Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 I'd rather be a healthy asshole than a wounded gentleman. Not that it's any of my business of course, but this is the internet and I'm a prick, so why'd she leave? Booze? I thought you seemed more bitter.
Firestarter Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 I'd rather be a healthy asshole than a wounded gentleman. Which is what makes you an asshole and not a gentleman in the first place. Not that it's any of my business of course, but this is the internet and I'm a prick, so why'd she leave? Booze? I thought you seemed more bitter. No, it really isn't any of your business.
The Niggardly King Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 I'll never hit a woman but I'll slap the shit out of a bitch why u bullshittin?
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 I think there should be a thread speculating on the reason.
EricMM Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 From my perspective as a feminist, anyone ANYONE tries to come at you with a knife, you stop them however you can. I'm sorry, but girls aren't made of fine china, and someone tries to cut me they WILL get bruised while they're disarmed, and they will get bruised while they're subdued, and they will not get up til the cops come and take them away. Mike should have stood up for himself. Women are physically weaker than men, but that doesn't make it okay for them to beat on you.
The Niggardly King Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Woman can also have a higher pain threshold than your average man, and if you wanna be looked at as an equal, you're gonna get an equal right hook from me.
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 From my perspective as a feminist, anyone ANYONE tries to come at you with a knife, you stop them however you can. I'm sorry, but girls aren't made of fine china, and someone tries to cut me they WILL get bruised while they're disarmed, and they will get bruised while they're subdued, and they will not get up til the cops come and take them away. Mike should have stood up for himself. Women are physically weaker than men, but that doesn't make it okay for them to beat on you. You're no gentleman!!
Firestarter Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 You're no gentleman!! In Eric's case, I think that was established long ago.
Firestarter Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 I'll never hit a woman but I'll slap the shit out of a bitch why u bullshittin? "I'll shake the braid right out of your hair!"
EricMM Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Let me also say that no one has ever come at me with a knife. God forbid. So whether or not I am some sort of gentleman, I certainly handle my shit enough that situations don't come to that.
Firestarter Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 From my perspective as a feminist Oh, for... ANYONE tries to come at you with a knife, you stop them however you can. If you can't stop a girl without bruising her, knife or not, you're not a man. Full stop. Mike should have stood up for himself. He did. By not retaliating. See, for some people, their morals are more important than their immediate well-being. Women are physically weaker than men, but that doesn't make it okay for them to beat on you. No one said it made it "okay."
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 See, if someone came at me with a knife, I'd probably shoot them. At the very least, put one in the dirt at their feet and watch their bowels release. Again, I'm no Lancelot in Marney's moral fantasyland.
The Niggardly King Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 you're a fucking viking, a man of olden times, real man
Firestarter Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 See, if someone came at me with a knife, I'd probably shoot them. At the very least, put one in the dirt at their feet and watch their bowels release. Again, I'm no Lancelot in Marney's moral fantasyland. No, I'd do the same. What I wouldn't do: easily overpower the perpetrator, abuse her, and then brag about it online.
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 you're a fucking viking, a man of olden times, real man I really like this.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 What's wrong with slugging a woman? She wants to fight, let's fight! Co fucking sign.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 He did. By not retaliating. No he didn't... He made himself look like a complete fucking pussy, and allowed his girlfriend to think she can control him. Fuck that shit, no way I ain't letting any stupid bitch hit me with a phone, let alone for 20 mins straight. If a bitch thinks shes tough enough to hit a guy, then shes tough enough to take a hit.
Firestarter Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 He made himself look like a complete fucking pussy No. He showed her and everyone else that he wouldn't descend to her level. If a bitch thinks shes tough enough to hit a guy, then shes tough enough to take a hit. Unsurprisingly, you miss the point.
Maztinho Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Marney where you here for EHME/Slim's I'm going to fight everyone/everyone's a fag run? This is status quo for him. I actually had a girlfriend who would get pissed and slap at me, so I'd just grab her wrists and spin behind her so she couldn't kick and I'd just hold her until she calmed the fuck down. There's ways of protecting yourself without going on the offensive, but I never had anyone come at me with a knife, so I dunno.
