A late night MSN conversation

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

I'll second that we need WildPegasus back. Srsly

You say that now, but that guy just got to be such a pain in the ass by the end, once he started believing his own hype.

[Gary Floyd 0]

I'll second that we need WildPegasus back. Srsly

You say that now, but that guy just got to be such a pain in the ass by the end, once he started believing his own hype.

Agreed. He pretty started out as a harmless, albeit dorky poster IIRC. When he started telling us autobiographical tales about things like fucking a weightbench and his dad's phantom cock, he became too much. The last straw for me was him telling us about getting a lap dance from a cousin. He pretty much shot his load there.

 

Though I never liked the guy, Hotbutter Spoontoaster shouldn't have been banned.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Can't see it today, either.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

[Retard Girl 0]

^ lawls ^

 

teh klevr

[At Home 0]

......HAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAAA!!

 

sorry. well okay, i'm not sorry. gracious. if you're getting all life-changing emo over some "internet relationship" then you obviously need another source of drama in your life. or, maybe you need a life to begin with. or something.

 

Who are you? Fuck you. I'm going to hate you.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

She's the best new poster since May 2007.

[At Home 0]

So you're a chubby chaser too, eh?

[Copper Feel 0]

Yes Pbone, because the only way you can respect a fat person on any basis is if you're a chubby chaser.

[Nighthawk 0]

Yeah, but she's a girl. There are plenty of fat guys I admire: Orson Welles, Curly Howard, Paul Prudhomme, John Belushi, John Candy, Tor Johnson, Refrigerator Perry... the list goes on.

 

Fat girls? Mary Jo Pehl, and... I dunno, Kathy Bates? She was the one in Misery, right? Totally underrated movie. Anyway, it's not as many as fat guys.

 

Also, I don't think the term chubby chaser is too accurate, because there's not a lot of chasing. Fat girls are easy. No offense to TaigaStar on that one, I'm only speaking in general here.

[Retard Girl 0]

it's all good. it's interesting to see what people will say about me. pbone can bring the hate all he wants, it builds character. i guess. what it doesn't do is make me run crying from my computer and find a razor and eat three dozen powdered doughnuts and wallow around in a puddle of blood and powdered sugar.

 

OH! I KNOW! start a thread about it. hating on poor ol' me thread. that'll prove that we all have lives, right?

[Black Lushus 0]

well, I mean, you'd probably eat the three dozen powder doughnuts regardless, right?

[Retard Girl 0]

not really.

[Copper Feel 0]

TaigaStar, why are you mentioning the fact that you're overweight so often? A pre emptive strike against the otherwise inevitable flood of lonely male posters that would come pouring in?

[Retard Girl 0]

i have this honesty issue, i can't stop telling the truth.

[Nighthawk 0]

Sometimes it's good to lie. Like if you answer the phone while you're taking a shit and they ask what you're doing.

 

Sometimes I lie for absolutely no reason, like telling people I just met that my name is Cornelius. Then I'll just ramble off on some tangent about my family history of the name Cornelius.

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

I feel like TaigaStar came into my house and put her feet on my couch.

[Dandy 0]

Fuck yo couch, wigga.

[luke-o 0]

I think pbone just hates women.

[Slayer 0]

find a razor and eat three dozen powdered doughnuts

Do you use the razor to chop lines of powdered sugar?

[Twisted Intestine 0]

OH! I KNOW! start a thread about it. hating on poor ol' me thread. that'll prove that we all have lives, right?

 

If I started one I don't think it'd prove that I don't have a life. You haven't even been here half a month and already have 1/9 my post count. The post count that I've been working on for over 3 years.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

I also challenge you to post a picture of yourself in the LSD folder. Prove that the fat isn't a gimmick. Holding a sign that says something kinky about Luke-O, if at all possible.

 

Or else I will have to start a thread. You don't want me doing that. Last thread I started calling someone out, they ended up banned within the same week. (It's true, look it up.)

[Retard Girl 0]

i wanted to avoid posting my pic in a thread full of beautiful people, but i love a challenge.

[At Home 0]

it's all good. it's interesting to see what people will say about me. pbone can bring the hate all he wants, it builds character. i guess. what it doesn't do is make me run crying from my computer and find a razor and eat three dozen powdered doughnuts and wallow around in a puddle of blood and powdered sugar.

 

OH! I KNOW! start a thread about it. hating on poor ol' me thread. that'll prove that we all have lives, right?

 

oh my god you are so right i wish i could be a strong and courageous womyn just like you

[Retard Girl 0]

your sarcasm has been noted.

[At Home 0]

your sarcasm has been noted.

 

sarcasm? your intrepid disregard of our, as i am now realizing, immature verbal attacks and taunts is something that i admire.

[Retard Girl 0]

with the fucking drama in my life, trust me, a few assholes on a message board aren't going to rattle me.

[At Home 0]

i support you wholeheartedly.

[Retard Girl 0]

thanks... i think.