Let's get to know Bored.

[Guest Soriano's Torn Quad]

Al Keiper is widely hailed as the king of the Sports Folder (proper noun? yes? no?). Briefly, alfdogg was its prince (more like court jester, haha, alfdogg), handling basketball operations until much like the jeweler whose not-quite-gold crown was exposed by Archimedes, his undoing was related to density.

 

And then there's Maude. And after that, there's Bored. Let's talk to, and about, Bored, on this board. Here's what I know about Bored.

 

- He takes the initiative to start weekly TWIB threads, and draft humorous subtitles relevant to baseball happenings and board jokes.

- He runs a pick 'em tournament for football, in which I do not participate, personally, but nothing against those who do.

- He's a big Oakland A's fan, and also displayed an affinity for the Golden State Warriors when they were good for like one month out of 15 years.

- ...?

 

I don't often see Bored in food, music, NHB, or any other corners of the TSM universe. Maybe I do and don't notice, because he's not a big part of them like he is in sports. So I'd like to know, what is your favorite food, favorite music, and favorite unbarred hold? Are you a skilled badminton player? For whom did you vote? Do you appreciate a good root beer float? Ever hang out at raves?

 

I want to solve the enigma that is Bored. Maybe I just hadn't been trying hard enough BefORE(D).

 

 

[Bruiser Chong 0]

Given the right selections, this has the potential to become a recurring kind of thread.

 

"Next week, let's get to know Drury. Thanks."

[Murmuring Beast 0]

I'm bored

 

I'm the chairman of the board,

I'm a lengthy monologue

I'm livin' like a dog

 

I'm bored

 

I bore myself to sleep at night

I bore myself in broad daylight coz

 

I'm bored

Just another slimy bore

 

I'm free to bore my well-bought friends

And spend my cash until the end coz

 

I'm bored

I'm bored

 

I'm the chairman of the board

 

I'm sick

I'm sick of all my kicks

I'm sick of all the stiffs

I'm sick of all the dips

 

I'm bored

 

I bore myself to sleep at night

I bore myself in broad daylight coz

 

I'm bored

I'm bored

 

Just another dirty bore

 

All right doll-face

Come on and bore me

 

I'm sick

I'm sick of all my kicks

I'm sick of all the stiffs

I'm sick of all the dips

 

I'm sick

 

I'm sick when I go to sleep at night

I'm still sick in the broad daylight coz

 

I'm bored

I'm bored

 

I'm the chairman of the. . .

 

BORED!

[Bored 0]

- He's a big Oakland A's fan, and also displayed an affinity for the Golden State Warriors when they were good for like one month out of 15 years.

I'm also a 49ers and when it comes to pro sports I'd rank my passion for my favorite teams in the order of A's, 49ers, and Warriors.

I don't often see Bored in food, music, NHB, or any other corners of the TSM universe. Maybe I do and don't notice, because he's not a big part of them like he is in sports.

I've probably made about 10 posts outside of the Sports folder in the past year so there hasn't been much to notice outside of Sports. Like many long time posters I came to the board because of wrestling but eventually drifted out of that folder. Sports is my niche and the section of the board that I think I make a solid contribution to so I just stick with it.

So I'd like to know, what is your favorite food

Pizza. I'm not any sort of a foodie.

favorite music

Hard rock, metal. I'm honestly scared to go into the music folder as I don't have the greatest taste in music.

favorite unbarred hold?

Can't say that I have one.

Are you a skilled badminton player?

Nope. I do enjoy playing basketball although my best sport was probably volleyball but I never particularly enjoyed it.

For whom did you vote?

I'm assuming your asking about the 2004 Presidential Election and I chose not to vote. I was once very idealistic and passionate about politics but that ended in recent years.

Do you appreciate a good root beer float?

Never been a root beer fan.

Ever hang out at raves?

Nope.

I want to solve the enigma that is Bored.

I prefer being an enigma. And really I'm quite Boring.

[Guest Soriano's Torn Quad]

I feel like there's been a lot of growth here.

[Slayer 0]

favorite music

Hard rock, metal. I'm honestly scared to go into the music folder as I don't have the greatest taste in music.

"Unity" is not a word describing the TSM Metal community, so you wouldn't have to worry about being ganged on there

[Guest Vitamin X]

Also, taste is subjective. The trouble is that the majority of good posters there are so like-minded with their music, that their only disagreements usually come from about which songs or albums they prefer.

 

But, you always see "special" guys like Mik keep on trying there, what with their Fall Out Boy threads and whatnot. They're reaching for the stars!

[bob_barron 0]

This was a successful thread

[Dandy 0]

Oooh, oooohh!!!! Do Mecca and Enigma next!

