighthawk]

That's not that funny.

[At Home]

That's not that funny.

how do you think i felt

[Nighthawk]

Devastated.

[Dandy]

I try to answer the alarm clock all the time.

[Jingus]

Shit like this is why, if I were ever caught in a bigass battle for some reason, I would politely decline anyone offering me grenades. "Okay, pull the pin and throw it... um, hey, is that how it's supposed" BOOM.

[Sideburnious]

I forgot about the countless times when I've been making a cup'a'soup or instant drink. I'll boil the kettle, pour in the contents of the packet, walk away, come back and pour tapwater into the cup. Take a sip and then spit it out how come the water was cold after I had boiled the kettle. I'll then realise what I've done and start again.

[Brett Favre]

I poured orange juice in a cup, put it in the fridge, and drank from the carton.