King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2008 (edited) (send all marked matches, promos etc to King Cucaracha) The 2008 Clusterfuck provided not one but TWO major shocks that have changed the face of the SWF completely! The fallout from the 'Fuck doubles up as the build to From The Fire, and there'll be no Valentine's love spread amongst the dateless wonders that are the SWF superstars... not with the possibility of a second new World's Champion in as many shows! Will it be a case of a Date With Destiny or a Date With Disaster in Grand Rapids? SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE Michael Alexander© vs. MANSON Michael Alexander pulled off... well, not a shock upset perhaps because the signs were definitely there, but certainly a surprising win when he dethroned Toxxic, the most dominant World Champion in the last four years. As a result the Mad Scientist of the Mat has claimed the biggest prize in the business, and what's more has become only the third wrestler to do so to have joined the fed since the SJL closed its doors for the last time back in 2004 (the second if we ignore Wes Davenport, and it's company line that we do so, even if he is clearly awesome). The first challenge for our new World Champion? Not the winner of the Clusterfuck, because El Hombre Sin Nombre gets his shot at From The Fire. No, Alexander's first obstacle to overcome is his erstwhile tag team partner, MANSON! Slaughterhouse/5 have yet to capture the tag team titles, but MANSON was on a serious roll in the latter part of last year and is undefeated since Genesis. Form of that sort demands recognition, so Commissioner Maddix booked this match. These men know each other for sure, but as partners, not opponents. It's the former New Blood champion against old blood, one of the longest-serving and cagiest veterans around. Can MANSON turn his seven year on-again, off-again stint with the company into the big singles gold? Or will Alexander cement his place at the top? Will they still be able to tag afterwards? Either way, it should be awesome! Word Limit: 6500 Rules: Standard singles Send To: Toxxic "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Alan Clark The usually reliable Tom Flesher has drifted away from the fed since his failed World Title shot last year, and his failure to even manage a match with Nathaniel Kibagami before Christmas wasn't rescued by a tenacious but ultimately unsuccessful showing in the 'Fuck. Tonight he goes one-on-one with one of the more bizarre men we've had on board, as Clark can never seem to decide whether he's a fun-loving Disney employee, a country musician, a hardcore maniac or, more recently, a fun-loving-in-hardcore-matches Disney employee. Possibly listening to country music. We have two former World Champions here, people. Flesher needs a win to retain his place near the main event, Clark is back from a layoff of several months and is probably itching to prove himself again. Let battle commence. Word Limit: 4500 Rules: Standard singles Send To: King Cucaracha Special Showcase Match El Hombre Sin Nombre vs. Olaf Andersen El Hombre Sin Nombre won the Clusterfuck. Not only did he win it, but he won it in his first ever appearance for the company! Now he has to show that he's more than a fluke win from a Va'aiga lariat, and he needs to go through Olaf Andersen to do it! The Four Norsemen seemed to take exception to the luchadore after his big win, so can he get revenge? Word Limit: 3000 Rules: Standard singles Send To: King Cucaracha Scott Pretzler vs. Dance Dance Dragon Dance Dance Dragon came so close, SO close to defeating Wildchild for the Cruiserweight Title at the Clusterfuck, but he fell short when Wildchild had his scouting scouted (if you get what I mean). Now he needs to take on Scott Pretzler, who came back with a bang but has since slightly faded into the background. Will Triple D dance to victory over the Critic, or will Pretzler score a big win which would be sure to launch him back up the card and towards stardom? Word Limit: 5000 Rules: Standard singles Send To: Toxxic Hardcore Rulez Match Insane Luchador vs. Taiga Star Do you need an description? Insane Luchador IS hardcore, he's so hardcore he's not Mexican, was never masked and doesn't use an 'e' on the end of his name. Plus he bleeds and comes back for more, and can make an offensive weapon out of items that would make even the A-Team draw a blank. Taiga Star is a short, dumpy girl who likes to hit people with foreign objects and is out to show that this is a woman's business as much as it is a man's business! Go fight, people. Word Limit: 4000 Rules: Hardcore Rules! Send To: King Cucaracha Annie Eclectic vs. Johnny Dangerous Yes, you read that right, Annie Eclectic is back. YES, ANNIE IS BACK. Back from the wilderness, back from Japan, back from wherever it is she's been, the self-professed Hardcore Queen is still here, still gay (no-one's seen Chris Wilson recently, right?) and still out to kick ass. Johnny Dangerous is in freefall down the card and needs to start putting in performances before he ends up carrying the Four Norsemen's bags. The Barracuda has a chance to spoil Annie's 4567th