[Copper Feel 0]

IMarkOut4ElDandy would be an interesting subject for a thread such as this one. Whenever I talk to him on the chatroom he seems fairly entertaning, but he very rarely seems to post in the non wrestling sections.

[Dandy 0]

I just never post.

[Guest Soriano's Torn Quad]

I know all I care to know about Mecca.

[Dandy 0]

Lies.

[Slayer 0]

He looks like some lovechild of Travis Tritt and Kevin Smith, and lives in the same city as Jerk

 

Yeah, that is all we really need to know

[Dandy 0]

But what does he think about Edge? John Morrison? Chris Benoit's double murder/suicide? Oh.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

I think we should get to know that Pujol character. what a character.

[Slayer 0]

I want to see Pujol and Cybermark battle for title of "TSM Resident Teenager"

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

favorite music

Hard rock, metal. I'm honestly scared to go into the music folder as I don't have the greatest taste in music.

"Unity" is not a word describing the TSM Metal community, so you wouldn't have to worry about being ganged on there

 

Unless he's a Manowar closet case like you.

 

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

I think we should get to know that Pujol character. what a character.

 

You were 7 years old when I started coming here (well, sort of here, but that's another story). Holy shit.

[Slayer 0]

favorite music

Hard rock, metal. I'm honestly scared to go into the music folder as I don't have the greatest taste in music.

"Unity" is not a word describing the TSM Metal community, so you wouldn't have to worry about being ganged on there

Unless he's a Manowar closet case like you.

You guys have been quite lax in your gangery then

 

Also, how can I be in the closet when I've openly admitted liking them

 

Also also, HEAVY METAL OR NO METAL AT ALL

[Guest Soriano's Torn Quad]

I think we should get to know that Pujol character. what a character.

 

You were 7 years old when I started coming here (well, sort of here, but that's another story). Holy shit.

Which iteration of the board would that have been?

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

I think we should get to know that Pujol character. what a character.

 

You were 7 years old when I started coming here (well, sort of here, but that's another story). Holy shit.

Which iteration of the board would that have been?

 

That would have been the original Rantsylvania days with Scott Keith (c. 1999). I honestly have no recollection of what the site looked like in those days or what the status of the message board was (Delphi maybe?).

[Guest poop]

- He takes the initiative to start weekly TWIB threads, and draft humorous subtitles relevant to baseball happenings and board jokes.

- He runs a pick 'em tournament for football, in which I do not participate, personally, but nothing against those who do.

- He's a big Oakland A's fan, and also displayed an affinity for the Golden State Warriors when they were good for like one month out of 15 years.

- ...?

- Not humrous.

- Grumpy, know-it-all, unsocial curmudgeon much like the rest of the sports folder, and why it's so dull.

[At Home 0]

- He takes the initiative to start weekly TWIB threads, and draft humorous subtitles relevant to baseball happenings and board jokes.

- He runs a pick 'em tournament for football, in which I do not participate, personally, but nothing against those who do.

- He's a big Oakland A's fan, and also displayed an affinity for the Golden State Warriors when they were good for like one month out of 15 years.

- ...?

- Not humrous.

- Grumpy, know-it-all, unsocial curmudgeon much like the rest of the sports folder, and why it's so dull.

I think poop is the best new poster we've had here in a while

[Rendclaw 0]

favorite music

Hard rock, metal. I'm honestly scared to go into the music folder as I don't have the greatest taste in music.

"Unity" is not a word describing the TSM Metal community, so you wouldn't have to worry about being ganged on there

 

Unless he's a Manowar closet case like you.

 

 

 

Manowar is funny. Nuff said.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Real men play on ten.

[Slayer 0]

If you're not into metal, you are not my friend

[Mik 0]

Also, taste is subjective. The trouble is that the majority of good posters there are so like-minded with their music, that their only disagreements usually come from about which songs or albums they prefer.

 

But, you always see "special" guys like Mik keep on trying there, what with their Fall Out Boy threads and whatnot. They're reaching for the stars!

 

No - I submit. I just dump all my "pussy music" comments into CTDWAT.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Also, taste is subjective. The trouble is that the majority of good posters there are so like-minded with their music, that their only disagreements usually come from about which songs or albums they prefer.

 

But, you always see "special" guys like Mik keep on trying there, what with their Fall Out Boy threads and whatnot. They're reaching for the stars!

 

No - I submit. I just dump all my "pussy music" comments into CTDWAT.

 

Not bad. I wish there was more diversity in the folder sometimes, honestly, or at least a kinder, gentler attitude towards those who like top40 and mainstream stuff.

 

I mean, what the fuck, it's just a form of entertainment. I don't shit on anyone here for liking Michael Bay movies.

 

Also,

 

- Not humrous.

 

lol

[treble 0]

Bored's Tom Glavine post might be the best one ever in the Sports folder.