Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2007 Douche: Jessica? Me: Hello? D: Is Jessica there? M: No. D: Who is this? M: My name is Adam. D: Where's Jessica, you bastard... And then I hung up. In retrospect, I could have said so much more. Something tells me Jessica gave this kid the wrong number. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2007 It was John Mayer. He thought you were Adam Levine. And he was looking for Jessica SimpAlbaBiel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2007 I got a wrong number call today too! Sounded like some old Ukrainian women. Me: Hello Her: Hi Me: Hey there Her: Who are you? Me: Darren Her: Oh.. I must have the wrong number Me: Okay, bye A second later she calls back Me: You got the wrong number again Her: Oh, what number am I calling? Me: 416-454-2758 Her: Oh, I was trying to dial 454-6582(Or something totally different from mine) Me: Alright Her: I'm sorry Me: No probs, bye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2007 *calls twiztedmind* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2007 You people give out your names way to easy over the phone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2007 Douche: Jessica? Me: Hello? D: Is Jessica there? M: No. D: Who is this? M: My name is Adam. D: Where's Jessica, you bastard... And then I hung up. In retrospect, I could have said so much more. Something tells me Jessica gave this kid the wrong number. You should have said "She's tied up in my basement. The gimp is having his way with her right now." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2007 when my parents first got their current phone number, whenever i called, i ended up calling this old lady on accident. i kept switching around two of the numbers. i think the old lady blocked my number after a while. oh, and i remember my parent's number now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2007 I get called by people who have the wrong number at least once every three days. It's ridiculous. And they're usually for some pizza place. On my cell phone, I used to get a lot of automated voice messages from a debt collector for some guy named Robert Billcliff. I hope somebody didn't break that guy's thumbs or something for not paying them back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2007 Twizted mind you're in the 416? Whereabouts in Toronto do you live? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2007 My parents used to always get calls for some guy named Elmo. But I think he's dead now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2007 Twizted mind you're in the 416? Whereabouts in Toronto do you live? East York... Dangerously close to Scarborough! (Or so I hear.. The dangerous part. ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2007 Where in East York? I grew up in Scarborough, then moved to the Markham area, around Steeles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2007 In between Victoria Park and St. Clair and St. Clair and O'Connor I just moved to Toronto in september. I grew up in the small city of Thunder Bay. There, now everyone knows my name, number, and location. Anyone wanna try to kill me? Bring it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2007 *has pizza sent to your house* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2007 Isn't that near the Eglinton Square Mall? The best samosa place in the city is right up your alley as well. You should go there and then talk about it in the CTDWAT in the Food Folder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2007 I've posted my full name, address and phone number on here before. I got love notes (seriously). But anyway, it's well known that old people can't use a phone properly. Back when I worked for a sporting goods store called Big 5, old people would always call looking for one of the other ten or so businesses in the area which have the word "big" in their name. I prank called them myself once and asked if they sold Zoltar machines. Little too obscure, they didn't get it. They really make those machines though. I swear to Christ I'd kill for one, but they're like $10,000. Someday... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2007 Weird voice mail I got at like 5am one morning after a night at the bar with some buds. "J-Man? It's Jason. Ashley wants to hook up with you. Call me back man." Three problems: 1. Ashley had a boyfriend at the time. 2. I don't know how Jason got my number because he never gave me his. 3. Jason was so drunk he didn't remember calling me. Oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted December 9, 2007 A guy I used to work with used to get calls all the time from some company on his cell phone for the person who owned the number before him. It usually went something like this "Is Jeanette there?" "No you have the wrong number" "Oh no we have the right number. Whoever this is are you interested in (whatever the fuck it was they were selling)" "NO GOD DAMNIT STOP CALLING ME I HATE YOUR FUCKING COMPANY" Click And they'd call every month or so. Pissed him off royally but it was worth it for the entertainment value it provided me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfaJack 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2007 Got this call a few months back at my house at 5:15 in the morning. I'm just glad my wife was in the shower and couldn't answer... Me: “Hello? ... Me: “Hello? If you say nothing in two more seconds, I’m hanging up.” Female voice I do not recognize: “Hi, Jack?” Me: “Uh, yeah? Who’s this?” Female voice I do not recognize: “It’s me.” … Me: “Who?” Female voice I do not recognize: “You don’t know who this is?” Me: “No, ‘fraid not.” Female voice I do not recognize: “You don’t recognize my voice?” Me: “No, I have no idea who you are.” … Female voice I do not recognize: “You really don’t know who this is?” Me: “No, I really don’t.” Female voice I do not recognize: “Oh. Well, fuck you then.” *Click* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2007 I get calls from this lady all the time to some girl that house sits for her or something. She leaves messages that are like 5 minutes long, detailing where the key for the house is hidden, that there is food in the fridge, the dogs name and what time it needs to be walked, what time to pick the dog up from the dog day care to bring it home, the alarm code...everything. You would think she would notice the girl NEVER gets her messages, but about once a month, she is at the airport about to leave and letting the girl know all this info over the phone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted December 12, 2007 I get calls from this lady all the time to some girl that house sits for her or something. She leaves messages that are like 5 minutes long, detailing where the key for the house is hidden, that there is food in the fridge, the dogs name and what time it needs to be walked, what time to pick the dog up from the dog day care to bring it home, the alarm code...everything. You would think she would notice the girl NEVER gets her messages, but about once a month, she is at the airport about to leave and letting the girl know all this info over the phone. I used to get voicemails from some place called 'Rehab without Walls' for some chick that was obviously a patient. It was the same type of deal where the person is obviously having other contact with this person she's trying to reach, but never realizes that they aren't getting the messages. I was never home when this lady would call, so I finally got rid of her by changing my voicemail message to say something along the lines of "You've reached Smues. I'm not here, leave a message and your # and I'll get back to you unless you're that chick calling from rehab without walls..." and then ranted about her having the wrong number and how I didn't need rehab as I'd been stone cold sober for 3 or 4 days. I'm sure it was terribly unfunny, but it made me laugh! And it got rid of the Rehab Without Walls messages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuck415 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2007 I get calls from this lady all the time to some girl that house sits for her or something. She leaves messages that are like 5 minutes long, detailing where the key for the house is hidden, that there is food in the fridge, the dogs name and what time it needs to be walked, what time to pick the dog up from the dog day care to bring it home, the alarm code...everything. You would think she would notice the girl NEVER gets her messages, but about once a month, she is at the airport about to leave and letting the girl know all this info over the phone. That's awesome, so did you ever go over there,let yourself in, subdue the dog, and have your way with the young babysitter? I mean, you totally shouldn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2007 A: Thats disgusting...I would never do that. B: I don't know the address. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2007 On the subject I got like 5 calls yesterday from some unknown number looking for a girl named Ashley. I had my phone on silence and didn't notice, but the other girl left like voice mails like.... "Is this Ashley's phone? You sound weird if it is." "Ashley pick up." You would think a baritone man's voice going, "Hi you've called Drew. Leave a name and a number." every time you called that it's not Ashley. Although the messages did have some noise in the background, that could excuse maybe one message, but _five_? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2007 I have to have a compliance message on my cell phone voicemail because of the industry I am in. The NASD (now FINRA after merging with the NYSE) and SEC regulate very strictly those who deal in securities and investments. The message used to be much longer, but it is still substantial. It gives my name and my company's name, asks you to leave a detailed message and I will get back to you, and then says, "Do not leave securities trade requests on my voicemail as trades may not be honored in this manner." Despite all of this, I have still had people leave messages for a girl that I have never heard of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2007 people just keep getting stupider and stupider. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuck415 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2007 Yep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
