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this is a thing that amuses me. it's flattering to know that people take the effort to hate on me.

 

I gotta say that it does make me happy to post stupid shit and almost immediately be made fun of for it. And there's not even a hint of sarcasm there. It's amusing to me.

 

that's how them Massachusites roll...

 

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Pre-school or Kindergarten tours through the store. Every little stupid thing enthralls the kids.

 

"This is where we cut the fruit for the bowls."

 

"WHOAAAA!"

 

Also inevitably one of them stares up at me and goes, "You're big." And I just respond, "I'm normal sized, you are just small."

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Little kids being overjoyed at Bananas though, I mean, I wish I was more child-like in that way. One of the little girls was like hoping up and down because she could see the boxes bananas came from.

 

Actually I think I really have an odd perspective on height, I always have, because my father's side of the family are all quite tall, so at family reunions I'm actually on the shorter end of the spectrum when most of my cousins are like 6'8"- 6'10". Out of the males I'm the third shortest. So I never have considered myself "tall"

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Guest Tzar Lysergic
Christ, I see those things almost every day at work. I've become pretty immune to them. The picture posted is around a 4 on a 1-10 scale of awfulness.

 

Podiatrist? Shoe store?

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I was out of work and needed a job. The place is super-close to my home, good hours and the comission is excellent. In fact I just got done making orthotics for likely the most drop-dead gorgeous woman I've seen in my life. It sure as hell beats doing outbound phone work for the biggest bank in Canada where my job basically consisted of getting shit on all day.

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Guest Vitamin X

So, so far LOTC has worked as a porn clerk, in a call center, and as a foot man. Interesting career choices.

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It was a video store with a porn section but yeah, it's more fun telling people that I was a porn store clerk. The blogs I did are still archived in LSD and some of them still make me laugh.

 

I really have no clue what I want to do with my careers. Ideally it'd be working for a Mixed Martial Arts promotion or writing about it but it's not legal in Ontario so the market is tiny and difficult to penetrate.

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