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I'd go with A and the green/brown plaid vans.

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Are you seriously asking an internet forum what to wear to a club? Because if you need to ask you shouldn't be going.

 

My sister has bought my clothes for the last 6 years.

 

Yes, I am.

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Wear whatever the fuck you want. Jeans and a t-shirt for fuck's sake.

 

And be prepared to hear the same two songs all night: "Get Low" and "Gasolina".

 

 

LOL, I love my people but god damn it I hate Reggaeton. Down here, we've been cursed with that shit for the past 10 years or so at least.

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Oh, I have a really good story about wearing something to a club. So I get taken there by this girl, and I'm wearing, yes, jeans and a t shirt, and it's actually a GG Allin shirt. And I'm standing outside smoking, and I start talking to this girl who is wearing like a leather schoolgirl outfit, and she has a purse which has the letter C on it. And I say "What's the C for?" and she says "Cunt." and starts talking about how it was based on this book called Cunt, and I say "Oh yeah, I read that." (This was true, but from what she was saying afterwards, this was a different cunt book than she was talking about) And she's like "You read that? Oh my god, I love you!" and she hugs me and starts talking about the tyranny of tampons and the oppression of women and all this bullshit. And I'm standing there in a GG Allin shirt (he has, if you don't know, punched, choked and sexually assaulted women on stage), and I'm thinking "This is the stupidest conversation I've had in a long time." and I'm trying to think of the worst thing I could say, and she says "Oh yeah, Cunt is my Bible." and I say "Yeah... American Psycho is my Bible." (which again, is the most misogynistic thing ever) And she says "Oh my god that's disgusting, and I don't want to talk to you anymore." and leaves. It was awesome. She didn't know GG apparently, but she knew Bateman. Come to think of it, I now have two rapist tattoos, GG and Comedian from Watchmen. How nice.

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