Ripper Posted August 4, 2007 Report Posted August 4, 2007 It is 70's themed. There will be lots of alcohol. There will be a stripper. I will post pictures. Of people with afro wigs and 70s garb.
Ripper Posted August 5, 2007 Author Report Posted August 5, 2007 The party was cool. The stripper no showed. We had a good time anyway Everyone got drunk as hell. There is a puddle of vomit in my bathroom that I have to go and clean up(my girlfriends). There was some mild orgy might happen like behavior but nothing to write home about. I somehow remained not drunk off my ass. The vomit that I have to clean up has sobered me up. Quickly. This one girl came got drunk and is a angry drunk ,got in a fight with her boyfriend and decided that walking 10 miles to home would be a good idea. I followed him as he went and dropped her car off (after about 10 minutes of driving slowly besides her on the street tellin her to get in the car) and brought him back to get his car. That was probably the low light of the night. The highlight was two of the most exposed boobs in a top ever and my girlfriend taking every opportunity to feel them up. Overall, birthday 28 was fun, not as fun as 27 (it ended with a night at the strip club and skinney dipping), I expect 29 to be all right, but goddammit, I am making national news top story with number 30.
Ripper Posted August 5, 2007 Author Report Posted August 5, 2007 I would like to add that the only reason I am on here now is because I am looking for ANYTHING to do that doesn't include cleaning up that vomit Goddammit, if this isn't love I don't know what is.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted August 5, 2007 Report Posted August 5, 2007 Wha- Ripper's 28? I hope that vomit is from the party and not morning sickness. Then again, you'd probably want that to happen.
Failed Bridge Posted August 5, 2007 Report Posted August 5, 2007 I am making national news top story with number 30. That won't be difficult if you hold the party somewhere in Colorado.
Ripper Posted August 5, 2007 Author Report Posted August 5, 2007 Wha- Ripper's 28? I hope that vomit is from the party and not morning sickness. Then again, you'd probably want that to happen. The fuck ever. My cats are good enough. They are little assholes with attitudes, but their food cost me 24.99 a month. Thats like 2 days for a real kids. Fuck that.
Guest Vitamin X Posted August 5, 2007 Report Posted August 5, 2007 Ahahaha! Get it? kkk made a welfare joke because Ripper's black! I didn't see that one coming!
Lord of The Curry Posted August 6, 2007 Report Posted August 6, 2007 Almost 30? Christ almighty. Happy belated, btw.
Ripper Posted August 7, 2007 Author Report Posted August 7, 2007 Hey goddammit. You guys have been posting here just as long as me. There is no way you aren't close to my age. Especially you Rant. I posted pictures in the LSD folder BTW.
MrRant Posted August 7, 2007 Report Posted August 7, 2007 Close. I'll be 26 in September. KKK's older than me too.
Ripper Posted August 8, 2007 Author Report Posted August 8, 2007 oh you suck. Young guy. Well...at least I am younger than old ass kkk
kkktookmybabyaway Posted August 8, 2007 Report Posted August 8, 2007 Ahahaha! Get it? kkk made a welfare joke because Ripper's black! I didn't see that one coming! Actually, it was a baby daddy joke becaue Ripper likes women with kids. So I guess you really didn't see that one coming. Don't worry, I'll make a welfare joke next time. Just for you. Ripper, what kind of food are you feeding them? $25/month seems a bit high for two cats on regular retail brands (Friskies/etc.), so I'm guessing you're giving them somewhat decent kibble. And you also better be taking them to the vet for their shots and ball-choppings.
Guest Vitamin X Posted August 8, 2007 Report Posted August 8, 2007 Ahahaha! Get it? kkk made a welfare joke because Ripper's black! I didn't see that one coming! Actually, it was a baby daddy joke becaue Ripper likes women with kids. So I guess you really didn't see that one coming. Don't worry, I'll make a welfare joke next time. Just for you. No, that's okay, really. But thanks for the offer!
Ripper Posted August 8, 2007 Author Report Posted August 8, 2007 Ahahaha! Get it? kkk made a welfare joke because Ripper's black! I didn't see that one coming! Actually, it was a baby daddy joke becaue Ripper likes women with kids. So I guess you really didn't see that one coming. Don't worry, I'll make a welfare joke next time. Just for you. Ripper, what kind of food are you feeding them? $25/month seems a bit high for two cats on regular retail brands (Friskies/etc.), so I'm guessing you're giving them somewhat decent kibble. And you also better be taking them to the vet for their shots and ball-choppings. No, my boys still have their balls, but they do get taken for their shots. I get one bag of Maxcat gourmet classics for indoor cats, and that last just over a month. Then I get them some cans of wet food for a treat every once and a while. That comes close to about 25 a month I guess.
MrRant Posted August 8, 2007 Report Posted August 8, 2007 Good Christ. I have two cats and a bag of 16-20lb bag of Iams lasts about 2 months and is around the $20 range at Costco.
Ripper Posted August 8, 2007 Author Report Posted August 8, 2007 Okay...maybe I am exaggerating. It seems like I am buying a bag a month. I don't know. I feed them both a cup of day so two cups is 16oz X 30 is 480 oz a month...or something.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted August 8, 2007 Report Posted August 8, 2007 If you're planning an orgy with a bunch of girls you know, it's not going to work. You just have to let it happen.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted August 8, 2007 Report Posted August 8, 2007 No, my boys still have their balls... We'll see once they start spraying all over the place. Regulate their feedings or else they're going to get real fat real quick.
Ripper Posted August 8, 2007 Author Report Posted August 8, 2007 No, my boys still have their balls... We'll see once they start spraying all over the place. Regulate their feedings or else they're going to get real fat real quick. They are two and a half now. Haven't sprayed yet. is it going to start at some point past that? And their feedings are regulated. The one that eats the most is skinney, the one that never eats is big. I can't explain it. I tried the taking up bowls thing, but the bigger one only likes to eat like two bites and leaves while the little one would just eat his whole bowl and start moving towards the other. And he is still tiny (he was the runt of the litter though). The vet said they should eat half a cup each twice a day so that is what we have been doing.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted August 8, 2007 Report Posted August 8, 2007 Two-and-a-half years? Not yet? I wouldn't worry about it then. Until you start smelling pee all over the place. We have to put one in a room by himself because he gets a special diet while the other two eat in another room. We still have to keep watch because the two want what the other one has and vice versa.
Ripper Posted August 9, 2007 Author Report Posted August 9, 2007 I would do that but the big one is so fucking stubborn. We once changed food bowls, and he didn't like that so he didn't eat for almost two days. He would walk over, look at the bowl and walk off. We finally changed it back and he started eating again. He was just as stubborn when we tried to feed him at a certain time. So we just got them both a formula for overweight and lethargic cats. They are full of energy but nothing about either of their weights are changing.
Guest Soriano's Torn Quad Posted August 9, 2007 Report Posted August 9, 2007 Ahahaha! Get it? kkk made a welfare joke because Ripper's black! I didn't see that one coming! We're like a week and a half behind schedule, you know.
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