Black Lushus Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 okay, they need to at least put Cody in long tights or something.
Downhome Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 I apologize to all on behalf of my race for giving you Blackyshack. Now apologize for The Honeymooners...
The Niggardly King Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 okay, they need to at least put Cody in long tights or something. Not old school enough
ChrisMWaters Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 okay, they need to at least put Cody in long tights or something. Polka dotted long tights?
Black Lushus Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 I apologize to all on behalf of my race for giving you Blackyshack. Now apologize for The Honeymooners... if I started, I could be here all night...
Open the Muggy Gate Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 The ECW Champion is also a king too. THE LIZARD KING!
Conspiracy_Victim Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 is he now taking on Jim's mannerisms? He's cutting stoned promos from a bath tub now. He whipped his cock out and it won the cruiserweight title. From what I've read, it had a little green jacket and hat on at the time. Finlay pulls it out from under the mat when he needs a pick me up.
The Niggardly King Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 okay, they need to at least put Cody in long tights or something. Polka dotted long tights? He needs his OVW tights. One half polka dots, the other gold.
Breakpack Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 is he now taking on Jim's mannerisms? He's cutting stoned promos from a bath tub now. He whipped his cock out and it won the cruiserweight title. NOT VAL VENIS!
Black Lushus Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 I'm not understanding what they're trying achieve with the Cody squashing...
Downhome Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 Did the fans actually slowly get behind Randy as that match went on?
Conspiracy_Victim Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 So, Randy's going to beat up on the Rhodes family until....? Too bad Dustin's in TNA Orton could've had the hat trick.
Breakpack Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 A switch for JR,selling it by soft spokenness
Black Lushus Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 look at that cart...who are they KIDDING?
JimmyHendricks Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 So pro wrestlers have been kicking each other in the head for 100 years, but suddenly Randy Orton does it and it's DEADLY, and warrants an Owen-voice moment?
Conspiracy_Victim Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 Roid rage? Someone make sure Cowboy Bob's not "bleeding from the mouth". /window seat on the express train to Hell please
The Amazing Rando Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 you know what would get Randy Orton that much more over... an old school male heel manager...it's just too bad all the good ones are too old, too dead, or too employed elsewhere to take the spot. Tennis Racket Cornette or Megaphone Jimmy Hart would rule. But not Cowboy Bob... fuck that noise.
AndrewTS Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 I can't buy somebody with a head that huge and scarred selling that wussy kick like death. WTF.
Breakpack Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 So pro wrestlers have been kicking each other in the head for 100 years, but suddenly Randy Orton does it and it's DEADLY, and warrants an Owen-voice moment? It's from Randy Orton!
The Niggardly King Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 So pro wrestlers have been kicking each other in the head for 100 years, but suddenly Randy Orton does it and it's DEADLY, and warrants an Owen-voice moment? Randy Orton realized the secret pinpoint area on the head during on of his drugged out rages.
Black Lushus Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 So pro wrestlers have been kicking each other in the head for 100 years, but suddenly Randy Orton does it and it's DEADLY, and warrants an Owen-voice moment? Metal plate in his foot... what? metal plates worked for Luger.
The Amazing Rando Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 So pro wrestlers have been kicking each other in the head for 100 years, but suddenly Randy Orton does it and it's DEADLY, and warrants an Owen-voice moment? He has the soul of Ronnie Garvin mixed with HGH.
The Niggardly King Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 I can't buy somebody with a head that huge and scarred selling that wussy kick like death. WTF. But he's like 82 and weighs 400 pounds, it was only a matter of time with all that abuse he took in life.
LooseCannon25 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 So pro wrestlers have been kicking each other in the head for 100 years, but suddenly Randy Orton does it and it's DEADLY, and warrants an Owen-voice moment? I know, it's so silly. Guys get hit in the head with chairs, sledgehammers and shit.......but this guy soccer kicks people in the head and ends careers.
Conspiracy_Victim Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 you know what would get Randy Orton that much more over... an old school male heel manager...it's just too bad all the good ones are too old, too dead, or too employed elsewhere to take the spot. Tennis Racket Cornette or Megaphone Jimmy Hart would rule. But not Cowboy Bob... fuck that noise. They could bring over Indian Eric Bischoff. Lord knows they need someone to do Randall's promo work for him, and IEB already has experience with translating wrestlers into English.
Breakpack Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 So pro wrestlers have been kicking each other in the head for 100 years, but suddenly Randy Orton does it and it's DEADLY, and warrants an Owen-voice moment? Randy Orton realized the secret pinpoint area on the head during on of his drugged out rages. He secretly trains his leg to be the uber in muscular development and it is the most powerful leg in sports entertainment history
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