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Noah Fentz vs. The World

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**~~Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could (oop) myself in the shower

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could (oop) myself in the shower

Been on my own so long

I can't tell left from wrong

Bloody red bats

Squelching offal

Foaming mutilations in the kiss of death

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could (oop) myself in the shower

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could (oop) myself in the shower

Been on my own all night

I can't tell left from light

Baby come back

Gimme fever

Cauterize this passion with a blood-red kiss

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could (oop) myself in the shower

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could (oop) myself in the shower

Sometimes I wish I was a

So I could ~~*

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Uncorrected personality traits

That seem whimsical in a child

May prove to be ugly in a fully-grown adult.

 

Lack of involvement with the father or

Overinvolvement with the mother

Can result in lack of ability to relate to sexual peers

 

And in homosexual leanings

Narcissism, transsexuality,

Girls from the waist up, Men from the waist down

Attempts to be your own love object,

Reconcile both your parents...by becoming both at once.

 

Even Marilyn Monroe was a man, but

This tends to get overlooked by

Our mother-fixated overweight, sexist media

So

Uncorrected personality traits

That seem whimsical in a child

May prove to be ugly in a fully-grown adult

 

If you give in to them

Every time they cry

They will become little tyrants

But they won't remember why

Then when they are thwarted

By people in later life

They will become psychotic

And they won't make an ideal husband or wife

 

The spoiled baby grows into

The escapist teenager who's

The adult alcoholic who's

The middle-aged suicide

Oi

 

So

Uncorrected personality traits

That seem whimsical in a child

May prove to be ugly in a fully-grown adult

 

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I have seen the sleeping knights of Jesus

Gazing out across the open sea

I have seen the sleeping knights of Jesus

And they look extremely tired to me

 

Dyin' of starvation in the gutter (in the gutter)

That is all the future holds for me (holds for me)

Or alcoholic poisoning in the toilet of my choice

That's all there is as far as I can see

Fried to death in seconds by the Russians (by the Russians)

Or if you're lucky just a sudden stroke (sudden stroke)

A lingering death from fallout as your teeth and hair fall out

A certain death from cancer if you smoke

 

But I have seen the sleeping knights of Jesus

Gazing out across the open sea

I have seen the sleeping knights of Jesus

And they look extremely tired to me

 

Put your faith in God, he won't expect you

Put your faith in death because it's free

If you believe in nothing, honey, it believes in you

For God's sake don't waste any faith on me

When he comes to judge us in his glory (in his glory)

Then we'll see how old a man can get (man can get)

He must be feeling ancient up there on the rim of space

Two thousand years and he ain't been back yet

 

But I have seen the sleeping knights of Jesus

Rub their eyes and gape at what they see

I have seen the sleeping knights of Jesus

And it looks as though they've noticed me

 

 

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I thought I slayed the sloth known as Taiga?

 

Get the fuck outta of Chocolate Negro

 

Not yet, brutha. Ban time.

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Bleed down to the fucking core

You're going down for fucking more

Screw your slimy guts

Driving me fucking nuts!

 

Chainsaw in my bleeding hands

As I start to cut you in two

Your guts are steaming out

And I just love the sight!

 

Maggots crawling in her cunt

I just love to lick that shit

Bury you in a slimy grave

You will rot forever there!

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Well, since Thumbtack isn't here anymore:

 

Rip the sacred flesh

Sodomize the holy asshole

Drink the red blood of the mother of earth

Masturbation on the dead body of christ

The king of Jews is dead

and so are the lies

Vomit on the host of Heaven

Masturbate on the throne of God

Break the seals of angels

Drink the sweet blood of Christ

Taste the flesh of the priest

Sodomize holy nuns

The king of Jews is a liar

The Heavens will burn

Dethrone the son of God

God is dead

Holyness is gone

Purity is gone

Prayers are burned

Covered in black shit

Rape the holy ghost

Unclean birth of Jesus Christ

Heaven will fall

Fuck the church

Fuck Christ

Fuck the Virgin

Fuck the gods of Heaven

Fuck the name of Jesus

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This thread was like a retarded person figuring out how to masturbate.

