CanadianChris Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 I'm actually more surprised Al's only 26 than I am that Czech's only 21. Happy birthday, boys.
Kinetic Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 No, I'm not, and I feel like somehow I'm missing out by not getting drunk and acting a fool. I preemptively decided not to drink because I was too concerned with addictive personality and alcoholism in the family tree, and besides, like you said, it's just not me. The only drinking I can see myself doing is if I become a wine snob or something. Fitting, in a way. You would rather be an insufferable wine expert alcoholic than a dangerously unpredictable regular alcoholic? I don't really get you.
Guest My Pal, the Tortoise Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 In sports, I got a Michael-Vick-goes-to-prison and a Kyle-Orton-starts-for-the-Bears for my birthday!
snuffbox Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 I wonder what Kyle Orton did for his 21st birthday.
Spaceman Spiff Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 I'm sure he wonders, too. Whatever it was, I'm sure he sweated profusely whilst doing it.
Guest My Pal, the Tortoise Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 Fiery passionate sweaty neckbearded binge drinking.
Twisted Intestine Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 Happy birthday big boy! You big... sexy... sweet.. boy.
Carnival Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 Happy Birthday 18th to Czech. Buy a pack of smokes dood. Newports....remember, Newports. edit: ok it's 21, now that i looked. I figured 18 was a good guess. Buy some hookers and alchohol...hookers...remember..HOOKERS. and, that goes for all 4 of you, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Dandy Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 Happ birthday to Al, Czech, King, UT Broward, Si82, and SnukaIsSexy, whoever you are.
Big Ol' Smitty Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 My birthday present to you is allowing you to have my hero Russ Feingold as your Senator.
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted December 11, 2007 Report Posted December 11, 2007 What's it like having a birthday so close to Christmas? Do you get fucked on presents? Speaking as someone who's birthday is four days after Christmas, the answer is "yes." As a child, I never had a birthday party. Furthermore, no sympathy from my mother, as she and I share the same birthday and she claimed she never had a party, either. Mine is New Years Day. I always got something for my birthday, but never anything extravagant.
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted December 11, 2007 Report Posted December 11, 2007 Czech, did you skip a grade? I thought we were both college freshman during our AIM chats in '04.
Guest My Pal, the Tortoise Posted December 11, 2007 Report Posted December 11, 2007 I only skipped kindergarten.
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