Kinetic 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2008 *Will Ferrell is an astronaut named Buck Charleston. Government funding to his highly dubious project is being cut and he has to do various amusing ad-libbed things to save it. Your turn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2008 Will Ferrell and some other overrated actor plays synchronized swimming partners who are caught of using some over the top banned substance. They work to restore their names and honor in a zany comedy brought to you by the same people who did Blades of Glory, Talladega Nights and others. (Though I'm pretty sure someone like Czech has made a joke about this already, I'm only expanding it.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2008 Will Ferrell gets beaten to death for 2 hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2008 Will Ferrell plays Cal Berkeley, a crude but beloved 1970s minor league baseball player. The team is in dire straits financially and may soon fold. He has to do various amusing ad-libbed things to save it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2008 Will Ferrell is a junior girls soccor coach preparing his team for the finals, where they will go up against the much more talented team, coached by Ben Stiller. Hilarity ensues. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2008 Will Ferrell gets beaten to death for 2 hours. Not sure how you're going to get that down to a PG-13, but I like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2008 Will Ferrell stars as a two-bit boxing promoter and manager who has to enter the ring when his star protege gets hurt, and he is subsequently challenged by his evil nemesis, played by Jamie Kennedy. His workout routine consists of drinking Blatz and watching bowling on TV, in between trying to run in place on a comically fast treadmill. Everyone he works out with is Hispanic, and talk with Mexican accents in broken English. Also, he drives a rust brown 1978 Oldsmobile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2008 Did he already do an Evel Knievel-style daredevil movie? That seems like a perfect fit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2008 No but there was just recently a movie with that premise (Hot Rod). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericho2000Mark 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2008 Will Ferrell gets beaten to death for 2 hours. A remake of Passion of the Christ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2008 Well, fuck that. Will Ferrell plays a 1970s Evel Knievel-style daredevil who bites off more than he can chew when he vows to jump the Grand Canyon in a shopping cart. Also starring Andy Richter and Vince Vaughn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2008 Hot Rod was actually written with Ferrell in mind as the lead. He turned it down so Samberg and the Lonely Island guys picked it up and tweaked a few things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Michael Myers Resplendent Report post Posted February 18, 2008 Will Ferrell is an airline pilot during the air traffic controllers' strike. Concerned with the ramifications of this, he undergoes wacky antics to get the controllers back to work. '80s music plays a big role. High Flyer: The Tale of Cal Windmore. Written, produced, and directed by Judd Apatow. Also featuring Paul Rudd, Jonah Hill, and Dave Koechner, with a cameo by Stephen Colbert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2008 Will Ferrell plays the president's bumbling son-in-law, who to prevent further embarrassment to the administration, is given a job as a diplomat in an obscure middle eastern country. Through a series of wacky misfortunes, Ferrell causes an international incident and has to work his way out of it to prevent war. It's The Ugly American: The Bill Whitmore Story, co-starring Christopher Walken as King Abdullah and Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller as his wacky American hip-hop loving sons. Also featuring Fred Willard as The Secretary of State and Dan Aykroyd as The President. I'd rent it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darthtiki 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2008 Will Ferrell teams up with Rob Schnieder for the follow up of "Derp de Derp" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Michael Myers Resplendent Report post Posted February 18, 2008 Will Ferrell is a zookeeper in Denver circa 1978. When the Chinese government threatens to rescind Wang Wang, the giant panda, he has to do funny ad-libbed things to keep the panda in America, with a little help from Steve Carell, Chris Parnell, and Vince Vaughn. Zookeeper: the Saga of "Buffalo" Cliff Jones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2008 Will Ferrell is a zookeeper in Denver circa 1978. When the Chinese government threatens to rescind Wang Wang, the giant panda, he has to do funny ad-libbed things to keep the panda in America, with a little help from Steve Carell, Chris Parnell, and Vince Vaughn. Zookeeper: the Saga of "Buffalo" Cliff Jones. Didn't Anchorman already have a subplot about a baby panda? I think even idiots like me who regularly attend Will Ferrell movies would cry foul Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2008 Darthtiki with the South Park reference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2008 Will Ferrell is a past his prime pornstar circa 1985. When the transition period goes for the more perfect looking women, with implants, and no bush, he ad libs funny things and goes behind the camera to make movies for the average joe, who wants to see what a "real woman" is like. Also featuring Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen, and cameos by Ben Stiller and Luke Wilson as the "evil" porn producers pushing this new age of porn. It shall be called, Bareback: The Story of "Slick" Richard Moore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
... 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2008 Will Ferrell swallows his own face in a bizarre meatpacking-related mishap. He enters a phone destroying competition based out of Minneapolis where he has to defeat the revived 1903 Chicago Cubs, using the assistance of a new electric toupee. Featuring Al Waxman, Dame Sarah Berhardt, and Henry Rollins as the Bolivian government. It's called Alexei Forsberg: He Uses His Dick Like A Fucking Space Station. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2008 I like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2008 Will Ferrell Goes to Camp Will Ferrell Saves Christmas Will Ferrell Goes Someplace Cheap Will Ferrell Needs a Kidney Will Ferrell Goes To the Beach Will Ferrell Doesn't Go to the Beach Dr. Ferrell and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2008 WILL FARRELL IS A DOG. HE GOES "WOOF WOOF." SOMETIMES HE CHASES HIS TAIL AROUND AND PEOPLE GO, "WHAT A SILLY DOG." TITLE OF MOVIE: "SILLY DOG: THE STORY OF A SILLY DOG" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2008 Guys, his characters are all supposed to have the initials R.B. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2008 Will Farrell is a baby who's about to put his hand on a hot stove. Nonononono little baby that will hurt you! Eeek! Oh little baby, what did I tell you? Come here. come here.. It will be okay. It will be okay. There there, little baby. There there. Therethrer.e Title: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2008 Guys, his characters are all supposed to have the initials R.B. Well if they ever make a Saved by the Bell movie, he'd make a good Richard Belding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2008 Will Ferrell is a young lion cub who must avenge his father, Mufassah, who was murdered by his treacherous uncle (via wacky hijinx involving a fucking weasel and a warthog). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2008 Timon is a meerkat, not a weasel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2008 This movie is different. In this one, he's a jive talking weasel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2008 Oh, like in Roger Rabbit, but with a Fox attitude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites