I contacted a BDSM/Fetish escort

[At Home 0]

Want to cement yourself as a true internet legend, DoPussy? Use: www.chixwithdix.com (not sure if that is actually an escort website, a friend once mentioned the name to me).

 

What do you think it is.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

I think there's enough support for this idea, so now you're basically obligated to do this.

 

 

[Fuzzy Dunlop 0]

Hmm. Well, I suppose I could take the train downtown and then hop on the L to Wrigley. I was reading some of the reviews on her website, apparently a large percent of her clientele pay for her to give them enemas. Now that's just plain weird.

 

I also don't own a digital camera, so that could cause a problem as far as posting pics online.

[At Home 0]

How many members are there here? I will be more than happy to donate $1 to this cause.

 

Come on man. I changed my sig. For you!

[Ravenbomb 0]

Hmm. Well, I suppose I could take the train downtown and then hop on the L to Wrigley. I was reading some of the reviews on her website, apparently a large percent of her clientele pay for her to give them enemas. Now that's just plain weird.

 

I also don't own a digital camera, so that could cause a problem as far as posting pics online.

 

 

Well, it really kills 2 birds with one stone. You get the whole dominatrix thing to get your rocks off, and you get your pipes cleaned out. Win-Win. Win.

[At Home 0]

It's only win-win(-win) if we get to see the pictures.

 

Otherwise it's just lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose

[luke-o 0]

Come on man. I changed my sig. For you!

 

Well Jesus now he has to do it, thats like cutting off your own arm!

[Guest •]

You might as well go on and do it. You've already gotten that far so why back out now? Would the construction your worried about be done at night or during the day?

If he's referring to the construction on the Dan Ryan, it's going to be done non-stop for like two more fucking years.

[Scroby 0]

It's only win-win(-win) if we get to see the pictures.

 

Otherwise it's just lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose-lose

He more than likely won't be allowed to take pictures.

[justsoyouknow 0]

She could take the pictures.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

I'm still debating whether I'll call back or not. I mean, it's like a ninety-minute drive for me with all the construction, and then about an hour to get home.

Fuckin' do it, ya pussy.

 

Don't make me talk all dominatrix-y. I'm just tired enough to try.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

I'm surprised more women don't go into this field. They probably do very well, financially.

[Broward83 0]

I think it might be more of a social thing that stops most women from going into that line of work. Since it's not one of those things that mom sits you down when young and says you can be when you grow up.

 

That and I don't know how health benefits work for a job like that. I mean sure, you're more than likely getting paid around a mid 5 figure income to maybe 6 figures depending on how good you are and what fetishes you play towards.. and well, job security is pretty high, so yeah.. why don't more women go into the booming job market of dominatrix?

[Scarlett_Rayne 0]

I think it might be more of a social thing that stops most women from going into that line of work. Since it's not one of those things that mom sits you down when young and says you can be when you grow up.

 

That and I don't know how health benefits work for a job like that. I mean sure, you're more than likely getting paid around a mid 5 figure income to maybe 6 figures depending on how good you are and what fetishes you play towards.. and well, job security is pretty high, so yeah.. why don't more women go into the booming job market of dominatrix?

 

Hmmm it honestly doesn't sound too bad as a side job... Fuck I'd probably make more than what I do now.

[At Home 0]

I'm surprised more women don't go into this field. They probably do very well, financially.

 

"I make 300 grand a year."

[k thx 0]

There's not enough money in the world to make me spank sexualy inadequate geeks like the aforementioned poster for a living. I can't imagine it'd be any easier for a chick.

[Guest •]

I'm surprised more women don't go into this field. They probably do very well, financially.

 

"I make 300 grand a year."

SOLID.

[treble 0]

Marry me.

[Ravenbomb 0]

Pictures are sometimes okay as long as she isn't in them in any significant way (ie: no shots of her face). If there are pictures of her on her site where her face is visible, then pictures might be okay.

[k thx 0]

Marry me.

Babysit me.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

I'd cane some little fairy for a few grand.

[At Home 0]

I'd cane some little fairy for a few grand.

Oh , speaking of which, that porn star that I was talking about, Dorian Gray, has a doctor from Hawaii come over and beat him up every 3 months for $1,500.

[Sideburnious 0]

Does he pay for that or does the doctor?

[At Home 0]

The doctor pays.

[B@RTOK 0]

Why not have her take a blow torch to your balls since you clearly don't know how to use them properly.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

You're hardcore bro.