At Home Posted July 14, 2007 Report Posted July 14, 2007 Coke Heads Chris Tucker Lazy People Apathy Not picking up the fucking phone when I call People saying they're going to call back and don't Almost every place of employment Women Bureaucracy Hangovers Valedictorians Minorities Teenage Hardcore Bands Dane Cook and fans Jimmy Buffet
justsoyouknow Posted July 14, 2007 Report Posted July 14, 2007 People whom I dislike. We already said potheads.
Nighthawk Posted July 14, 2007 Report Posted July 14, 2007 Wait, let me guess... cokehead valedictorian? Is it cokehead valedictorian? It's cokehead valedictorian.
Mik Posted July 15, 2007 Report Posted July 15, 2007 Lazy valedictorian. But that was a good guess. I just can't afford it.
Guest • Posted July 15, 2007 Report Posted July 15, 2007 My high school's valedictorian was stupid as fuck. Like, he obviously worked hard and fit the system to get a perfect GPA (this included taking 7 classes rather than 8 because of some weird mathematical loophole that punished honors students for taking eight classes), and was a really fine cellist, but other than his very small world of cello and homework, this guy was one dumb bastard. He didn't understand why blind people can't drive. It's not that he was some sort of eccentric genius, either. He just didn't get shit.
Maztinho Posted July 15, 2007 Report Posted July 15, 2007 My high school's valedictorian was stupid as fuck. Like, he obviously worked hard and fit the system to get a perfect GPA (this included taking 7 classes rather than 8 because of some weird mathematical loophole that punished honors students for taking eight classes), and was a really fine cellist, but other than his very small world of cello and homework, this guy was one dumb bastard. He didn't understand why blind people can't drive. It's not that he was some sort of eccentric genius, either. He just didn't get shit. I got you beat. The girl that was supposed to be my school's valedictorian got pregnant and couldn't graduate. The guy who got it in her place was similar to the guy to described above. He fit academia well, but didn't have any real world sensibilities.
Richard Posted July 15, 2007 Report Posted July 15, 2007 Lazy People Apathy Fuck you. I guess. Whatever. I'm going to go lie down now.
The Niggardly King Posted July 16, 2007 Report Posted July 16, 2007 Lazy People Minorities Though I could just put Minorities and it would still work.
CanadianGuitarist Posted July 16, 2007 Report Posted July 16, 2007 I mentioned this in the food folder a few months ago, and though it'll sound like an oxymoron, frozen juice being left in the freezer after purchase drives me up the wall. Leave it in the fridge so it's ready to go when it's being made. No need to stir the ice block until thawed.
Brett Favre Posted July 16, 2007 Report Posted July 16, 2007 Greasy mouse and remote control. Greasy anything really. I don't like talking to people who aren't funny. Not saying you have to be Dave Chappelle but if you keep making jokes and they all suck, I don't wanna fake laugh or just make you feel bad.
Maztinho Posted July 16, 2007 Report Posted July 16, 2007 A valedictorian is supposed to be based on grades right? At my high school it was a popularity contest. A few months before grad, nominations were held and then a vote was taken. Yeah at my school it was purely GPA based, with AP classes being weighed in more so technically you could max out with a 4.3 GPA.
Guest The Amazing Rondo Posted July 16, 2007 Report Posted July 16, 2007 When I was in high school, I had a purple and silver car that I nicknamed Val Venis, because it matched his tights. Then there was this slutty bitch named Tori that I got to bang. So I guess my car was the biggest achiever in high school, because it was the Val I dicked Tori in.
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