Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 What's going on with this match. I'm drifting in and out, but everything I'm seeing is awful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 Atlas shrugged! wow..Ayn Rand gets in on ECW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 Gorilla Monsoon would have been so proud of that backslide . . . he drove with the legs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Truthiness 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 Did I hear a "Let's Go Alex" chant? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 That was nice elevation on the dropkick, but it's not as beautiful as Orton's dropkick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kristianna 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 "VERY IMPRESSIVE DEBUT BY ATLAS ORTIZ!!!" Taz, who the fuck are you kidding? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 So...um...where's Evan Bourne? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanks for the Fish 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 I hate him already. He seems like a guy who wants to play a wrestler on tv rather than being a wrestler. He's like a guy who saw wrestling on tv when he was a youngster and said "I can do that" and is playing the part of what he thinks a pro-wrestler is like - if that makes any sense. He's a guy with no charisma but has funny hair to and make up for it, has himself inked up to be interesting and then dances around or acts all crazy and thinks that makes him have charisma. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ghost of bps21 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 Evan Bourne was killed by Mike Knox last week. It's a lesson to the others about getting over. ... This Atlas guy seems like he's got the right plan for success. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 I have to say, I didn't like what I saw there. Can't really pinpoint it, but Atlas just looked bored in the ring or something. He wasn't really 'selling' that well, like I saw him holding the arm, but it looked like he was just walking casually around the ring quite a few times. And looked like he about killed himself with that dropkick. Bad debut IMO. Armando did a good job getting the extremely dead crowd into the match though, with his yelling random shit at them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 He's a guy with no charisma but has funny hair to and make up for it, has himself inked up to be interesting and then dances around or acts all crazy and thinks that makes him have charisma. Agreed. It's like he's a giant D-Ray 3000. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ghost of bps21 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 Compared to this guy, D-Ray had the charisma of the Rock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 This Atlas guy seems like he's got the right plan for success. The Orton/Cena route of debuting bland faces, turning them heel and giving them a personality injection? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ghost of bps21 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 That's the one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 This Atlas guy seems like he's got the right plan for success. The Orton/Cena route of debuting bland faces, turning them heel and giving them a personality injection? Sounds like the Blue Chipper/Rocky Miavia plan.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 lol found this on aother forum: I wanted to see Evan Bourne, and instead I got a new wrestler who's character is based off being a total bro-dude. Maybe his promos will be him playing hackey sack while downing cans of Natty light. Aaaaaand here's the world happiest heel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 I'm also saddened by the fact there was no Bourne/Sydal on my tv tonight at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 This Atlas guy seems like he's got the right plan for success. The Orton/Cena route of debuting bland faces, turning them heel and giving them a personality injection? Sounds like the Blue Chipper/Rocky Miavia plan.. He's even got the Rocky Maivia esque football background Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 I wonder if Sparky Plug makes his return at the Bash? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kristianna 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 I was 'bout to say that. If he stays a heel, its going to be rather unconvincing with that "Christmas morning kid" smile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 I'm also saddened by the fact there was no Bourne/Sydal on my tv tonight at all. I hope he's on Smackdown this week wrestling Brian Kendrick ...that won't happen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ghost of bps21 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 I just really want Delaney to yell "I'm a bigger nigger than you" and bitchslap him. It'll only work with Delaney. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 Collin could be a FG kicker in the NFL lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 I was 'bout to say that. If he stays a heel, its going to be rather unconvincing with that "Christmas morning kid" smile. I don't know, Mark Henry seems like the type who would smile at his own farts like that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kristianna 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 I was 'bout to say that. If he stays a heel, its going to be rather unconvincing with that "Christmas morning kid" smile. I don't know, Mark Henry seems like the type who would smile at his own farts like that Now THAT is pretty fuckin' funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ghost of bps21 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 Why doesn't Dreamer just jump Delaney and earn his title shot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strummer 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 I knew as soon as I saw Atlas Ortiz on the screen(even before he got in the ring) everyone here would be killing him wasn't disappointed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 Everybody's killing him because that match was six minutes of suck, and it had nothing to do with Estrada. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 I knew as soon as I saw Atlas Ortiz on the screen(even before he got in the ring) everyone here would be killing him wasn't disappointed I don't know, him being on television is disappointing in itself. BRING COLT UP! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2008 Everybody's killing him because that match was six minutes of suck, and it had nothing to do with Estrada. Estrada couldn't carry him in wrestling, but knew enough to use his mouth to build some heat and make more entertaining than it would've been Share this post Link to post Share on other sites