comeback, but can he take it? Or will Annie dispatch him and then head onwards and upwards? Word Limit: 4000 Rules: Standard singles Send To: JHawk IN THE HOUSE OF MARVELLOUS The new, 100% shocking, Clusterfuck winning #1 Contender El Hombre Sin Nombre will be in The House Of Marvellous, to announce his choice of stipulation for his World Title Match at From The Fire! The Fabulous Jakey vs. Orden Noash Jakey's another face who's been lacking a little lately. Orden Noash is looking for a win in his first match with the company. Hopefully, one of these two will pull it out and do themselves a favour. Noash might seem to have the advantage, but in the fight of the unusual names it's worth bearing in mind that Jakey is far harder to beat than his diminutive size might suggest. Word Limit: 3000 Rules: Standard singles Send To: Toxxic Edited February 11, 2008 by Toxxic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2008 Hey hey, a match that hasn't happened since March 04. I'm totally game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad Scientist 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2008 MANSON?! Tossing me into the fire before From the Fire, I see... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2008 Facewashes for all! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2008 KILL THE SWEDES!! ... and Norwegians and Finns for not having a Danish Norseman! (Harry Windhamsen perhaps?). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2008 Oh and I hope it's February 14th, not January 14th otherwise President Ramu is going to be working overtime Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2008 KILL THE SWEDES!! ... and Norwegians and Finns for not having a Danish Norseman! (Harry Windhamsen perhaps?). Didn't Thor have a problem with Swedes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2008 january 14 already happened, mister booker. *hands you a calander* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2008 I don't know what you're all talking about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2008 Apparently the full title of the show is "Can't Get a Date right" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2008 *Looks at poster* ...I deny any and all involvement with the running of this place. *dry heaves* Landon, you are aware we're not in the 80s anymore, right? *realises Landon probably doesn't remember the 80s* Damn... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2008 What's so 80's about love? Love is universal, man. You just have to let it in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2008 Since the show's in four days somebody might want to figure out who's marking what match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2008 Picky picky. We didn't do Clusterfuck until the day of the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2008 Markers and descriptions in, biznitches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2008 dumpy XD ilu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2008 You have a move called 'Fat Girl Frog Splash'. Argue with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2008 i said ilu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2008 Annie the wrestler would say: "ahahah hahahah hah Chris Wilson ahahah hahh ahhahahah fuck you." Me? I chuckled. Where the hell is that sucker anyway? Mmm... making a former stablemate a punching bag. Wait... who here WASN'T a former stablemate of mine? -Annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2008 I don't know what 'ilu' means. Guess I'm not down with the kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2008 i luv you <3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2008 Well, that clears that up. I feel decidedly uncool. ...hey, why break a habit of 26 years? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2008 You'll never break my record for being uncool! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2008 well, that sucks. because me... i'm cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2008 *Chews apple* Thas' not cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad Scientist 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2008 *Chews apple* Thas' not cool. You forgot to spit. Didn't you read the T-shirt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2008 *spits on Alexander* I was just waiting for the right moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad Scientist 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2008 *spits on Alexander* I was just waiting for the right moment. Curse my overpowering desire for proper pop-reference resolution! *wipes apple bits off of shirt* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2008 Is there a specific time when this is due? I mean, I have to be done by 7 tonight anyway but it'd be nice to know. Or is the "time due by" thing gone as well? -Annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2008 Gah. That's the last time I let Landon do a poster. Godawful lettering and no information. ALL THINGZ ARE DUE BY 7pm EST apart from those people who have talked to me already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
