Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 With a watergun! Those fucking hooligans from across the street! I'll show them! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 I got shot with a potato gun in the inner thigh when I was in 6th or 7th grade by some random teenagers driving by when I was walking home from school. I have a feeling they were aiming for another nearby body part and to this day, I'm grateful that they missed their target. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Elements of Style Report post Posted July 17, 2008 I was shat upon by a gull at a Brewers game. It felt like getting hit by a paintball, which, in a sense, I was. Got me in the upper arm. Could've been worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 Whaaaat? You ever been shot with a paintball? I've had both of those things happen, and I wouldn't compare them. Does birdshit leave welts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 Maybe if it was Big Bird taking a dump on your head. That sounds like it could be a cutaway scene on Family Guy...perhaps it already has been. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 Someone's gotta link to cynicalprofit's thread. I was driving the other day and some kid walking down the street air gunned me down. What the fuck kids of Sleepy Hollow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 I was stabbed in the neck with a pair of scissors back in first grade, they didnt go in that deep but I still bled all over the place.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 Milky would have said "Too bad you didn't die." Nighthawk won't say that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike wanna be 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 I was stabbed in the neck with a pair of scissors back in first grade, they didnt go in that deep but I still bled all over the place.. Sure you were, Arn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 I was shot at in the 11th grade. Thank god those 1978 full-size Broncos were made Ford tough! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 i gots k-owned by a dodgeball in 8th grade Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 i gots k-owned by a dodgeball in 8th grade i got owned by dodgeballs in the 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th grades. SHOCK EH? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 Despite my reputation as the white Wilt, my skillset in basketball consists mostly of having a knack for taking passes to the face and also making rebounds with my face. Hurts like hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 I got hit in the eye with a plastic hockey puck in the 8th grade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 Gangstalicious got shot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 Nothing ever happens to you people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 you people? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 Gangstalicious got shot! "I GOT SHOT!" "I got shot!" "NO, I GOT SHOT, FOR REAL!" "No, I got shot for real!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 I think the first, and maybe only, time I ever maliciously hit someone was in 2nd grade. I gave him a black eye for stealing my basketball. It was pretty sick too, because I jumped up in the air and then socked him right in the eye, Kung-Fu style. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2008 Gangstalicious got shot! "I GOT SHOT!" "I got shot!" "NO, I GOT SHOT, FOR REAL!" "No, I got shot for real!" I am so disappointed you guys referenced that before I could. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