Firestarter Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Marney where you here for EHME/Slim's I'm going to fight everyone/everyone's a fag run? Nah. Haven't been around for a while. I suppose I should be thankful for that. This is status quo for him. So it seems. There's ways of protecting yourself without going on the offensive Indeed. I never had anyone come at me with a knife, so I dunno. I have. And if I, a 90 lb girl, could avoid serious injury, any male should certainly be able to do the same.
Brett Favre Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 I'm not going to spend energy on a girl who's trying to knife me by holding her back for like 20 minutes when you can end it with a right hook (I'm a lefty, so at least that's holding back somewhat, right?). I know, I know. That's not being a pussy, but if I'm still standing, I think I made the right choice.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 I'm not going to spend energy on a girl who's trying to knife me by holding her back for like 20 minutes when you can end it with a right hook (I'm a lefty, so at least that's holding back somewhat, right?). I know, I know. That's not being a pussy, but if I'm still standing, I think I made the right choice. Glad to see I'm not the only one who sees it like that.
Firestarter Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 I'm not going to spend energy on a girl who's trying to knife me by holding her back for like 20 minutes when you can end it with a right hook (I'm a lefty, so at least that's holding back somewhat, right?). I know, I know. That's not being a pussy, but if I'm still standing, I think I made the right choice. Depends on whether you aggravated the situation by fucking THROWING HER OVER A SOFA in the first place or not. Glad to see I'm not the only one who sees it like that. I'm not.
Ripper Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Everyones focusing on the Knife. The girl grabbed the knife because she couldn't win in the phsycial fight because someone picked her up and threw her over a couch for a slap. thats not even equal retaliation. Hell, if it was a dude the size of the big show, you are going to grab something to even it up. so yeah, she was wrong for grabbing the knife. It was bitchassness that led to her getting thrown over the couch. Sorry EHME, but that was pretty bitchass right there.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Everyones focusing on the Knife. The girl grabbed the knife because she couldn't win in the phsycial fight because someone picked her up and threw her over a couch for a slap. thats not even equal retaliation. Hell, if it was a dude the size of the big show, you are going to grab something to even it up. so yeah, she was wrong for grabbing the knife. It was bitchassness that led to her getting thrown over the couch. Sorry EHME, but that was pretty bitchass right there. She smacked me in the face 1st... I could've done a lot worst right then and there, but I just basically wanted to get her away from me. Aren't you a midget?
Firestarter Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 The girl grabbed the knife because she couldn't win in the phsycial fight because someone picked her up and threw her over a couch for a slap. thats not even equal retaliation... Sorry EHME, but that was pretty bitchass right there. High "five," my, um, "dawg." (er, how do I do this again?)
Brett Favre Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 We heres what happened. She smacked the shit out of him, and then he retaliated. Not in the best way, but okay. You think the girl would get the message. She then tries to get her mace, but he punts away her purse. Kind of immature, but he did the right thing there I think just not in the best possible way. THEN she still doesn't get it, and charges at him with a knife. Anything goes when that happens. I guess he shouldn't have thrown her over the couch, but that girl seems pretty hard headed anyway.
Mik Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 I'd like to chime in on this. I try to avoid confrontation as much as possible and I'm not sure I'll ever be in the situation but if anyone came at me with a knife - they are going down. If a woman was slapping me or something minor I certainly wouldn't hit her but when a weapon that can end my life comes in to play all bets are off. But what the fuck do I know? Most of the parties I've been to the past few years got out of hand when people were arguing about an article in the New Yorker.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 The bitch is a known nutcase who has had confratations with males and females alike. Had I found out about this before, I wouldn't have even fucked her.
Guest (Loggins Name) Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 I tried to stab someone for enjoying Hendrik Hertzberg.
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