Guest socksquatch Report post Posted December 20, 2007 Do you have any fart stories? http://www.mojoflix.com/Video/All-kinds-of-farts.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2007 Oh, hey, a 9 year old is on the forums. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2007 Oh, hey, a 9 year old is on the forums. Hey man, farts are funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2007 Only if properly timed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2007 Well, yeah, but I don't think the humour of a rippler can quite be expressed over a forum. Let me get my webcam guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2007 Amusing fart story; one Christmas Eve, I was ripping some nasty farts during my mother's extended family's Christmas party. It got so bad when everybody was opening presents that my dad forced me to leave the house and locked the door on me. Oh and it was freezing rain outside. I blame it all on the fact that I ate Spaghetti-Os that afternoon and I've never eaten them again. Yeah...I don't think that story really translates well over a forum. Oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest socksquatch Report post Posted December 21, 2007 Well, yeah, but I don't think the humour of a rippler can quite be expressed over a forum. Let me get my webcam guys. Do it lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2007 Socksquatch, you have to earn a post count first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2007 Irony Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest My Pal, the Tortoise Report post Posted December 22, 2007 "Where's your father?" "He's upstairs masturbating to gay porn." "Again?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2007 Socksquatch, you have to earn a post count first. yeah, go around the active threads and be obnoxious and post some useless crap so they have a reason to laugh at you. why does this sound familliar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2007 yeah, go around the active threads and be obnoxious and post some useless crap so they have a reason to laugh at you. TaigaStar, your oblivious nature never ceases to amaze. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2007 I always seem to fart a lot after heavy drinking the night before, never figured that out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2007 yeah, go around the active threads and be obnoxious and post some useless crap so they have a reason to laugh at you. TaigaStar, your oblivious nature never ceases to amaze. it's a gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest socksquatch Report post Posted December 26, 2007 I always seem to fart a lot after heavy drinking the night before, never figured that out. Ask your doctor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2007 Socksquatch, did you join forums.thesmartmarks.com entirely for the purpose of creating this thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2007 At my great grandma's funeral, my mom was helping my grandma up out of the wheelchair to look at the body, and she (my grandma) let out a really loud fart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2007 Sounds like a screening of "Too many Grandmas" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2007 Well, I'm down to 0 grandmas now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2007 Well, I'm down to 0 grandmas now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2007 See, if you're going to start a thread about fart stories you have to tell one first. It's like a rule or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2007 Where is Ripper? His forums.thesmartmarks.com handle indicates he has a proficiency with flatulence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2007 Well, I'm down to 0 grandmas now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2007 it's okay, i have no grandmothers left either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2007 I have both still left! So ha! Losers with dead grandmas! Which brings me to another fart story- one time during an extended family trip to the beach, someone was ripping some really bad ones in the car on the way to the beach. My uncle decides that it smells too bad to be done by a human so he blames it on our dog. Turns out it was my grandmother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2007 I have 5 grandmas left. Only 4 grandpas though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2007 I have good news on the fart front. For those of you with access to Round Table Pizza, I ordered from them, and had their Primo Sumpremo, which has three kinds of pepperoni on it, and a twisted crust with pepperoni jammed in there somehow as well. It gave me terrible gas, but the farts actually smell like pepperoni. Score! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fartsauce 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2007 I'm suffering from beer and cajun wing farts right now. Everytime i fart, my asshole burns. And I don't even feel a shit coming on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2007 When I was at boarding school the dude I shared a room with had the rather unique ability to suck in wind and let rip multiple times. I mean for periods of like ten minutes. He would also convey the visual effect of a mangina by pulling back his boxers, and show me every night. That guy was odd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2007 Le Pétomane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