 

 

More like a self-proclaimed elitist group of self-righteous, arrogant, immature, circle-jerking punks trying to make themselves feel powerful and in control. Well, personally, I find it utterly pathetic, and I'm glad I'm not the only one. The only reason I'm even posting here again is to let you all know that I'm on to your "I have no life, so I'll just play tough and smart 'cause I'm online, and no one can hurt me" bullshit.

 

@ Lt. Jon Kavanaugh - If I were to go to Calgary, I'd waste you dude, so watch what you wish for, you just might get it. You have no idea...

 

Now, I'm all done here, so feel free to continue wasting your time insulting someone that has no time to waste on useless pieces of shit like you.

 

If you're not a useless piece of shit (and you all know who you are), I'll talk to you later...

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Oh shit man, you don't want none with the Lt. He'd smoke ya, dawg. Quicker then that stress Hawk smoked from ya, man.

 

He's a gold gloves caliber boxer with a Tito Ortiz gorilla head. He'd ruin you... moment he steps up, you'd be shakin' 'n shitin' yo self.

 

Best not to step to him, he'll make you his Tina, but no dry humping during the beatings.

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I don't know, Noah seems like he's past his prime, but he might have a puncher's chance.

 

Tito got da speed, the quick twitch muscles, plus that huge fuckin' gorilla head. You knows he gots a chin.

 

 

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I'm on to your "I have no life, so I'll just play tough and smart 'cause I'm online, and no one can hurt me" bullshit.

 

@ Lt. Jon Kavanaugh - If I were to go to Calgary, I'd waste you dude, so watch what you wish for, you just might get it. You have no idea...

 

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I mean this nigga Tito be taking like frozen beer bottles to that fucking OJ like head and he still lays the smackdown on da bitches.

 

You can't stop him, you can't even hope to slow him down. He'll only be done when he's bored.

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@ Lt. Jon Kavanaugh - If I were to go to Calgary, I'd waste you dude, so watch what you wish for, you just might get it. You have no idea...

 

Bring bitch! You don't want none of the mullato shadow, bitch!

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the mullato shadow

 

This should be your new name.

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This thread was like a retarded person figuring out how to masturbate.

 

 

More like a self-proclaimed elitist group of self-righteous, arrogant, immature, circle-jerking punks trying to make themselves feel powerful and in control. Well, personally, I find it utterly pathetic, and I'm glad I'm not the only one. The only reason I'm even posting here again is to let you all know that I'm on to your "I have no life, so I'll just play tough and smart 'cause I'm online, and no one can hurt me" bullshit.

 

@ Lt. Jon Kavanaugh - If I were to go to Calgary, I'd waste you dude, so watch what you wish for, you just might get it. You have no idea...

 

Now, I'm all done here, so feel free to continue wasting your time insulting someone that has no time to waste on useless pieces of shit like you.

 

If you're not a useless piece of shit (and you all know who you are), I'll talk to you later...

AWWWW Y'ALL POSTED AGAIN NIGGA

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Wait, I'm not a useless piece of shit, and he's threatening to talk to me again. What do I do? Suicide? Scream like a girl and run? Call up EHME?

 

 

I'm on to your "I have no life, so I'll just play tough and smart 'cause I'm online, and no one can hurt me" bullshit.

 

 

@ Lt. Jon Kavanaugh - If I were to go to Calgary, I'd waste you dude, so watch what you wish for, you just might get it. You have no idea...

 

Just had to second this.

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More like a self-proclaimed elitist group of self-righteous, arrogant, immature, circle-jerking punks trying to make themselves feel powerful and in control.

Nah, we're all sitting on the sidelines reminiscing about good TSM fights. This one's just pathetic.

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the mullato shadow

 

This should be your new name.

 

That was my nickname for backyard boxing...

Either way, it's fucking awesome.

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circle-jerking punks

You'll have to talk to Milky about that.

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More like a self-proclaimed elitist group of self-righteous, arrogant, immature, circle-jerking punks trying to make themselves feel powerful and in control.

Nah, we're all sitting on the sidelines reminiscing about good TSM fights. This one's just pathetic.

 

Hey, remember the 9/11 thread where Marney had that great quote from "Mr. Belloc Still Objects" and Johnson walked right into it?

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