Pet Peeves

[At Home 0]

• Coke Heads
• Chris Tucker
• Lazy People
• Apathy
• Not picking up the fucking phone when I call
• People saying they're going to call back and don't
• Almost every place of employment
• Women
• Bureaucracy
• Hangovers
• Valedictorians
• Minorities
• Teenage Hardcore Bands
• Dane Cook and fans
• Jimmy Buffet

[Nighthawk 0]

Potheads.

[Copper Feel 0]

People whom I dislike.

[justsoyouknow 0]

People whom I dislike.

 

We already said potheads.

[Mik 0]

Oh man, I fit two of pbone's pet peeves.

[Copper Feel 0]

You're a female Chris Tucker?

[Nighthawk 0]

Wait, let me guess... cokehead valedictorian? Is it cokehead valedictorian? It's cokehead valedictorian.

[Mik 0]

Lazy valedictorian. But that was a good guess.

 

I just can't afford it.

[Guest •]

My high school's valedictorian was stupid as fuck. Like, he obviously worked hard and fit the system to get a perfect GPA (this included taking 7 classes rather than 8 because of some weird mathematical loophole that punished honors students for taking eight classes), and was a really fine cellist, but other than his very small world of cello and homework, this guy was one dumb bastard. He didn't understand why blind people can't drive. It's not that he was some sort of eccentric genius, either. He just didn't get shit.

[Maztinho 0]

My high school's valedictorian was stupid as fuck. Like, he obviously worked hard and fit the system to get a perfect GPA (this included taking 7 classes rather than 8 because of some weird mathematical loophole that punished honors students for taking eight classes), and was a really fine cellist, but other than his very small world of cello and homework, this guy was one dumb bastard. He didn't understand why blind people can't drive. It's not that he was some sort of eccentric genius, either. He just didn't get shit.

 

I got you beat. The girl that was supposed to be my school's valedictorian got pregnant and couldn't graduate. The guy who got it in her place was similar to the guy to described above. He fit academia well, but didn't have any real world sensibilities.

[Richard 0]

• Lazy People
• Apathy

 

Fuck you. I guess. Whatever. I'm going to go lie down now.

 

[Mik 0]

Was Chevy Chase your principal?

[The Niggardly King 0]

• Lazy People
• Minorities

 

Though I could just put

 

 

• Minorities

 

and it would still work.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

I mentioned this in the food folder a few months ago, and though it'll sound like an oxymoron, frozen juice being left in the freezer after purchase drives me up the wall. Leave it in the fridge so it's ready to go when it's being made. No need to stir the ice block until thawed.

[Brett Favre 0]

Greasy mouse and remote control. Greasy anything really.

 

I don't like talking to people who aren't funny. Not saying you have to be Dave Chappelle but if you keep making jokes and they all suck, I don't wanna fake laugh or just make you feel bad.

[Maztinho 0]

A valedictorian is supposed to be based on grades right? At my high school it was a popularity contest. A few months before grad, nominations were held and then a vote was taken.

 

Yeah at my school it was purely GPA based, with AP classes being weighed in more so technically you could max out with a 4.3 GPA.

[Guest The Amazing Rondo]

When I was in high school, I had a purple and silver car that I nicknamed Val Venis, because it matched his tights. Then there was this slutty bitch named Tori that I got to bang. So I guess my car was the biggest achiever in high school, because it was the Val I dicked Tori in.

[At Home 0]

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[The Niggardly King 0]

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